[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…

[ztejas 43,262]

Are we sure this isn't a Reno 911 sketch?

[Al_4_ISU 12,409]

You bringing the monkey to Ames or what?

[Dennis Taylor 18,701]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Omg she took PFT Commenter's bait

 

 

 

 

* a part

That drives me insane and has become an epidemic.  It's not that hard to figure out, and if you get it wrong it literally means  the exact opposite of what you mean. 

[JonBonQuiQui 10]

[Francisco 2.0 32,318]

 

 

[Nicole44 22,027]

 

[Wally Pryor 5,244]

10 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

Bump for additional traction.

[Dr. Teeth 5,831]

We just had a bye week to be able to dissect all of this and she waits until now to do this?!? 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

Just what we need … more monkey business in the football program.

[TexasMan 10,786]

 

[cam4mav 770]

This is the weirdest timeline

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[Horn Dog 9,671]

9 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Need to charge admission to see her tweets. 

You spelled tits wrong.

[Wally Pryor 5,244]

I hope the kid is okay and all. But this is much needed entertainment in the midst of a shit season.

Did Dez's monkey have a good attorney?

[Francisco 2.0 32,318]

Dani probably just needs to turn the phone off for the rest of the night.  Or week.  Because she really isn't helping herself out here.

 

 

[hookem17 485]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Translation: the kid fucked around and found out. 

[smoky 837]

Here's what I've learned this week from Surly:

 

- Don't mow other people's lawns.

- When you get to the back gate, turn around for candy or a monkey might bite you.

[Wally Pryor 5,244]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Please, Dani, keep the faucet turned on.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Honest question; is English her second language?

 

 

Third, fourth, whatever it takes 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Fuck Tim Beck
DP

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Oh

My

God

 

 

LOL!  Emotional support monkey....... 

[Horn80 6,075]

Keep Austin weird vibe….

[JohnnyTapia 535]

You can’t make this shit up 😂

[Wally Pryor 5,244]

Can the monkey find his way to the MNF booth?

[hookem17 485]

 

[Fondren & Main 6,665]

[Wally Pryor 5,244]

This is why Mack had Cleve. He'd have cut off Dani's power an hour ago. 

And then he'd move in for the nasty with the lights out.

[TexasMan 10,786]

A national punchline 

 

 

 

[Vertigo 20,265]

Breaking: Jeff Banks has just started a charitable foundation for wrongfully accused monkeys. The charter of BMMDDS is to provide legal and allegedly veterinarian services for the mental well being of wrongfully accused monkeys. BMMDDS (a.k.a Bitch My Monkey Didn't Do Shit) has declined comment on the situation at the Banks home. 

[Duane Moore 5,236]

Monkey did nothing wrong!

[mdleast 8,259]

 

[Zepol87 9,171]

Wow, I thought this was fake

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Zepol87

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I am dying y’all.

Absolutely hilarious.

[Wally Pryor 5,244]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

A national punchline 

 

 

 

 

Meh. Just roll with it. We all need the comedic relief.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

Maybe Banks needs to coach defense?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

She warned those little fuckheads back in June but did they listen? Noooooooo!

[Nicole44 22,027]

So The Weekend wrote the lyrics to “Can’t Feel My Face…” about a literal monkey? 

[justhookit 4,178]

Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe Banks needs to coach defense?

Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent.

[TX Wing Fan 132]

At this point I only follow Texas Football for the drama. It's a much more entertaining product than whatever it is we put on the field.

[Nicole44 22,027]

 

[SimkinsMan 4,348]

I guess he wanted to touch her monkey.

[mdmost 42,844]

Can the monkey bite the opposing team when we get a double digit lead?

[mdleast 8,259]

I’ve often lamented that I didn’t go to medical school because I too could’ve been a doctor of neighborhood

[ztejas 43,262]

23 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

The best part about this saga so far is how seemingly reasonable her defense of the situation is. It wouldn't be a story if it was a dog that nipped a kid wandering into the backyard. 

But, you know, she's a stripper and it's a monkey. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

This is the happiest I've been about Texas football since about halftime of the OU game. The only disappointment is that Sark didn't have to spend his entire press conference answering questions about it. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

1 minute ago, mdleast said:

I’ve often lamented that I didn’t go to medical school because I too could’ve been a doctor of neighborhood

I’d settle for surgeon of block

[Js1 85,095]

 

[Slacks 6,791]

On 10/30/2021 at 3:06 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

His wife is a stripper who owns a monkey.

[Gaffords 755]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent.

Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.

 

I could see this backfiring since our defense (and the OL) likes having their shit invaded.