Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[Beau Vine 53866]

50 minutes ago, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

No reason for anyone to ever doubt someone named Art Vandelay.

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 hour ago, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

By chance, did you bump into them in the hallway at school?

[Hornlover 8824]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

By chance, did you bump into them in the hallway at school?

At the porta-potty.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Unfortunately, he wasn’t talking to a craps-table MILF, he was talking to a Vic-special taking a crap.

[maninblack 7974]

Met Milroe. Good kid. Definitely sharp. Also much bigger than I expected. 

[futureman 22384]

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Met Milroe. Good kid. Definitely sharp. 

was he well-spoken?

[futureman 22384]

19 hours ago, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

[futureman 22384]

On 10/7/2019 at 9:54 AM, closetojumping said:

Gallimore is not a dude. He's a bully and a pussy. The minute he's punched in the gut, he wilts.

[Goodman 3273]

Well, we never did punch him in the gut.

[Atticus 3917]

Met Milroe. Good kid. Definitely sharp. Also much bigger than I expected. 

Yea, he’s easily 6’2-6’3. Looks small next to Hayden Conner, but who doesn’t?

[ClubWhatever 12082]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

He made what, one play that stood out the whole game?  We had a weak minded GDGD game plan which didn’t ask the question that needed to be asked.  Which is was their DL willing and able to stop 30 inside zone runs.  

[futureman 22384]

31 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He made what, one play that stood out the whole game?

uh, he dominated shack for four straight quarters. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

No surprises here

[Handcruser 2805]

Didn’t some jackass above say foster was leaning Georgia?


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[TheFlyingBoat 906]

16 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Didn’t some jackass above say foster was leaning Georgia?


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It's his double secret favorite school.

[TheBryMan81 2492]

On 10/12/2019 at 6:48 PM, art_____vandelay said:

Talked with someone close to Bryce Foster's family today. He's already announced that he'll release his top ten soon. Texas and Georgia are significantly in front of the rest of the pack in that regard. I don't recall exactly how it was worded to me but it was made pretty clear that Foster wasn't seriously considering Bama or A&M at this point, although there is still plenty of time before he commits. He'll be in attendance for the Baylor game. I obviously have nothing to back this up so if you want to disregard this feel free.

 

4 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

No surprises here

🤔

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

8 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

🤔

Texas it is 

[Ghost of Shag 2573]

I mean if Art Vandelay can’t be trusted, who the fuck can be trusted?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

i want my money back.

[Katfid54 8583]

40 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I mean if Art Vandelay can’t be trusted, who the fuck can be trusted?

when you're trying to import/export potato chips, but all you get is this lousy set of blueprints...

[futureman 22384]

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

when you're trying to import/export potato chips, but all you get is this lousy set of blueprints...

swing and a miss

[texifornia 56302]

https://247sports.com/player/jakelyn-morgan-46085344/

[Beau Vine 53866]

Jakelyn???

[texifornia 56302]

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jakelyn???

We looked at (and OU signed) Jaquayln Crawford a couple years ago. Jakelyn is the classy version.

[Bevo 13468]

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We looked at (and OU signed) Jaquayln Crawford a couple years ago. Jakelyn is the classy version.

I thought the classier version was Jacqueline.

[Scholz 11905]

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

Getting ready to watch Camar Wheaton tear my alma mater apart.  Is he truly handlered out of the picture for TX?  Thought I read that somewhere.

[texifornia 56302]

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Getting ready to watch Camar Wheaton tear my alma mater apart.  Is he truly handlered out of the picture for TX?  Thought I read that somewhere.

He's not out of the picture for anyone. He's just regular handler'd.

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

He good, but Garland's defense is really, REALLY bad.

Edited October 18, 2019 by Knoxtnhorn

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

42-3 with 8 mins to go in 2nd qtr.  Goy a good vid of his first TD I'll link to later.

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

One more thing then I'll stop yapping.  Wheaton has had, maybe, 4 carries yet it's now 49-3 w/ 6 mins left in the 2nd qtr.

[closetojumping 62033]

A handler won’t be the issue with Wheaton, whether he has one or not. 

[Thiefery 4942]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

A handler won’t be the issue with Wheaton, whether he has one or not. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

A handler won’t be the issue with Wheaton, whether he has one or not. 

[Bevo14 8226]

19 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

One more thing then I'll stop yapping.  Wheaton has had, maybe, 4 carries yet it's now 49-3 w/ 6 mins left in the 2nd qtr.

Well? Were they 4 TDs or not?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

On 10/13/2019 at 12:11 PM, maninblack said:

Met Milroe. Good kid. Definitely sharp. Also much bigger than I expected. 

I guess he was wearing sweatpants 

[texifornia 56302]

 

[texifornia 56302]

 

[texifornia 56302]

Yeah lets hang on to this one

 

[Hank Scorpio 17704]

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I have heard that he's actually quite large for his size. According to some local sources, most 17 year olds are not nearly as big or strong as Conner. You've gotta think that is why the Texas coaches like him, but you never know. 

[Hank Scorpio 17704]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

I've been sleeping in the Katy parking lot and I saw a man I call "The Mountain" walk by. I screamed "The Mountain! The Mountain!" after him as I chased him into the gym. Police on the scene inform me that he's actually OL Bryce Foster and has offers from all of the major P5 programs. I bet coach Hand would think "The Mountain" is a chip off the 'ol block! 

Edited October 19, 2019 by Hank Scorpio

[Atticus 3917]

7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

I guess he was wearing gray sweatpants 

fify

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

Like I said, maybe four carries in the first half before I left.  I kept filming plays from the start, then deleting them because Wheaton wasn't featured.  Here's the one I got.  Good burst.

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1254]

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Like I said, maybe four carries in the first half before I left.  I kept filming plays from the start, then deleting them because Wheaton wasn't featured.  Here's the one I got.  Good burst.

 

If he was the last guy in a 25 man class, I would be fine with that.

 

Also if he were the first guy in our 25 man class, I’d be fine with that. 

[texifornia 56302]

 

[texifornia 56302]

 

[UTperks 28]

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

That is not a flea flicker

[TommyGufano 6021]

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

flea flicker? am i missing something?

[texifornia 56302]

 

[texifornia 56302]