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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Harris started following this kid: https://247sports.com/player/jaylin-white-46097494/

No idea if he’s any good but I like the idea of having a speedy, gadget-type guy in our RB room. We don’t really have that right now, but a guy like Kadarius Toney at UF can be a real weapon in your offense.

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1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

No idea if he’s any good but I like the idea of having a speedy, gadget-type guy in our RB room. We don’t really have that right now, but a guy like Kadarius Toney at UF can be a real weapon in your offense.

his long speed is 7... 

 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I love how quickly you have to come here to post your masturbatory doom-porn for the rest of us to see. If it's bad new (or in most cases, just some wescott ebberts-esque drummed up fake bullshit bad news) you're faster than Machinator. Tell us the truth, your leaked a little bit when you posted this, didn't you? 

 

If you are old enough to remember it, I found a picture of Satya:

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4 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

his long speed is 7... 

 

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

No idea if he’s any good but I like the idea of having a speedy, gadget-type guy in our RB room.

Not sure about his physical development but Jaylin White's best 100m time is 11.45 (to be fair it was 2019 - but he probably wasn't even 170 pounds at that point). Maybe he's improved his speed a lot but ... 

 

Seems like guys like AJ Green, Caleb Johnson, Alton McCaskill, Montaye Dawson, JP Martin all fit the bill as RB2 and/or gadget player with more far more upside. Favoring LJJ during the entire process, even to the exclusion of Camar (much less any of these guys), only to go lukewarm-to-cold on LJJ at the finish line, missing the opportunity to put any of these guys on a slow burn (at least hold on past ESD) only to end up 11th hour recruiting a guy like Jaylin White would be some peak Drayton. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I've watched the LJ highlights and I don't get how he's the #3 ranked RB in the country. Yes, I'm an idiot, but am I wrong?

I thought the same thing honestly. He has very good vision and catches really well out of the backfield, but nothing really jumped off the highlight reel to me as elite. I do see a good system fit for Sark though, good inside zone runner and receiver. 

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6 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

What's the back story for fans like us who are not plugged in? Was he not a take?

The transfer from ND we got took his spot. Also, get plugged in. Also, other posters literally explained this like 3-4 times in the last few pages. So, you know, have you tried actually reading the thread?

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13 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

What's the back story for fans like us who are not plugged in? Was he not a take?

 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The transfer from ND we got took his spot. Also, get plugged in. Also, other posters literally explained this like 3-4 times in the last few pages. So, you know, have you tried actually reading the thread?

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39 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Watch his Junior tape and remember he's 200lbs and runs a 4.4. Agreed, though. Down senior tape comparatively 

The issues with personality, that guys like ctj have discussed, worry me more. Kids who need to be motivated can work out, just not at high percentages.

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I love how quickly you have to come here to post your masturbatory doom-porn for the rest of us to see. If it's bad new (or in most cases, just some wescott ebberts-esque drummed up fake bullshit bad news) you're faster than Machinator. Tell us the truth, your leaked a little bit when you posted this, didn't you? 

 

That Weenie Wescott is the worst and I think I told him so a long time ago.

 

 

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34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The transfer from ND we got took his spot. Also, get plugged in. Also, other posters literally explained this like 3-4 times in the last few pages. So, you know, have you tried actually reading the thread?

You expect people to read the the few pages of the thread before posting? I read the replies since satya posted the BON tweet but I didn't see anything helpful other than the board's customary insults hurled towards him. What I don't understand is that despite getting the same treatment from the board over and over again, Satya keeps posting them. What kind of a person does that? 

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4 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

You expect people to read the the few pages of the thread before posting? I read the replies since satya posted the BON tweet but I didn't see anything helpful other than the board's customary insults hurled towards him. What I don't understand is that despite getting the same treatment from the board over and over again, Satya keeps posting them. What kind of a person does that? 

Couldn't find a sufficient version of the original, so it is what it is.

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4 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

You expect people to read the the few pages of the thread before posting? I read the replies since satya posted the BON tweet but I didn't see anything helpful other than the board's customary insults hurled towards him. What I don't understand is that despite getting the same treatment from the board over and over again, Satya keeps posting them. What kind of a person does that? 

