Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[hornfromdallas 334]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

It can go both ways. The Texas-specific part of Jamier Johnson's video had, lets call it "different" production quality than the rest of it.

how has this video not been leaked its been a month 

i know one of u screen recorded the ig video someone post it carl missed it live 

[texifornia 57104]

Co-signing the note that we might want another CB (from IT's DeSoto section), Carrington is sniffing around one of Minnesota's best commits: https://247sports.com/Player/Avante-Dickerson-46059311/

[bEastTexas 497]

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hope Kerstetter comes back.  Would give Majors anothet year to learn/get stronger before taking over as a RS Soph.  Okafor?  Who knows.  Maybe Jones comes back.  

Kerstetter, Okafor, TQ Graham, Chris Brown and Jacoby Jones are 5 I think that are all fairly realistic and could help quite a bit next year. 

[CashMcCoy 3199]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Co-signing the note that we might want another CB (from IT's DeSoto section), Carrington is sniffing around one of Minnesota's best commits: https://247sports.com/Player/Avante-Dickerson-46059311/

My Husker friends from Omaha aren’t big fans of him and think he’s overrated/doesn’t have a strong work ethic. That could be just because they missed out on him though.

[cafe society 2872]

4 hours ago, victory88 said:

Yup, the 1 person pushing aggy and influencing him is trying to get bags.  I don't expect Turner to end up in this class.  I know hornsfromdallas has hinted a few times that he is coming but these recruitments rarely workout in our favor.  

JFC, get your damn SATYA-19 vaccination.  Or else a box of tampons.

[Mason Ramsey 3388]

this page doesn't have it yet, so...

 

FUCK THE BROCKS 

[texifornia 57104]

Yeah that's gonna work just fine when they get back to in person recruiting

 

[texifornia 57104]

Hehehehe

 

[Hank_Hill 18894]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah that's gonna work just fine when they get back to in person recruiting

 

They missed a spot

[Radical Larry 28663]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hehehehe

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

[Babytime 96]

IT reports Shemar Turner in town manana.

Edited August 21, 2020 by Babytime

[thepop 4409]

So outside the tackles, Wheaton is the best?

[Enchubben 5510]

1 minute ago, thepop said:

So outside the tackles, Wheaton is the best?

On top and below the tackles as well. Very crafty, that Wheaton. 

[Getafix 28799]

4 minutes ago, Babytime said:

IT reports Shemer in town manana.

 

[texifornia 57104]

8 minutes ago, Babytime said:

IT reports Shemar Turner in town manana.

[Dbeasy 15092]

IT reports Shemar Turner in town manana.

Carl’s secret Santa present.

[Getafix 28799]

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

13 minutes ago, Babytime said:

IT reports Shemar Turner in town manana.

Coming to shoot the last few bits of the commit video.

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Coming to shoot the last few bits of the commit video.

Have to get that drone shot of him standing on the 50 yard line at DKR. 

[tejas60 3534]

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hehehehe

 

1. the rb in that clip is #34

2. Josh White is an ilb

3. he signed with lsu last year.

or is there another Josh White I'm not aware of?

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Just now, tejas60 said:

1. the rb in that clip is #34

2. Josh White is an ilb

3. he signed with lsu last year.

or is there another Josh White I'm not aware of?

#33 is Josh White. He’s the defender who gets dragged for 7 yards by RB #34 LJ Johnson. 

[tejas60 3534]

thanks. more booze for me.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

1. the rb in that clip is #34

2. Josh White is an ilb

3. he signed with lsu last year.

or is there another Josh White I'm not aware of?

There’s nothing wrong with drinking on a Friday evening. Or Saturday, or Sunday, or Mon...

[totallynotabuttpirate 5405]

One of my biggest accomplishments the past few weeks was taking 3 days off between drinking. It's so easy to have a few drinks each night. 

[Getafix 28799]

Dis be good. (Am I doing well, Carl?)

[hornfromdallas 334]

probably there to film a bit more for the video that was completed i will ask my woo to keep an ear to the street

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Let's finish this class with LJ, Leyrer, Turner, Regis, Cooks, Makuba, and go all out on flipping JoJo, get a little BOMC, kick ass on the field this year, and enjoy the race to the #1 class for 22'.

