Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[Radical Larry 28585]

Helm must have committed and enrolled early if Roach put in a pick.

[texifornia 56922]

Clint Brewster, who seems to be a regional guy, did the same right after

Roach's is a 7, Brewster's is an 8

[Getafix 28601]

Roach, on Helm.

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's in the URL - Gunnar Helm

 

Let's try to get this TE commit to stick

[cafe society 2868]

1 hour ago, TexMexBuddha said:

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Jamier Johnson's high school, Pasadena John Muir, is a non-powerhouse public school as well

Yeah...they're gonna have to rename that school soon.

I would avoid the Food & Travel Forum if I were you.

[texifornia 56922]

3 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Let's try to get this TE commit to stick

TE2 is 2020's Spinal Tap drummer position

Lake McRee's leg blew up

Landen King got $EC'd

Now it's Helm's turn.

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am *literally* eating wings as I read this. 

Your keyboard must be a mess!

[cafe society 2868]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Roach loves everyone he saw on that SoCal trip he took because 

a) DID YOU KNOW HIS WORK SENT HIM TO LA WOW

and b) most of the best kids go to the big private/Catholic schools and are super-polished from a media standpoint - I think they're nicer to him than a lot of the Texas kids

I picture an alert Uber driver picking Roach up at LAX, quickly surmising that he had a live one,  offering to give him a glimpse of the ocean... maybe Hollywood Blvd, as well, and dipshit Roach blowing his travel allowance and per diem before he arrives at his Comfort Inn.

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

Helm doesn't even have a profile page on ESPN.  Maybe after he commits Gerry Hamilton will make him a 4* for some BOMC.  Big difference on the other 2 sites being a mid/low 3*(84) on 247 but a 4* on Rivals.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Elmer_Fudd

[Bevo14 8304]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

TE2 is 2020's Spinal Tap drummer position

Lake McRee's leg blew up

Landen King got $EC'd

Now it's Helm's turn.

Sounds like the Texas TE position to me

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

You can’t really dust for backflips

[texifornia 56922]

Not sure about the parentheses. Half a set of emoji boobs?

 

[Bevo14 8304]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not sure about the parentheses. Half a set of emoji boobs?

 

sideboob

[hornfromdallas 334]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Helm must have committed and enrolled early if Roach put in a pick.

Spoiler

 

he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

[utfan87 408]

11 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

Look who’s back!!

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Gunnar Helm is such an awesome name. 

[Radical Larry 28585]

Greg Biggins put in a Texas pick for Helm.

[stork642 4498]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Helm must have committed and enrolled early if Roach put in a pick.

He heard they stopped by the Yellow Rose.  

[stork642 4498]

54 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

[Junior Bonner 6248]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

TE2 is 2020's Spinal Tap drummer position

Lake McRee's leg blew up

Landen King got $EC'd

Now it's Helm's turn.

Bizarre gardening accident on the horizon...

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Now it's Helm's turn.

[NoName 16351]

5 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Bizarre gardening accident on the horizon...

Spoiler

RIP

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Bobby doing his part #BOMC

 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Recruiting might change a little once the list of what players actually got paid for their likeness. 

Austin player average - 200K

Norman player average - still 50K from Alumni

College Station average - free wings at Dixie Chicken

[HenryJames 66043]

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Greg Biggins put in a Texas pick for Helm.

A noble spirit Greg Biggins the smallest man.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Greg Biggins put in a Texas pick for Helm.

[RGBIII 22840]

9 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

[Thiefery 4995]

@hornfromdallas is JJ or Alexis in the group chat?

[texifornia 56922]

10 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

I'm still waiting for the 22 9 4 5 15

[UncleBuck 6453]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm still waiting for the 22 9 4 5 15

19 1 13 5

[HenryJames 66043]

8 67 5 309

[LTtxfan 49173]

 

[Katfid54 8628]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Greg Biggins put in a Texas pick for Helm.

Can't wait for Gunnar to go Crystal Balls Helm's Deep on these motherfuckers.

[Katfid54 8628]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

[LTtxfan 49173]

HEY HERBIE --  How bout landing some more high quality OL commits for 2021 Class!!!

 

[LTtxfan 49173]

Whoa... another Boulware sighting...

 

[texifornia 56922]

hmmmm wonder if this'll include someone else...

 

[victory88 5663]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

hmmmm wonder if this'll include someone else...

 

Shemar Turner?  I could use some aggy tears after we clean up instate DL again.  Sanders, Turner, and Thomas are all studs.  Jordan Thomas looks like a Taquan Graham clone as far as his build at the same age.

[Bevo 13576]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

hmmmm wonder if this'll include someone else...

 

Maybe rhymes with choochooga?

Edited July 23, 2020 by Bevo

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

Assuming we land Cooks will that be it at LB?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

hmmmm wonder if this'll include someone else...

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Assuming we land Cooks will that be it at LB?

We could add a Jaylon Williams/Andrew Jones type in a best available spot, but yes. 

[SydneyCarton 48079]

8 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Shemar Turner?  I could use some aggy tears after we clean up instate DL again.  Sanders, Turner, and Thomas are all studs.  Jordan Thomas looks like a Taquan Graham clone as far as his build at the same age.

Carl has assured us that Turner's video has already been shot, sir. 

[hornfromdallas 334]

14 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Shemar Turner?  I could use some aggy tears after we clean up instate DL again.  Sanders, Turner, and Thomas are all studs.  Jordan Thomas looks like a Taquan Graham clone as far as his build at the same age.

Spoiler

lets just say you better get ready to taste those delicious tears 

 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

I naturally only trust Texas CB's but rivals threw two picks for Alabama this morning for Turner

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2021/shemar-turner-196438

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Carl you magnificent son of a bitch! 

[hornfromdallas 334]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

HEY HERBIE --  How bout landing some more high quality OL commits for 2021 Class!!!

 

& this is why he is struggling to recruit

when other coaches dont follow this rule it makes you look like a fucc boi for ignoring the calls

if hand keeps missing out carrington is going to get tired of covering for so many position coaches & ask for a huge raise 

[UncleBuck 6453]

2 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

I naturally only trust Texas CB's but rivals threw two picks for Alabama this morning for Turner

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2021/shemar-turner-196438

some fuccboi assed CBs right there. 

[Katfid54 8628]

13 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

I naturally only trust Texas CB's but rivals threw two picks for Alabama this morning for Turner

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2021/shemar-turner-196438

Not sure I understand the thot behind these CBs.

[texifornia 56922]

Shemar and Gunnar, come on down