Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[Pato del Muerto 52,506]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

Ewers effect imo

or maybe they just don’t want to play with milroe 

Edited August 23, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Tony Two K 600]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

I have sources in Colleyville, Shady Oaks and Southlake who say you're going to want to keep a close eye on this

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,097]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

Damn, now Bama is stealing our bag man?!?

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I have sources in Colleyville, Shady Oaks and Southlake who say you're going to want to keep a close eye on this

Fuuuck no. As much as I wanted them. They spurned texas. They are dead to me. 

[cochamps 1,879]

7 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Fuuuck no. As much as I wanted them. They spurned texas. They are dead to me. 

Sober up.

[CBHorn 420]

Brocks to bama was a ruse to lure Milroe to bama and make room for Wright and Yurcich gets his guy. Keeps us from looking bad from pushing Milroe out. Now that the deed is done, Brocks flip to the good guys. 3D Chess.

[Sgt Hulk 13,731]

3 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Brocks to bama was a ruse to lure Milroe to bama and make room for Wright and Yurcich gets his guy. Keeps us from looking bad from pushing Milroe out. Now that the deed is done, Brocks flip to the good guys. 3D Chess.

5D next level

[TommyGufano 6,021]

37 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Fuuuck no. As much as I wanted them. They spurned texas. They are dead to me. 

Lol. Sorry. I was making fun of some dipshit sooner 995er stirring up Ewers stuff

[hornfromdallas 334]

49 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Spoiler

herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

Edited August 23, 2020 by hornfromdallas

[Hornsfan91 181]

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

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herman got valia & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

So Blake is actually listening. 

[tejas60 3,533]

don't do this to us, Carl...

[Getafix 28,674]

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,875]

Valai just letting them know they’re going to need to have Luke’s tuition payment in by next week. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,506]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Valai just letting them know they’re going to need to have Luke’s tuition payment in by next week. 

And letting Blake know that his T ring club badge won’t be working  for the next 4 seasons. 

[canadianhorn21 963]

new page..can the Brocks fuck themselves again or are we putting it on hold for the time being?

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

4 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,116]

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Someone needed more attention? 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,612]

In Carl’s defense, he did say that Carrington was going to lock up the RB situation first.  Then Hand.

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

Spoiler

herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 
dad likes carrington 

 

Carl, you son of a bitch, don’t toy with our emotions.

[Dbeasy 15,052]

[victory88 5,668]

16 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

new page..can the Brocks fuck themselves again or are we putting it on hold for the time being?

 

Edited August 24, 2020 by victory88

[Bamboozled73 315]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Valai just started following Kristy and Tommy ...hmm...

I guess we take tommy and leave James at Alabama. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,259]

I just want to know if Shemar and his family successfully shot the last scene for the commit video this weekend.

[Ghost of Shag 2,610]

How the hell is Carrington gonna help the Brockermeyers?

Not buying this. Screw them.

[texifornia 56,976]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

How the hell is Carrington gonna help the Brockermeyers?

Not buying this. Screw them.

By being a different personality that Daddy Brock hasn't already clashed with.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

By being a different personality that Daddy Brock hasn't already clashed with.

Why has this not happened before?

[The Dog 44,058]

Maybe mama Brock wasn’t that onboard with the Bama commits...

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,269]

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Maybe mama Brock wasn’t that onboard with the Bama commits...

This was my thoughts, too. Her all of the sudden coming in with the Hook Em a few days ago seems...odd. 

[CBHorn 420]

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Maybe mama Brock wasn’t that onboard with the Bama commits...

Kristy may be the most burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

[crash_davis 23,113]

1 minute ago, CBHorn said:

Kristy may be the most burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

Kristy may be the ONLY burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,464]

11 hours ago, tokamak said:

The Wright Effect is real

 

Ceasars don't fear the Wright Effect
Nor do the wind or the sun or the rain

[CBHorn 420]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Kristy may be the ONLY burnt orange blooded of the bunch.

[Mason Ramsey 3,377]

Charles already making a splash. Bring em home, Chuck!

[Fondren & Main 6,718]

@futureman what say you?

[Getafix 28,674]

The confidence score of 9 is ... not good, Bob.

 

 

[texifornia 56,976]

I mean, anyone holding out hope for Byrd was just fooling themselves.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,259]

LJ told Perroni no decision anytime soon, but didn't he supposedly tell TFB different?

[stork642 4,498]

2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

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herman got valai & carrington talking to the dad recently 

dad likes carrington 

 

Too bad dad doesn’t like Texas.  

[The Dog 44,058]

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Too bad dad doesn’t like Texas.  

If mama ain't happy...

[Rimbo 25,941]

12 hours ago, tokamak said:

The Wright Effect is real

OK, I'm late to the party, and it's well-established that I'm a nincompoop especially where QBs are concerned, but...

Is it me or does Wright look really, really, really fucking good and oh my God how is this kid not rated higher he looks like an NFL player

[Rimbo 25,941]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

If mama ain't happy...

...ain't nobody happy.

If Daddy ain't happy... who cares?

[Michael Knight 12,981]

is it possible to unburn an effigy? asking for a friend

[stork642 4,498]

Probably reality is setting in, after the post commitment excitement, that James will be processed and will never play a down at Bama.  Momma may be the only one that family that doesn’t have her head up her ass.  

Edited August 24, 2020 by stork642

[MuellerHorn 4,253]

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Probably reality is setting in, after the commitment rush, that James will be processed and will never play at Bama.  Momma may be the only one that family that doesn’t have her head up her ass.  

I don't know, guys. We shouldn't get our hopes up.

But this is Surly after all... Fuck it.

Errbody.

Edited August 24, 2020 by MuellerHorn

[tokamak 6,431]

OK but does anyone know what kind of shirt the Brocks were wearing at school this week?

[theaveragejon 988]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

OK but does anyone know what kind of shirt the Brocks were wearing at school this week?

You son of a bitch. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

So there’s a simple explanation for the Brock twitter follow. Six years ago, Charlie Strong met Ms. Brock at a fundraiser and with his wife fucking panache decided that he had to have her. But seeing Mr. Brock he knew he had to play the long game. Even then it was apparent the kids would be huge prospects, so Charlie set about to destroy the program to ensure that the Brocks would go elsewhere and create a split in the family. After losing the Kansas Charlie knew he had succeeded. He laid in wait for a few more years until the kids committed to Bama and then activated his sleeper agent, Brian Carrington, to follow Ms. Brock on twitter and destroy the family. Fuck Charlie Strong is so smart. 

[stork642 4,498]

3 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

So there’s a simple explanation for the Brock twitter follow. Six years ago, Charlie Strong met Ms. Brock at a fundraiser and with his wife fucking panache decided that he had to have her. But seeing Mr. Brock he knew he had to play the long game. Even then it was apparent the kids would be huge prospects, so Charlie set about to destroy the program to ensure that the Brocks would go elsewhere and create a split in the family. After losing the Kansas Charlie knew he had succeeded. He laid in wait for a few more years until the kids committed to Bama and then activated his sleeper agent, Brian Carrington, to follow Ms. Brock on twitter and destroy the family. Fuck Charlie Strong is so smart. 

You had me until...Charlie playing the long game.