That's a class of 23 barring any decommits.  I know 1 more OL would be desirable, but no need to reach and we can get a grad transfer if ever need be.

Edited August 21, 2020 by Elmer_Fudd

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Dis be good. (Am I doing well, Carl?)

I mean, I'm sure the family wants a few seconds of face time in the commit video.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

We're still getting an offensive commit this weekend...right?

[texifornia 57104]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Let's finish this class with LJ, Leyrer, Turner, Regis, Cooks, Makuba, and go all out on flipping JoJo, get a little BOMC, kick ass on the field this year, and enjoy the race to the #1 class for 22'.

That's a class of 23 barring any decommits.  I know 1 more OL would be desirable, but no need to reach and we can get a grad transfer if ever need be.

It's less reaching and more figuring out the late guys. Cosmi, Kerstetter, Hookfin and Jones were all late commits (two were transition year flips but still)

[texifornia 57104]

Just now, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

We're still getting an offensive commit this weekend...right?

Yeah that's a separate thing

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

10 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

thanks. more booze for me.

Where have I heard that story before?

[hornfromdallas 334]

id like to take this time out to shout out 2 fuccbois who doubted carl about turner@gordogg24p @MichaelDicksonFanClub all is forgiven becuase i had a foot long glizzy today

[Bevo 13601]

2 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

id like to take this time out to shout out 2 fuccbois who doubted carl about turner@gordogg24p @MichaelDicksonFanClub all is forgiven becuase i had a foot long glizzy today

Sloppy with mayo and cheese?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5405]

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

id like to take this time out to shout out 2 fuccbois who doubted carl about turner@gordogg24p @MichaelDicksonFanClub all is forgiven becuase i had a foot long glizzy today

Can you ask your woo about the commit from earlier in the week? 

[hornfromdallas 334]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can you ask your woo about the commit from earlier in the week? 

no need to ask

the 995ers have the info its now just a matter of when ********* gives the green light 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5405]

1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

no need to ask

the 995ers have the info its now just a matter of when ********* gives the green light 

2021 or 2022? 

[Focht Up 631]

13 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

id like to take this time out to shout out 2 fuccbois who doubted carl about turner@gordogg24p @MichaelDicksonFanClub all is forgiven becuase i had a foot long glizzy today

Could someone please translate this into English?

[Getafix 28799]

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

no need to ask

the 995ers have the info its now just a matter of when ********* gives the green light 

 

And what about timing on Shemar, O prescient one?

[Getafix 28799]

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

Could someone please translate this into English?

gordogg and MDFanClub Focht Up, but hfdallas had a large hadron collider in his pants all day.

[Focht Up 631]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

gordogg and MDFanClub Focht Up, but hfdallas had a large hadron collider in his pants all day.

Thanks

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

Forgive me Carl for I have sinned

Edited August 22, 2020 by MichaelDicksonFanClub
My penance

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

I don't mean to offend you futureman, but you're a cocksucker. does that offend you?

“Worthless sack of shit” is the terminology you’re looking for.  Just wait until he wows us all again with his take on rugby players transitioning to football.

[MuellerHorn 4296]

31 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can you ask your woo about the commit from earlier in the week? 

24 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

no need to ask

the 995ers have the info its now just a matter of when ********* gives the green light 

Count 'em - nine asterisks. The only active offensive recruit whose name comprises nine digits is L.J. Johnson.

Boom, motherfuckers!

Foot-long glizzys all around!

 

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Should we all head to the it’s happening bunker?

[Getafix 28799]

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Count 'em - nine asterisks. The only active offensive recruit whose name comprises nine digits is L.J. Johnson.

Boom, motherfuckers!

Foot-long glizzys all around!

 

[Getafix 28799]

Roach the glizzy killer.

[MuellerHorn 4296]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Roach the glizzy killer.

At this point, I'm trusting @hornfromdallas over Mike Roach...

I think Carl has proven he's (at least in terms of speed) more dialed in than Mr. "Ears to the streets."

Edited August 22, 2020 by MuellerHorn

[Getafix 28799]

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

At this point, I'm trusting @hornfromdallas over Mike Roach...