[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…

[RGBIII 22798]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY JUST SENT HER A DM TO GO ON THE PODCAST AND NOW HER WHOLE ASS TWITTER IS DELETED...TIME TO HIT UP IG

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by RGBIII

[mdleast 8259]

[GTX Horn 1707]

Let he who has never had their stripper girlfriend’s pet monkey bite a trick-or-treater cast the first stone

[JonBonQuiQui 10]

6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like Sark's Cleve (or Jeff's lawyer) has been deployed.  Some of the tweets have been deleted.

Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night. 

[Nicole44 22027]

 

[Nicole44 22027]

 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

The thoughts of John Bianco trying to figure out how to do damage control on the Pole Assassin has me in tears

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this.

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

 

I’m starting to think this coaching staff has the intelligence of a toaster.

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this.

I’m sure he was thinking, “Let’s add a petting zoo to Bevo Boulevard!” 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

You know we would have had a circus show with Urban Meyer too, but we would have been winning a lot more games

[TeeDubya 3358]

Furious George?

[mdleast 8259]

I’m sure he was thinking, “Let’s add a petting zoo to Bevo Boulevard!” 

[Horn80 6075]

3 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this.

He had visions of the monkey riding Bevo.  SEC, SEC, SEC……

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Her boyfriend makes 7 figures so, no. 

And I'm guessing she does okay for herself. 

I bet her tax returns say she makes like 11 grand a year. 

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I bet her tax returns say she makes like 11 grand a year. 

Can she deduct monkey-related expenses?

[Bama Chick 28596]

Booooo at the people with sense getting ahold of her!

I just found her tweets about her bedazzling side hustle before she deleted. She did longhorn bedazzled denim jackets for all the coaches’ wives. And some push-up bras!

I didn’t know about her - much less the monkey! - when she was at Bama. I don’t frequent our message boards (they suck) but when did this stuff come out?

I can only imagine the texts and phone calls flying around the SID folks tonight.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

I'd give $100 to see CDC's face when he learned of this.

[Js1 85095]

 

[TexasEx 1667]

Live look at the scene. 
 

 

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

We need to steal liberate Reveille and have the monkey in a cowboy outfit ride her around the field during timeouts.

[OU Sucks 8745]

10 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

If she has the emotional maturity to not withstand responding to shit on Twitter about her fucking pet monkey, she’s gone.

Sir, there's a reason she needs an emotional support monkey.

[ztejas 43262]

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Live look at the scene. 
 

 

Have*

Here's*

Assassin's*

Witch hunt.*

He and PA would be good together. 

[Nicole44 22027]

 

[fatheryeet 1531]

Obligatory

[Nicole44 22027]

 

[dcar00 14031]

26 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I can’t take the grammar. Jesus H Christ. I don’t care how hot (and she’s not) my girl is, if she speaks/types like that, she’s fucking gone. If she has the emotional maturity to not withstand responding to shit on Twitter about her fucking pet monkey, she’s gone. 

I don’t care how good Banks is, we need to fire his ass for being moronic enough to date that. 

that's funny, when Banks met her she said she was working towards her law degree...

[Trey3216 15325]

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Gnaw varsity’s horns off?? 

[Stringer 1437]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have*

Here's*

Assassin's*

Witch hunt.*

He and PA would be good together. 

I see you're not familiar with PFT's work. 

This story has leaked to the movie people I follow on Twitter.  What a mess she's made.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Just learned Banks played for Mike Price at Wazzu.

Man learned about football and life ruining strippers from the best.

[dcar00 14031]

Banks better start raking in 5 stars and quit telling Sark his fake punts will work.

[DanTheHorn 4897]

37 minutes ago, JonBonQuiQui said:

Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

39 minutes ago, JonBonQuiQui said:

Entire account scrubbed, damn. I was having a good night. 

This is kind of like when the Co-op statues suddenly disappeared 

[C-Man 27041]

2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We’ve all been there, it’s Halloween, you left your wife and kids for a stripper so you don’t even remember that until you see a kid in a pirate costume, you’re trying to study film to come up with an even worse fake punt, and then you hear a monkey screeching and see a little pirate covered in blood running around your front yard and you pour another drink. 

[AnTiM 1659]

If the coaching staff would quit monkeying around, maybe we could win a game or two before the season is over.

[RGBIII 22798]

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have*

Here's*

Assassin's*

Witch hunt.*

He and PA would be good together. 

That’s his shtick 

[SHOOTER12 8788]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Wow, I thought this was fake

 

So did I, but it's all real, all too real...

[CooterBrown 17904]

A decade from now, we will all look back at how a fucking monkey toppled Texas football for good and wonder how we let it happen. Strippers with monkeys can’t go wrong.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

This is getting embarrassing.

[ztejas 43262]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So did I, but it's all real, all too real...

[Bama Chick 28596]

[SHOOTER12 8788]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I’d settle for surgeon of brock

Ftfy...

[Nicole44 22027]

 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

This is getting embarrassing.

The whole month of October was so over the embarrassing line you can’t even see it. The embarrassing line is a dot.

This is just the off-season jumpstart we needed.

[SHOOTER12 8788]

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

You know we would have had a circus show with Urban Meyer too, but we would have been winning a lot more games

Jacksonville says hold my "W's"

[BigSwingingD 719]

Suit the monkey up and have it chew Purdy and Kolar's face off during the 4th quarter. Problem solved. Your welcome. 

Hook'em 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Jacksonville says hold my "W's"

NFL is a different animal. Nick Saban was a failed NFL coach too

[UDontKnow 10439]

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

How I have not seen this before? 

She could put 90% of Surly to shame in the gym especially with that core strength.

And I still can't figure out her racial/ethnic background...not that it really matters. I'm just curious. 

[Brisketexan 104561]

I used to hate this timeline, because it was so fucking insane, so stupid.

Now, it’s even more so. And I’ve decided to embrace it. I will embrace it like it’s a crazy bitey stripper monkey.

[C-Man 27041]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

NFL is a different animal. Nick Saban was a failed NFL coach too

I'm not sure I'd say he failed. He finished Year 1 on a six-game winning streak to finish 9-7 with Gus Frerotte as QB. The second year he went 6-10 with a combination of Joey Harrington, Daunte Culpepper and Cleo Lemon as QB. He decided he didn't really like the NFL and Bama had an opening at the opportune time.