[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…

[Guest Lobo]

On a thread about strippers and homicidal monkeys, you're gonna give me shit for capitalization?  

[Chooky 13307]

Sonny Liston tampered with that pole.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[nnm 36361]

8 hours ago, Nope said:

Post-assassination?

Where’s the monkey?

[nnm 36361]

5 hours ago, Chooky said:

Sonny Liston tampered with that pole.

The infamous phantom punch. 

[Nope 3114]

24 minutes ago, nnm said:

Where’s the monkey?

Looks like she has panties on, sorry

[Bama Chick 28596]

Where’s the monkey?

You have to pay for a private room to see her monkey.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

SNL had a sketch germane to this thread this week:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Yep, Andrew Dismukes pitched the idea and they ran with it.  Mulaney killed in it because, while a great standup but not great comic actor, he can do this thing where he sorta plays down the absurd with his pitch.  It's actually a callback to a judge Mulaney impersonates in his standup in a bit about Law & Order, but obviously this is more theater of the absurd.  The man's a genius, trying to tell y'all.  

[Mittens 8263]

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

36 minutes ago, Mittens said:

As a local practitioner, I must caution that a monkey can have a nasty bite.  Secure your children!

[Zeus 6019]

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

[Mittens 8263]

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

^^^ that is disgusting. You have no idea where that mouth has been. Poor monkey. 

[royiv 9287]

I hope doctor of neighborhood is on call tonight.

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

16 minutes ago, royiv said:

I hope doctor of neighborhood is on call tonight.

Oh, I’m ready

[Nicole44 22059]

3 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Oh, I’m ready

 

[Al Czervik 1229]

Still amazed that the university hasn’t kept this organ grinder off of social media. What ever happened to protecting your brand? Social media is the downfall of humanity. 

[nnm 36361]

6 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

^^^ that is disgusting. You have no idea where that mouth has been. Poor monkey. 

Her trade name is pole assassin. I think we have a pretty good idea of where her mouth has been. 

[HtownHorn 14677]

7 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

^^^ that is disgusting. You have no idea where that mouth has been. Poor monkey. 

Actually we have a very good idea where that mouth has been.

[Nope 3114]

10 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Still amazed that the university hasn’t kept this organ grinder off of social media. What ever happened to protecting your brand? Social media is the downfall of humanity. 

[n64ra 1081]

Anyone swing by Pole Assassin's house last night to see if kids were invited in again?

[Js1 85311]

Happy 2 year anniversary of the monkey incident.

Texas is 16-9 since then.

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

On 10/31/2022 at 10:54 PM, HtownHorn said:

Actually we have a very good idea where that mouth has been.

that monkey is probably the least of anyones concerns 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

That monkey has seen some shit...need to get it on the podcast. 

[CleverNickname 1308]

Suit was filed Dec 2021. Anyone able to look up the case and see what's up?

[bad_teammate 13195]

Do you, Doctor of Neighborhood, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

I'm sure they got posted somewhere but at the UH game a couple of jabronis took a picture with her and one of them had a custom UT jersey with Pole Assassin as the name (he was wearing it backwards) and hustled away with shit-eating grins. 

[CleverNickname 1308]

Super disappointed the number of folks online who thought the name of the monkey is Pole Assassin. 

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Do you, Doctor of Neighborhood, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

Of course I do.  I took an oath.  To medicine.  And to the neighborhood.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

23 hours ago, Js1 said:

Happy 2 year anniversary of the monkey incident.

Texas is 16-9 since then.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

15 hours ago, CleverNickname said:

Super disappointed the number of folks online who thought the name of the monkey is Pole Assassin. 

The monkey's name is probably Mojo Jojo

[bad_teammate 13195]

16 hours ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Of course I do.  I took an oath.  To medicine.  And to the neighborhood.

"Listen, Diane, when you married me you knew that two things would ALWAYS come first, medicine and neighborhood! So DO NOT try to make me choose, because you will NOT like my choice!"

[WBT 20561]

His boys are having a good night

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

His boys are having a good night

If by finally having a season where my liver is fucked due to celebration, I'd say Hook Em! 

[Slacks 6819]

[Rimbo 25921]

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/pole-assassin-jeff-banks-texas-longhorns-coach-and-exotic-dancer-pole-assassin-wedding-monkey-bite

tldr: he put a ring on it

@NeverMarryAStripper in shambles

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

54 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/pole-assassin-jeff-banks-texas-longhorns-coach-and-exotic-dancer-pole-assassin-wedding-monkey-bite

tldr: he put a ring on it

@NeverMarryAStripper in shambles

"Allegedly "

[TreatyOak 16313]

On 7/23/2024 at 5:40 PM, Slacks said:

No words. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Soon.