[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Can’t wait to give up this 3rd and long to lose the game 

How bout giving up enough on 3rd down so they go for it on 4th and win the game?

[EuroHorn 3204]

Third and long.  This is the game.  Of course they’ll convert 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Yep… bounces don’t go our way…

Some old dude said luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

We could get outcoached by Bill O’Brien and Charlie Weis at this point. 

Bill Burr and Charlie Murphy. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Funny Baylor is showing us how to close a game out. Maybe. But since we can’t stop a 3rd and long they’re about to convert.

[Escapedgoat 90]

Baylor can still do something stupid here like they almost did there, but at this point I can see us doing worse.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

We'll still dominate in swimming in the SEC, right? Don't take our only winning team away from us 

Volleyball says hi

[atomheartbevo 89422]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

In a state that treats football as a religion, except for the flagship football program. 

If we truly treated it as a religion, we should have strapped Bud Adams to a pile of wood and burned him in the middle of the Astrodome.

[MillerEP 30339]

We need a bruja or curandera, or whatever they’re called to lift this curse.

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I even hate Sark’s stupid vest.

Never liked that plastic potato sack…

[ATXhorn17 1610]

Y’all are crazy if you think we’re getting a 3rd down stop 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, David Dennison said:

That's a good thing if you are running the premier public university in the state. Football is way down the list of priorities for the University of Texas, and that's the way it should be.

Except you can still be good at football and academics. Ohio State comes to mind 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

Fuck off old timer… go back decades to find the faults…. Pussy ass bitch

Dodds literally came in after DKR to take over the AD. He created the atmosphere we currently have. Country club atmosphere where money > results. Fuck right the fuck off if you think this program has been healthy outside of Mack since Dodds took over. 

[Horn80 6075]

At this point, I haven’t seen anything to indicate Sark is a good head coach including his past records at Washington and USC.

[Wild Bill 324]

https://media.giphy.com/media/VU45vX6kokplC/giphy-downsized-large.gif 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

I predict we rough the passer

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I even hate Sark’s stupid vest.

I only hate it when we lose 3 straight but if he’s winning then he’s rocking the best like a boss.

[David Dennison 18656]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Funny Baylor is showing us how to close a game out. Maybe. But since we can’t stop a 3rd and long they’re about to convert.

Baylor has been a better football program than Texas for over a decade now.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I am laughing that Baylor and Okie St easily outphysical us and that anyone here wants any part of SEC play. 

[Lat22 3994]

Tell us Nicole.

[Atticus 3922]

Y’all are crazy if you think we’re getting a 3rd down stop 

Yea I’m at I’ll believe it when I see it territory

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

And "all gas no brakes" as well.  Reminds me too much of a pissed off psycho ex-gf fucking with the brakes on your car after she caught you cheating on her (even though you had already dumped her because she got really weird after she drugged you and tied you up and you woke up and she was shaving your scrotum and was telling you what a shame it would be if the razor slipped and how ever would she be able to have your kids, etc., etc.)

Thats a Monday night for me.

[28jcollins 53]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Goodbye recruits 

Yeah... so much for Archie.

IMO the worst thing that could happen is to bring the added media attention and unneeded pressure of the Manning name to this disaster.

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Volleyball says hi

We lost to Kentucky last year

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

If Baylor is smart they run that toss or option play where they get away with holding every time.

[David Dennison 18656]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Except you can still be good at football and academics. Ohio State comes to mind 

Yeah, but we'd rather be Berkeley than Ohio State.

[EZ$ 2102]

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

We’re lacking talent but so is Baylor, oSu, etc. 

yes, our talent is on par with those schools, but our marginal players are entitled pussies and their marginal guys have chips on their shoulder. 

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Dodds literally came in after DKR to take over the AD. He created the atmosphere we currently have. Country club atmosphere where money > results. Fuck right the fuck off if you think this program has been healthy outside of Mack since Dodds took over. 

How long has dodds been retired? Dodds elevated the fucking program…

here’s a thought, find a relevant fact from this decade to explain our issues… dumb fuck. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Yeah, but we'd rather be Berkeley than Ohio State.

This is too true 

[Wild Bill 324]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

I am laughing that Baylor and Okie St easily outphysical us and that anyone here wants any part of SEC play. 

this

[Zeus 5950]

Oh look it's another classic Big12 shootout that goes down to the wire! 

*Lazer noises*

ToUgHeSt RoAd To ThE pLaYoFf

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Yeah, but we'd rather be Berkeley than Ohio State.

I’d rather actually be Texas

[Dark Horse 2263]

Ok Thompson, will us a game. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I am laughing that Baylor and Okie St easily outphysical us and that anyone here wants any part of SEC play. 

Fucking amen 

[WBT 20420]

Aranda, your DC-ness is showing

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Thank God we used a TO in the first 3 mins of the 3rd quarter. 

[THUJONE 4550]

that was an odd offensive call.

[BrazilHorn 6576]

At least the team has the bus ride home to bond. Maybe they’ll call a players only meeting tomorrow to “make an attitude change”. 
 

[Zeus 5950]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I predict we rough the passer

Not actually but the flag will fly lmao

[Nicole44 22027]

Okeedokee! Quick strike and go for two! Easy! Charge! 

[hookem48 4631]

We are physically and mentally weak, what the fuck else do you need to see? We are a team full of pussies which seems to be perfectly acceptable.

[ztejas 43264]

This game isn't over guys.

[HtownHorn 14486]

Lulz, Baylor didn't even try to pick up that 1st down.

I think they wanted to set up the fake punt for the 1st down and the ultimate gut punch.

Edited October 30, 2021 by HtownHorn

[taybo20 2815]

6 minutes ago, Modessit said:

9 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

We finish with 0

Only if we get them to 3rd down.

Boom

[David Dennison 18656]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I’d rather actually be Texas

Well this is it. You have to wait to get lucky with a coaching hire.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Only Amos Alonzo Stagg can save us now

[Duane Moore 5236]

OK, Casey, time to be Captain Comeback and flip the script on this season

[Deej 76564]

Punt return TD, then give up the winning drive.

[THUJONE 4550]

Sark can script this. It's one drive.

[Nicole44 22027]

Run backwards!