[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

3rd and 20. Run the ball for one fucking yard. 

fucking hell

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Who we playing in the Texas Bowl?  Leach?

how are we making a bowl at 4-8

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Who we playing in the Texas Bowl?  Leach?

are we making a bowl? Can we be that confident? I can't. Kansas just gets us to 5

[WinningIsHard 4031]

Does Casey know he can take off and run when he sees a blitzer that has a wide open lane? 

[Fastbreak 3985]

We gave up already. Sweet.

[MotownHorn 1762]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Who we playing in the Texas Bowl?  Leach?

Damn you’re optimistic about how the rest of the season is going to go

[Honeysucklerose 987]

I’m not gonna make it through this whole game am i

[LTtxfan 49185]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Don't worry guys, the defense isn't bad. They were just tired because our offense went on a bunch of super quick three-and-outs... 🙄

 

I fuckin' hate your posts sometimes -- you Jinxed us !!!

FUCK

[SHOOTER12 8808]

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

When we the last time we forced a 3 an out after we scored?

"It was a cold damp November day back in '44".

[Augustus 3061]

My entire family is texting me in all caps, as if this is somehow my fault or there's something I can do about it.

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4471]

I will derive no enjoyment from  watching Sark and his multimillion dollar hotshot staff get thoroughly outcoached by an introverted dork defensive coordinator. Think I’ll do something else this Saturday.

[David Dennison 18856]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

no idea why the fuck i watch this pop warner joke of a team 

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

bijan wide open on the sack

Yep, Casey needs to see that LB coming and dump it off to Bijan.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Gifs of disappoint and disgust

[satyanash 14484]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

bijan wide open on the sack

He was wide open because he didn't pick up the blitzing LB that sacked Thompson. Looked like he was supposed to stay in pass pro and a miscommunication happened.

[Nicole44 22059]

I mean fuck our coach and team were talking about Baylor crowd noise and being an intimidating place to play all week. But still…I get that we have a core that has bought into the coaching staff so hopefully they don’t fall apart after today.

[MotownHorn 1762]

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Does Casey know he can take off and run when he sees a blitzer that has a wide open lane? 

Nah bro. He’s gotta buy some time to throw it deep into triple coverage 

[hayden_horn 11362]

i bet the over. 61.5. fuck. i counted on us actually, you know, scoring in the first half

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

are we making a bowl? Can we be that confident? I can't. Kansas just gets us to 5

I have confidence someone else will fuck up 1 out of 3 tries.  

[Domedriver 655]

If we are going to be raped, shouldn’t we lie back and enjoy it?

[victory88 5666]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

bijan wide open on the sack

Yeah, because he decided not to pick up the fucking blitz right through the center of this line.  This entire team is fucked.  I love Bijan, but that sack was his fault.  

[UTEE97 3521]

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Good idea to run right by the punt returner that didn’t call a fair catch. Jackass

Thompson strikes again!

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Just now, victory88 said:

Yeah, because he decided not to pick up the fucking blitz right through the center of this line.  This entire team is fucked.  I love Bijan, but that sack was his fault.  

This

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Does Casey know he can take off and run when he sees a blitzer that has a wide open lane? 

Seems like scrambling has been taught out of him for some reason.  Sark is like bizarro Herman. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Who we playing in the Texas Bowl?  Leach?

Not sure we're bowl eligible the way this team shits the bed

[Nicole44 22059]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

My entire family is texting me in all caps, as if this is somehow my fault or there's something I can do about it.

 

 

It’s all your fault. Shame shame shame on you. 

[SDG 3319]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Casey gets rattled and it’s downhill from there.

You’re not wrong but it starts with our terrible Oline.  

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

I’m done with Sark- shitty offensive coordinator, worse head coach. Fuck him.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

i bet the over. 61.5. fuck. i counted on us actually, you know, scoring in the first half

well baylor winning 49-20 will get you there

[Thatguy 8699]

1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Yep, Casey needs to see that LB coming and dump it off to Bijan.

  Eyes went straight to the rush. Not sure he has ever gotten over getting rattled vs OU.

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Definitely a Baylor slanted broadcast

[Jive Turkey 12597]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

i bet the over. 61.5. fuck. i counted on us actually, you know, scoring in the first half

Baylor will score 56. Texas has 7. Boom. Covered. 

Baylor is going to be all gas, no breaks today. They will run it up on us. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

A pass breakup!

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

i love hearing how every Baylor player was recruited by Bama, Georgia, Texas, OU, etc and that they refused to go to those places to stay with Baylor

[Augustus 3061]

They have one of the biggest scandals in college football history, have to fire the coach that made them relevant, won the Big 12, coached a Heisman winner, etc.

They should have wound up like SMU for decades post 1987. 

Instead, they bring in Rhule and he gets them to the Big 12 CG and has enough success to get hired to coach an NFL team.

They completely fall apart, winning like 2 games last year, I think.

And then Aranda gets them to 6-1 and ranked 16th.

Boggles the mind.

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

We got lucky with the pass breakup. He had a huge cushion. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Holy shit we are soft

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Got damn

[alphahorn 1637]

first time all year we defend that play

[victory88 5666]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I mean fuck our coach and team were talking about Baylor crowd noise and being an intimidating place to play all week. But still…I get that we have a core that has bought into the coaching staff so hopefully they don’t fall apart after today.

This is our program now.  We think playing in Waco is hard.  We let a middle of the pack Arkansas team buttfuck us on national television.  This AD and program have no idea what they are about to walk into when we start our SEC schedule.  

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Definitely a Baylor slanted broadcast

One team is playing well and the other sucks

[coachherman'sgrill 2104]

This is one schizophrenic team. So many ups and downs in a quarter.

[FOXHOUND 1021]

Girlfriend called and asked if I wanted to go see the new Halloween movie at 1PM. I think I'll catch the movie 🤷🏾‍♂️

[TexArcher 37774]

Hey, a legal hit!  Fun!

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

3-1 and our DBs are plying so far back. Offenses will take that all day 

[zlavydra 2121]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"It was a cold damp November day back in '44".

Nope. Scored right away 1st quarter vs Okie Lite. Then they went 3 and out.

[Bullneck 19088]

Bryant Westbook on the tackle

[Nicole44 22059]

Baylor has a very good coaching staff. Which will be poached after the season. Not sure what we were expecting…what they lack in talent they make up for in fundamentals and coaching

[Laxtonto 12080]

So typical…. Still 5 yards off the ball

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

We are ass.