2022 Starting QB bet

[immamac 42518]

A battle of ego between the closetoumpings

closetojumping bets no one currently on campus will start next season for the longhorns against ULM (game 1)

closetohumping bets someone currently on campus will start next season for the longhorns against ULM (game 1)

discuss, comment, additional side bettors or tags along bets welcome. 

[Deej 76564]

Will anyone even care by next Fall?

[Dbeasy 14966]

CTJ will be winning a lot of money. He’s right. 

[closetohumping 17400]

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

CTJ will be winning a lot of money. He’s right. 

Sure and that wouldn’t kill me.  I’m just confident that it’ll be card or Casey, barring Injury, grades or scandal

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Will anyone even care by next Fall?

[TexArcher 37508]

I will care.  But I wish I could stop.

[Nicole44 22027]

CTJ/ someone not currently on campus will start.  And that Sark rips his pants squatting like that on the sideline. 

[TexArcher 37508]

Okay, so who is this transfer quarterback that people think we're going to land?  

Or are people speculating that Casey and Card will transfer out?  Or that they'll both end up behind an incoming freshman?

I'm gonna stick to my rule of never betting on Longhorn football, but if I had to, I'd take humping's side.

[RGBIII 22798]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Okay, so who is this transfer quarterback that people think we're going to land?  

Or are people speculating that Casey and Card will transfer out?  Or that they'll both end up behind an incoming freshman?

I'm gonna stick to my rule of never betting on Longhorn football, but if I had to, I'd take humping's side.

Nick Starkel 

[Deej 76564]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, so who is this transfer quarterback that people think we're going to land?  

Or are people speculating that Casey and Card will transfer out?  Or that they'll both end up behind an incoming freshman?

I'm gonna stick to my rule of never betting on Longhorn football, but if I had to, I'd take humping's side.

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Nick Starkel 

I’m not doubting your commitment to Starkel Motion.

[ultimaton 2966]

Somehow it will be Tate Martell, who will be at his 14th school/team.

Edited November 2, 2021 by ultimaton

[Dewey 3280]

I don't know, I think it's best to let the paysites set the narrative.  I'll be upset either way. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

So when closetohumping loses, welches, and disappears, isn't that better than a thousand bucks? 

[Duane Moore 5236]

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, so who is this transfer quarterback that people think we're going to land?  

Or are people speculating that Casey and Card will transfer out?  Or that they'll both end up behind an incoming freshman?

I'm gonna stick to my rule of never betting on Longhorn football, but if I had to, I'd take humping's side.

Some chick named Fortuna

[El Hornarino 368]

If you transfer, do you get to keep the supercharged F250?

[RGBIII 22798]

8 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Somehow it will be Tate Martell, who will be at his 14th school/team.

Reminder: his first commitment was to Sark in 8th grade 

[Codaxx 5602]

What about the odds?

field 50%
card ?

casey?

[Slacks 6791]

Maalik Murphy to Right Tackle?

[LTtxfan 48970]

47 minutes ago, immamac said:

A battle of ego between the closetoumpings

closetojumping bets no one currently on campus will start next season for the longhorns against ULM (game 1)

closetohumping bets someone currently on campus will start next season for the longhorns against ULM (game 1)

discuss, comment, additional side bettors or tags along bets welcome. 

 

Cross-post...

I feel like this deal is another scenario from "The Big Short"

 

Selena Gomez & Richard H. Thaler Explaining Synthetic CDO through BLACKJACK 

Margot Robbie -- "THE BIG SHORT"

[MrBig 5288]

10 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

If you transfer, do you get to keep the supercharged F250?

Yeah but you have to remove the Ohio State license plate holder.

[closetohumping 17400]

18 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

So when closetohumping loses, welches, and disappears, isn't that better than a thousand bucks? 

[Mile High Horn 11]

I am on Team CTJ.  Therefore, I am betting that neither QB will start for us versus ULM.  Sark knows he needs to bring in better QBs than we currently have on roster.

[CoachTex 2618]

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

35 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

I’ve got a cool 5.00 thst the starting qb isn’t on campus 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I want the starting qb to be whoever wins and can get us over the hump in the 4th.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

14 minutes ago, Mile High Horn said:

I am on Team CTJ.  Therefore, I am betting that neither QB will start for us versus ULM.  Sark knows he needs to bring in better QBs than we currently have on roster.

I would be really disappointed if he prioritizes QB transfers over oline transfers.  Either of our qbs with be fine if they knew they had time in the pocket.  
Sure go after a transfer qb but we’ll get the same results until the line is fixed

[0xdeadbeef 1626]

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

Bwahahaha. That some funny shit.

There's no way that he could transf.....um...ah... wait.... oh fuck me.

