Cowboys @ Vikings: Halloween Night Edition

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Cool plays bro

[tbone_ 14020]

Queen of linebackers huh?

[Drew 2331]

Holding them to a FG here is good.

Wish they had converted on the first Boys FG. 10-6 is a lot better than down 7 when they can’t score a TD.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

We were getting the ball back down 4 with 5min to go and now down 7 with under 2min to go because some shitstain couldn't stay onsides. 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Hey Drew liked that one. Your posse consists of a bunch fat disgusting women, Rocko and Drew. 

I bet you’d be genuinely pissed if Rush won us the game. 

Yawn

[Horn80 6074]

8 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Hey, I've seen us win 8 NFC championships and 5 Super Bowls.

It will happen again.

You do realize Jerry is still the GM?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

Jerry fucking said a week ago on an interview that Dak would be fine. Fucking liar

To laugh? Or cry?

Oh Arturo, sweet prince of irony.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Jesus. Couldn’t ask for an easier int and you fuck it up

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Horn80 said:

You do realize Jerry is still the GM?

Of course, as he was for the most recent 3 SB's.

I'm no fan of Jerry Jones, but he's not keeping this team from winning a Super Bowl.

Hell, if Dez had been awarded the catch he made in Green Bay, we might've had 6 by by now. Who knows?

Bottom line is as I said, though.  If this team gets eliminated from the playoffs, it won't be JJ's fault, unless it's McCarthy's fuck up and you want to blame Jones for hiring him.

[Drew 2331]

That girl the ground. It’s not a catch.

But horrible throw.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Good lord refs...

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Not a white shirt in sight on that replay. Tells you all you need to know.

[dcar00 14023]

we aint winning this game but 2 idiots keep this from being 7-6.

[Drew 2331]

That’s exactly what you want the refs to do. Give them the play. Then review.

Too many time they blow a play dead and it shouldn’t have been.

[Drew 2331]

Summer is ok’d school right?

Otherwise I’d be worried they left too much time on the clock.

['stache 21743]

I don’t think Cooer Rush could make a Canadian league roster.

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Drew said:

Summer is ok’d school right?

Otherwise I’d be worried they left too much time on the clock.

You drinking tonight?

[rage-a-holic 4299]

Do we have any more slow white retarded gingers to put in at QB?

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Garrett Gilbert was better.

[Mileslong 4710]

So dallas couldn’t take a sixth round flyer on erhlinger as a backup instead of rolling with the worst backup in the nfl?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Lmfao

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Referring back to the commercial, I am reminded once again that I fucking hate Kyler Murray. 

[dcar00 14023]

the vikings are not good but whatever.

[tbone_ 14020]

Do we have any more slow white retarded gingers to put in at QB?

No. But how about a dago?

[hundredTT 576]

Dak is becoming an injured prone dude. Just the facts. We knew this and we’re ok with Cooper fucking Rush??? We would be winning this game with almost any other QB in the league. Just whyyyy???? Motherfucker!!!

[Drew 2331]

Getting pressure. But letting Cousins get away.

BTW I know we think Mike is bad. But I’ve seen a ton of bad clock management even by “good” coaches this week.

It’s not only him. It’s a league wide pandemic

[Vito Andolini 9086]

Better than Dallas with Cooper Rush

[Horn80 6074]

Just now, Mileslong said:

So dallas couldn’t take a sixth round flyer on erhlinger as a backup instead of rolling with the worst backup in the nfl?

It only the second most important position.

[Drew 2331]

You drinking tonight?

Lots of auto correct.

Zimmer and Old School is what I meant. Ugh.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

And I thought McCarthy was bad at clock management. Good lord. 

[hundredTT 576]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

So dallas couldn’t take a sixth round flyer on erhlinger as a backup instead of rolling with the worst backup in the nfl?

It’s not like Dak was hurt or anything, so no need for a decent backup QB this season…oh wait. 

I hope Jerry eat some rotten candycorns tonight and drops dead. Old piece of shit, this is just ridiculous. 

[Drew 2331]

So dallas couldn’t take a sixth round flyer on erhlinger as a backup instead of rolling with the worst backup in the nfl?

The hyperbole from this fan base is obscene.

No he’s not the worst. No he’s not good either. He’s about what you expect in a backup you don’t spend a ton of money on.

You think the jets or Saints expected what they got from their Backups today? Of course not. Would it surprise you if both of them look bad next week? Not me.

