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Posted
Just now, RGBIII said:

Do we start another Burnt Ends fund for Pole Assassins legal fees? 

Her boyfriend makes 7 figures so, no. 

And I'm guessing she does okay for herself. 

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

T-Pain didn't warn about being in love with a stripper. Rather he presented a MOU about being in love with a stripper. Also, don't miss the feature artist on the track. WHO?

 

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Posted
Just now, HtownHorn said:

I mean yeah, the kid fucked up. She has nothing to worry about legally, but holy shit, this needed to happen.

I don't know - you could make a law school exam fact pattern out of her hairbrained tweets alone. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, immamac said:

How the fuck have the university handlers not been sent out already. 

The English Department is going lights and sirens to the Banks’ residence right meow.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I could see this backfiring since our defense (and the OL) likes having their shit invaded. 

Haha.  I was kinda thinking along those lines as I typed that...  The thought was they would come out  more like bitches than the 11 yr old.

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The pole assassin and Jeff Banks are probably the best thing about Texas football.  If I’m gonna be forced to watch this train wreck every year, at least it’s entertaining with Banks here. Hell, if I was making 1 mil a year and my job was to just coach TEs football at big time schools, I too would probably do stupid shit like this.  I bet Banks and Sark probably get into some fun shit.

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Can you imagine the shit Banks gets during the staff meetings? I’d love to be there.

Given our current losing streak, I would certainly hope they don’t have time for monkeying around like that
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KVUE news "Coach Jeff Banks won't be on the sideline for the ISU game.  He is taking a leave of absence according to the tweet by his legal team headed by Pole M. Assassin, Esq.  Sources are telling us the M stands for monkey."

Posted
15 minutes ago, Skipper said:

The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears

I think this is a job for Derka. He can take the heat off of her, no problem. 
 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed.  Some of the tweets have been deleted.

Yep. It appears the Texas SID team is starting to memory hole them.

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