[victory88 5659]

Casey is okay.  If he had Bama talent around him, Casey would be decent.  The problem is, this offense fucking sucks outside of Bijan and Worthy.  Whittington can’t stay healthy so he’s basically useless every season.  This staff needs a fucking difference maker at QB that can hit wide open WRs which neither Card or Hudson can do consistently.  They need a QB that can be a fucking alpha this team can rally around.  If I’m betting, I’m also betting Sark and company will be raiding the fucking portal to get anyone that can run a route and fucking catch.  It’s absolute embarrassing that this WR crops drops balls that hit them in the fucking hands all season consistently.  While in the portal, get some bigger fucking lineman.  All of Majors, Karic, and Kerstetter are small as fuck.  None of them can move the DL in this big 12.  They can’t do shit.  Bottom of the Pack SEC teams completely whipped us.  They need to completely change how we recruit OL.  Outside of Christian Jones and Hayden Connor, none of these other guys have true size with even remote average play.  Okafor and Imade look like Tarzan and play like Jane.  Tyler Johnson should just quit football all together.  We need bodies at this position to create competition.  
 

So yeah, I fully expect the coaches to start completely new players at key positions next year because the current talent is fucking bad and the coaches know it.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2724]

It’s obviously Waddle.

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

What scenario would result in the worst possible outcome for UT football? Because that is the one that will happen. 

[gmr548 16509]

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

What scenario would result in the worst possible outcome for UT football? Because that is the one that will happen. 

That would be closetojumping winning the bet because Sark names closetohumping the starter.

[hookem48 4631]

So CTJ thinks Ewers is coming?  Hell he's going somewhere.

[XForce 218]

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

What about the odds?

field 50%
card ?

casey?

One of them will transfer after the spring game so it’s not a bad bet. 

[hookem48 4631]

18 minutes ago, XForce said:

One of them will transfer after the spring game so it’s not a bad bet. 

If Card doesn't play the rest of the year why would he stay? He beat out Casey and got pulled at the first sign of trouble. It wouldn't mean shit to beat him out again.

[Deej 76564]

Lake Travis Mafia will not stand for how Card was treated. 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1564]

CTJ gotta think/know Ewers is coming.  That’s the only thing that makes sense.  Or that someone like Milroe who has ties to Texas and committed to Sark/Bama and is buried on the depth chart is back in the fold. 

[chemHORN 1239]

I heard we are looking at a lesser known transfer.  Name is Yince Voung.  He looks like he is in his late 30's but his paperwork seems to check out

Edited November 2, 2021 by chemHORN

[Horn Dog 9672]

I would like to bet CTJ 100K he is wrong and simultaneously bet CTH 100k he is wrong.  Bet is only valid if both accept and allow me to charge a 15% processing fee.

[Gaffords 755]

Will it even matter who QBs next year?   

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 hours ago, Codaxx said:

What about the odds?

field 50%
card ?

casey?

[Slacks 6791]

But, Sir!

[closetohumping 17400]

43 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I would like to bet CTJ 100K he is wrong and simultaneously bet CTH 100k he is wrong.  Bet is only valid if both accept and allow me to charge a 15% processing fee.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

I really can’t imagine rooting for Spencer Rattler. That might be the only thing that could make IT football even less fun. Rattler it is I guess. 

[taybo20 2815]

I can’t see a “better” QB than what we got, actually choosing to come play behind one of the shittiest OL in the nation. Like, as if the situation they were in wasn’t bad enough, they can come here and look even shittier all the while showcasing that they weren’t good enough to play at the school they left? Literally no upside potential for a transfer QB.

yeah I’m not gonna buy that. The starter is on the roster

[HtownHorn 14486]

38 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I can’t see a “better” QB than what we got, actually choosing to come play behind one of the shittiest OL in the nation. Like, as if the situation they were in wasn’t bad enough, they can come here and look even shittier all the while showcasing that they weren’t good enough to play at the school they left? Literally no upside potential for a transfer QB.

yeah I’m not gonna buy that. The starter is on the roster

A better QB makes the OL look less shitty than they are. Clemson hasn't sent dick into the NFL, but they had explosive offenses due to their elite QB play. It's amazing that people don't understand how a good QB makes the entire offense look much better.

Very few OLs are going to give the 5+ seconds needed for Casey Thompson to process what is going on. Shit, if Thompson had been able to execute the same read he had on Moore's TD, he would have had Moore with  walk in TD and a 21-10 lead. The 2 drops everyone is talking about pale in comparison to the layup TD Casey missed to Worthy, because of his shitty footwork leading to him throwing a fade away jumper of a pass.

You didn't need an elite OL to put those 2 TDs on the board, but you did need a good QB.

Casey had plenty of time against Baylor to throw for over 400 yards.

Edited November 2, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Blotto 23432]

2 hours ago, chemHORN said:

I heard we are looking at a lesser known transfer.  Name is Yince Voung.  He looks like he is in his late 30's but his paperwork seems to check out

His official announcement ceremony is next week at the Cheesecake Factory

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