I am in no way saying I’m happy with Cooper or that they don’t try to add a veteran. But they did add they guy in Dalton last year and it wasn’t any fucking better.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Cam Newton is a fucking fruitcake but he was 7-8 as a starter for NE last year, and yet there he sits.  Bring him in, take a look see.  I mean he would be about 40th on the list of questionable folks Jerry has brought in....but again there he sits.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

And I thought McCarthy was bad at clock management. Good lord. 

That’s shit you learn in pop Warner

[Surly Bevo 24692]

And yea Drew any backup if he becomes the long term starter is usually not ideal but you bring in a solid backup for a game or two here, a game or two there.  Not to play 11 games straight with him.  The position of backup QB should be one designed such that if he has to play 2-3 games he can get a win in one of them.  

['stache 21743]

Is Grier dressed? Literally anyone would be better.

[Drew 2331]

Cam Newton is a fucking fruitcake but he was 7-8 as a starter for NE last year, and yet there he sits.  Bring him in, take a look see.  I mean he would be about 40th on the list of questionable folks Jerry has brought in....but again there he sits.

For Belicheck. And he looked cooked there too. Lots of smoke and mirrors. . I suspect he wouldn’t be that good here.

And once again, IM NOT saying they’re fine with Cooper. I just don’t know what the answer is.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Cooper Rush can go fuck himself.

['stache 21743]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

The hyperbole from this fan base is obscene.

No he’s not the worst. No he’s not good either. He’s about what you expect in a backup you don’t spend a ton of money on.

You think the jets or Saints expected what they got from their Backups today? Of course not. Would it surprise you if both of them look bad next week? Not me.

I am in no way saying I’m happy with Cooper or that they don’t try to add a veteran. But they did add they guy in Dalton last year and it wasn’t any fucking better.

He’s not even competent as an nfl qb. I don’t know about where he might rank I just know he’s not remotely useful and that’s a fucking problem.

[Horn80 6074]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Cooper Rush can go fuck himself.

Jerry not Cooper.

[Drew 2331]

And yea Drew any backup if he becomes the long term starter is usually not ideal but you bring in a solid backup for a game or two here, a game or two there.  Not to play 11 games straight with him.  The position of backup QB should be one designed such that if he has to play 2-3 games he can get a win in one of them.  

Agreed. But how many of those are there in the league? 5? Maybe?

Wish we had one.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

For Belicheck. And he looked cooked there too. Lots of smoke and mirrors. . I suspect he wouldn’t be that good here.

And once again, IM NOT saying they’re fine with Cooper. I just don’t know what the answer is.

Belichick does fuck all with the offense.  Again you are not bringing in a guy that if you end up having to use him for a significant part of your season is going to lead you to playoff glory.  Just somebody who can win a game like this.  

[Bruh Man 3160]

Well done Jerry and Stephen. This loss is 100% on dumb and dumber.

[Bruh Man 3160]

8 minutes ago, Drew said:

The hyperbole from this fan base is obscene.

No he’s not the worst. No he’s not good either. He’s about what you expect in a backup you don’t spend a ton of money on.

You think the jets or Saints expected what they got from their Backups today? Of course not. Would it surprise you if both of them look bad next week? Not me.

I am in no way saying I’m happy with Cooper or that they don’t try to add a veteran. But they did add they guy in Dalton last year and it wasn’t any fucking better.

Please name three backups worse than him. 

[Horn80 6074]

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Well done Jerry and Stephen. This loss is 100% on dumb and dumber.

Nothing new. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Well done Jerry and Stephen. This loss is 100% on dumb and dumber.

Don't forget Charlotte Britches, Jerry Jr and of course Spaulding.

Edited November 1, 2021 by Surly Bevo

[tbone_ 14020]

Nothing new. 

Yet people still seem genuinely hopeful

[hundredTT 576]

The things that hurts is literally every Cowboy fan knew this year was of most importance to get a backup QB. Fuck last year, when Dak was out all year, it was a lost year. But I think we all knew Dak was going to miss a week or two, and with being a Super Bowl level team, a game or two is huge! Just total mismanagement, and completely ridiculous. Saint just beat the best team in the league with a 3rd stinger in Trevor Siemian. We’d be winning with him tonight, because he’s actually shown he can play in this league. Rush is a disaster. Make me eat crow you ginger fuck! 

Edited November 1, 2021 by hundredTT

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

I am switching between the depressing baseball game and the Cowboys. What happened to Tyron Smith?

[Drew 2331]

Really bad throw. Might have had the first.