[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Our coaches go to 5 star recruit games and show documentaries to our players. The other teams watch film and teach tackling. 

[ClubWhatever 12324]

Teams are a reflection of their coach.  Wilting in 3 straight winnable games means you are mentally and physically weak. 

[Duane Moore 5773]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Let's take a breath for a second. Back up and look at this team. I want to know what is going on. I want to understand this unbelievable collapse. It is program wide. I want to know. 

We are a front-running team that has to jump on teams early and put them away because we will lose the fourth quarter. 

[NAVY 6971]

Can’t wait for the false start penalty to start the next possession 

[Fastbreak 4057]

At least we have the Longhorn Network to watch all the highlights and interviews.

[TexasFan21 1275]

We fired Herman to become a even bigger clown show. JFC

[FloridaHorn 4887]

It’s not rape if it’s consensual.

[Wishbone 4958]

Our games should be closed to the public and on pay per view to limit air wave exposure.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Herman never lost 3 games in a row lol

It’ll be 4 in a row next week. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Sark Strong 

 

Or Steve SarkStrongian

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[cabowabo 4692]

Anyone got any pictures of Sark’s wife pregame outfit?  I just leave seeing what she brings to our program. 

[immamac 44414]

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

[Pam Cummings 9885]

The big 12 doesn't deserve to be in the playoff. And why do the announcers always have to talk endlessly about how "Texas had a double digit lead", it was 11 fucking points, Texas is 4-3, Baylor is 6-1, stop acting so fucking shocked you dweeb fucks.

[Twizzler 195]

Mentally weak.

Physically weak.

Maybe next year.

[BurntOrange&White 42005]

Can a BMD solicit a woman to get Sark back to drinking so we can fire him for cause?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, taybo20 said:

We’re gonna be the new vandy of the SEC 

Need to get to work on upgrading some of our lesser academic departments. 

[OU Sucks 9405]

Just now, NAVY said:

Can’t wait for the false start penalty to start the next possession 

No, it's normally delay of game coming out of TV timeout.

[cabowabo 4692]

INT upcoming. 

[Chad 1728]

Perennial 7-6 Stevie Sark, was this guy supposed to be an upgrade? Not looking like it.

[Lat22 4086]

Team full of pussies. Every last one of them. How many straps for Overshown today? I missed the pregame fashion show.

[Deej 77864]

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

how do you miss that fucking holding

They didn't miss it. They are told not to call it.

[Horn80 6361]

1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Why am I not angry right now?


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It’s the frog in boiling water syndrome.  It’s amazing what you can get use to.

[tejas60 3575]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Let's take a breath for a second. Back up and look at this team. I want to know what is going on. I want to understand this unbelievable collapse. It is program wide. I want to know. 

[TOR 6154]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Let's take a breath for a second. Back up and look at this team. I want to know what is going on. I want to understand this unbelievable collapse. It is program wide. I want to know. 

Well, the offense is terrible but the incredibly bad defense makes up for it.

[Nicole44 22326]

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

This team will not be bowl eligible.  Lol

Nor should we be. I have a good idea what’s going on with the team but I don’t want to add to an already crappy game. Or CR this shit up. 
 

it’s just gotten to a point where I feel like we should be paid to watch this shit not pay them for playing and coaching like shit

[MillerEP 30907]

[taybo20 3042]

Biggest year over year drop in ticket sales coming

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

Meat Chicken @ State if you want to keep your liver a little healthier 

[GreenspointTexas 9991]

BJ foster…

[nineliveslost 3012]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Let's go win this thing -- C'mon Horns !!!  🤘

I have a unicorn to sell you ....

 

But I hope you are right  - Hook'em

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Maybe Sark should've forced the team to watch or rewatch Squid Game, where losers die.

This needs more fucking likes. Spot on.

[David Dennison 19569]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Teams are a reflection of their coach.  Wilting in 3 straight winnable games means you are mentally and physically weak. 

And we're stuck with it for multiple seasons. This is exactly what he is as a head coach.

[HuntinHorn 1005]

This team sucks that is all

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, Chad said:

Perennial 7-6 Stevie Sark, was this guy supposed to be an upgrade? Not looking like it.

Show me win 7

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Game out of reach, now the flag

[ultimaton 2985]

Just now, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

Do you feel the need to be miserable and want to spend your Saturday contemplating how much of your life you’ve wasted on Texas football, or do you want to enjoy the rest of your weekend?

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

We don’t have time to run the ball for 4 yards 

[hookem48 4857]

Don’t worry our qb is great under pressure 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

At least we have the Longhorn Network to watch all the highlights and interviews.

I want to watch the games we win from 1981. 

[Duane Moore 5773]

3 minutes ago, naija said:

That’s either the 3rd or 4th straight game our elite RB has been out rushed.

That’s because Bijan isn’t playing against our defense

[taybo20 3042]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone got any pictures of Sark’s wife pregame outfit?  I just leave seeing what she brings to our program. 

It’s the only good thing

[Jebus 1341]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

do you want an excuse to get a new TV when you smash your current one?

[Dark Horse 2436]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I haven’t watched anything past 7 minutes into the 2nd quarter and haven’t read the thread. Do I even turn the game on or just keep watching Meat Chicken @ State

Save yourself, watch a well played game. 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

That flag will be picked up unless it's defensive holding

[Real Papi 1114]

Need a quick TD here let’s go Sark earn that money 

[GreenspointTexas 9991]

And there is the bs penalty as the game is out of reach

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

Holy fucking shit- a penalty on them!!!

[taybo20 3042]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Need to get to work on upgrading some of our lesser academic departments. 

God we suck ass

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

The important thing is we reacted to a fake "racism" controversy. Who needs to win when you got Woke!

[RoyalBevo21 961]

3 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Fuckin absurd no calls on holds.