[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…

[Fondren & Main 6726]

What the fuck was that on Special Teams today!?

[Deej 76847]

 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

His wife is a stripper who owns a monkey.

[jdhorn92 1552]

11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What the fuck was that on Special Teams today!?

It was adecent play design.  I would have punted though. look at the reply,  ro is open and the defenders are sealed, dicker bailed on it , it had to develop , ro saw it. 

Edited October 30, 2021 by jdhorn92

[XForce 218]

It was an option. Dicker made the wrong decision. 

[CurlyDumps 4476]

It was the most predictable fake punt attempt in the history of fake punt attempts. How about don't even give your punter the option.

[ClubWhatever 12152]

On the all 22 the receiver didn’t look open and was never anywhere close to the sticks.  It was a call of desperation that you don’t make when you are down 3 at midfield.  Just dumb.  Sealed the game for them.  

[satyanash 14562]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

It was the most predictable fake punt attempt in the history of fake punt attempts. How about don't even give your punter the option.

Baylor knew it was coming all the way.

 

[Tex-19 2872]

9 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

It was adecent play design.  I would have punted though. look at the reply,  ro is open and the defenders are sealed, dicker bailed on it , it had to develop , ro saw it. 

Yep. Ro was pissed afterwards. I still don’t like the call but the play was actually open. Dicker bailed too soon and ran. It was there. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4777]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

On the all 22 the receiver didn’t look open and was never anywhere close to the sticks.  It was a call of desperation that you don’t make when you are down 3 at midfield.  Just dumb.  Sealed the game for them.  

.. with a little less than 10 minutes remaining.  Puzzling is as nice as I can put it,

[hookem48 4701]

11 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

It was adecent play design.  I would have punted though. look at the reply,  ro is open and the defenders are sealed, dicker bailed on it , it had to develop , ro saw it. 

yeah, Dicker gave up on it pretty much immediately, no way he was waiting.

[Helobious 9463]

Rojo didn’t look all that open on the play.

[hookem48 4701]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Baylor knew it was coming all the way.

 

they knew it was coming and Ro was still open but it's asking a lot for Dicker to wait that long to throw.

[Deej 76847]

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It was a call of desperation

Like hiring Sark.

[vtaenz 601]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

they knew it was coming and Ro was still open but it's asking a lot for Dicker to wait that long to throw.

I feel like the audience at home had an inkling it was coming too. That's really fucking bad.

[Hornin' In 15]

So we've sank to the point of believing our only chance of winning is having our kicker (who is replacing our Australian punter) complete an 11+ yard pass. We're f$##*&ed!!! 

[mdmost 43008]

The problem with the fake is your defense while bad was not playing that bad. So you show zero faith in them by calling a fake that had less than a 20% chance of success. Dicker is the last person who should be making a judgment call on a fake. 

[hookem17 485]

No idea if this is true, but it’s getting some attention on Twitter. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Sure why not

[smoky 840]

Does that monkey have any eligibility left? 

That's the kind of nastiness we've been missing on the o-line.

[Capn81 373]

Sure why not

Lol

[Surly Bevo 25077]

Monkey heard trick or treat and like Dicker decided on the trick.

[Levi 2588]

[TexasMan 10941]

 

[4th&Five 41565]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

 

 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

"the kid did not have permission to be on the other side of my property !"

[TexasMan 10941]

Omg she took PFT Commenter's bait

 

 

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18840]

Maybe a fake punt when you need 11 fucking yards is a bad idea

[ClubWhatever 12152]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Maybe a fake punt when you need 11 fucking yards is a bad idea

What’s that got to do with an out of control monkey maiming trick or treaters?

[Nicole44 22069]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Omg she took PFT Commenter's bait

 

 

 

 

Of course she did. Banks’ kids with his ex wife must be so proud. 

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

sounds like the monkey may have bitten a kid

 

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by jebusshuttlecock

[Nicole44 22069]

Stripper is as stripper does. Lulz…

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

What a cheeky monkey. Hopefully she spanked it. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

1 minute ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

sounds like the monkey may have bitten a kid

 

 

No way the monkey maimed the kid as bad as she does the English language.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Does a stripper’s monkey do lines of coke with her?

[Newdoc 3448]

Y’all are slipping….

[tfoolry 8220]

 

[TexasMan 10941]

Oh

My

God

 

 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Oh

My

God

 

 

Need to charge admission to see her tweets. 

Fantastic.

[LonghornSean 4008]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Oh

My

God

 

 

English motherfucker! Do you speak it

[HtownHorn 14748]

If only our defense could play with that much aggression.

[Nicole44 22069]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Oh

My

God

 

 

I’m sure she’s amazing in the sack but still…Gawd!!! 

[satyanash 14562]

inb4 classics

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

Honest question; is English her second language?

 

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Francisco 2.0

[Wally Pryor 5261]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

English motherfucker! Do you speak it

She should let the monkey own the keyboard while she keeps command of the vodka.

 

[NoName 16361]

[NoName 16361]

This is not the direction @Fondren & Main thought this was going to go lol 

[Murfdogg21 4413]