Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[canadianhorn21 963]

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Edited August 15, 2020 by canadianhorn21

[golfclap 6903]

73 yards? Pfft 

 

[golfclap 6903]

Goddamn I hate Ketch with every fiber for my being. 

[Bevo 13579]

He seems to have a pretty strong arm.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Questionable arm strength? I’m drunk enough to sign up for orangebloods and start a thread titled Ketch is a Fat Cunt with questionable dick strength 

[rvm96 1643]

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

73 yards? Pfft 

 

Wrong thread 

[TexasFan21 1275]

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

So if Marcus “torn acl” Burris goes Aggie tomorrow, and goodwine goes Bama tomorrow, that should theoretically  put us in the driver’s seat for Shemar Turner right?

[Radical Larry 28643]

[Radical Larry 28643]

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Questionable arm strength? I’m drunk enough to sign up for orangebloods and start a thread titled Ketch is a Fat Cunt with questionable dick strength 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

3 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

So if Marcus “torn acl” Burris goes Aggie tomorrow, and goodwine goes Bama tomorrow, that should theoretically  put us in the driver’s seat for Shemar Turner right?

I did the math, this checks out. Put him in the calculator. 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Leonard Fournette?! He recruiting for us now?

[rvm96 1643]

Beat to the tweet...

Edited August 15, 2020 by rvm96

[hornfromdallas 334]

5 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Leonard Fournette?! He recruiting for us now?

yea brandon harris is the connect

its come full circle since he fell asleep at the texas game in the stands on his visit

Edited August 15, 2020 by hornfromdallas

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Got damn we need Wheaton as well. 

[hornfromdallas 334]

11 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

this is his second eye emoji today 

lj/wheaton 

bruh harris is the new carrington 

imagine samples/harris/carrington together 

[UncleSonny 6573]

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Leonard Fournette?! He recruiting for us now?

I guess because if his relationship with Harris, kind of weird though because it’s not like he coached him or anything. 

Not that it means anything really because he was always going to LSU, but I think he randomly had a ceremonial Texas hat on the table during his announcement. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

5 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

yea brandon harris is the connect

its come full circle since he fell asleep at the texas game in the stands on his visit

Been there.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Questionable arm strength? I’m drunk enough to sign up for orangebloods and start a thread titled Ketch is a Fat Cunt with questionable dick strength 

Yeah, imma need some screenshots of that. Although I’ve been on a pretty solid whiskey run for about 24 hours now so I’m starting to see double. 

7 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

this is his second eye emoji today 

lj/wheaton 

bruh harris is the new carrington 

imagine samples/harris/carrington together 

Got dam. I can’t believe we let Samples leave. SMH. That was a real chuck move by us. If we had more glizzys in the building Samples would still be here. 

[Burt Macklin 19038]

Oh and what happened to that coach from DFW that kept trying to get his wife drunk on liquor and Big Red so he could get in the backdoor? Really seems like he should be here to celebrate with us. 

[Foosters 17858]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Oh and what happened to that coach from DFW that kept trying to get his wife drunk on liquor and Big Red so he could get in the backdoor? Really seems like he should be here to celebrate with us. 

Kevin Sumlin?

[cdain3 3454]

 

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[SquishMitten 10415]

Oh and what happened to that coach from DFW that kept trying to get his wife drunk on liquor and Big Red so he could get in the backdoor? Really seems like he should be here to celebrate with us. 

You’d have to be a lot more specific. That probably describes 97% of us married posters

[Burt Macklin 19038]

12 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Kevin Sumlin?

https://youtu.be/K4xiTpEabtc

 

 

Edited August 15, 2020 by Burt Macklin

[TommyGufano 6021]

15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I guess because if his relationship with Harris, kind of weird though because it’s not like he coached him or anything. 

Not that it means anything really because he was always going to LSU, but I think he randomly had a ceremonial Texas hat on the table during his announcement. 

They were both in LSU '14 class. I'd assume Leonard is doing his friend a solid.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Oh and what happened to that coach from DFW that kept trying to get his wife drunk on liquor and Big Red so he could get in the backdoor? Really seems like he should be here to celebrate with us. 

 

3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

You’d have to be a lot more specific. That probably describes 97% of us married posters

oh shit! Just remembered his username. It was 
@coachkiss. Looks like he came over from shaggy. 

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

It was Malibu and Big Red to be exact. Was he also the coach that thought Cosmi was a horrible take?

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

Is ketron still a take now that omeire is killing it? Our oldest receiver is eagles as a junior so it’s not a position of need if we think we can kill it with the (more talented imo) 22’ class

[Hornsfan91 181]

So is it safe to say we getting both LJ & Wheaton?

[closetohumping 17449]

7 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

So is it safe to say we getting both LJ & Wheaton?

No.  Not safe

[Junior Bonner 6257]

12 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

So is it safe to say we getting both LJ & Wheaton?

[closetohumping 17449]

4 hours ago, gordogg24p said:

Wheaton.

Ketron 

[gordogg24p 344]

17 minutes ago, Hornsfan91 said:

So is it safe to say we getting both LJ & Wheaton?

Safer than you'd think, but still not quite safe safe.

[satyanash 14529]

38 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

It was Malibu and Big Red to be exact. Was he also the coach that thought Cosmi was a horrible take?

Yes and yes.

[Radical Larry 28643]

I don't even want to know how you found that.

[Goodman 3273]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I don't even want to know how you found that.

It's gold!

[KYHorn 17077]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

I don't even want to know how you found that.

 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

This thread got dark

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

8 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I don't even want to know how you found that.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12416]

This thread got dark

[BigSwingingD 719]

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

 

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

 

GIF gold tonight.  Props for the Marathon Man reference and...

"Andy Defresne crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile"

Hope we bust out of the shit pipe. Its been 10 years.

 

[Hank_Hill 18880]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

This thread got drunk

Fify/m

[Getafix 28682]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

oh shit! Just remembered his username. It was 
@coachkiss. Looks like he came over from shaggy. 

 

He also was the guy who started a recruiting thread for some year - may have been 2020 - that was so disgusting that even the Shag was grossed out, and it was retitled.  

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

He also was the guy who started a recruiting thread for some year - may have been 2020 - that was so disgusting that even the Shag was grossed out, and it was retitled.  

 

You won’t tarnish my memory of coachkiss and get away with it. 

[RGBIII 22840]

 

[theaveragejon 988]

11 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Agrees, pay that man more. He seems to be enjoying the hell out of it though. 

I can’t find it on Texas tribune. But last I looked his salary was 100k. Up from 30k before he got that promotion a year or two ago. But yes, pay him more. 

[pearlandhorn 3274]

Haven’t really followed recruiting much lately. How does the Ewers commit impact Milroe for the 2021 class? We’ve got so much talent in the QB room.

[Bevo 13579]

21 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

I can’t find it on Texas tribune. But last I looked his salary was 100k. Up from 30k before he got that promotion a year or two ago. But yes, pay him more. 

I can't think of a job that is easier and more fun.

[Bevo 13579]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Haven’t really followed recruiting much lately. How does the Ewers commit impact Milroe for the 2021 class? We’ve got so much talent in the QB room.

It doesn't. If a 2022 recruit scares off a 2021 recruit, that 2021 recruit shouldn't be going to a D1 school.