I guess you missed the post that was bigger than the rest and required reading. See below. As for Satya, who knows. My money is one some kind of sexual wretchedness. Like he can only get an erection when someone shits in his mouth and he can only ejaculate when he swallows it, but in online form as well as physical. I'm no psychologist, but I think that's some year 1 textbook type stuff.   

 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Outstanding. Can I ask you, sarvanaash, and anyone else who follows Burnt Orange Nation or visits their site, what it is that you hope to gain from it? Have they ever broken anything newsworthy? Is there fruitful discussion on a board there? Do they have writers who are secretly must-reads?

I've been following Texas and CFB on the Internet since the late '90's. I visited their site once, a while after it launched, wasn't impressed. Never went back or bookmarked it. Forgot about them. Then Peter Bean started popping up regarding a burgeoning meltdown or some shit from people who knew him and posted. Dude was strung out on coke or meth and blowing dudes in his work parking lot for money or something, allegedly, by the end of his run. Then I think he got involved with some sort of shooting at the Omni in downtown Austin? Can't remember.

Anyway, the side stories are bizarrely entertaining. What I don't find useful or entertaining are the stupid ass, uninformed, negatively-oriented tweets that you dipshits regurgitate from them here. They're not a fucking news source. It's like some insipid poster here was reading other people's shit and decided to tweet their third-hand takes on developments, and then you guys mistakenly believe we need to have them thrown back in our face here for a reaction. It's fucking obnoxious and lazy. Posting tweets from those clowns, and their complete lack of any connection to the program, is a negative contribution to this site and threads like this. 

Anywho, the ND transfer took Lawrence's spot. The rest is spin. Good luck to the guy at UH, but he didn't have a better choice. Seemed like a JAG to me anyway.

 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you missed the post that was bigger than the rest and required reading. See below. As for Satya, who knows. My money is one some kind of sexual wretchedness. Like he can only get an erection when someone shits in his mouth and he can only ejaculate when he swallows it, but in online form as well as physical. I'm no psychologist, but I think that's some year 1 textbook type stuff.   

 

 

It could also be that he's not yet sufficiently fluent in asshole, so everything on this site looks cyrillic.

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19 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Just FYI, now that I’m plugged into the program I too am happy to answer any questions anyone has. Heard some pretty interesting stuff about the battle for backup long snapper. 

I, for one, would like to know who is the best friend of young Tunmise, now that he has moved on from your son.

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you missed the post that was bigger than the rest and required reading. See below. As for Satya, who knows. My money is one some kind of sexual wretchedness. Like he can only get an erection when someone shits in his mouth and he can only ejaculate when he swallows it, but in online form as well as physical. I'm no psychologist, but I think that's some year 1 textbook type stuff.   

 

 

Don't you remember? satya's first game was Rout 66 and it .......awoke....... something within him.

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17 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

conjugating is hard?

I don't believe it's a conjugation issue if the person thinks Of and Have are the same word with the same meanings. Also, lets talk a little bit further down about the "slight big of hesitation." Make WinningIsHard is a reverse size queen. 

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17 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

You expect people to read the the few pages of the thread before posting? I read the replies since satya posted the BON tweet but I didn't see anything helpful other than the board's customary insults hurled towards him. What I don't understand is that despite getting the same treatment from the board over and over again, Satya keeps posting them. What kind of a person does that? 

sarvanaash keeps posting because he's a borderline sociopath with self-flagellation and gloom serving as his primary motivators for his behavior.

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you missed the post that was bigger than the rest and required reading. See below. As for Satya, who knows. My money is one some kind of sexual wretchedness. Like he can only get an erection when someone shits in his mouth and he can only ejaculate when he swallows it, but in online form as well as physical. I'm no psychologist, but I think that's some year 1 textbook type stuff.   

 

 

This was too much. Just reference a Hot Karl or a Chilidog and we'll be close enough to getting it. Maybe Cleveland Steamer. Just spare us the explicit breakdowns of your kind, and sarvanaash's kind of deviance, sir.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't believe it's a conjugation issue if the person things Of and Have are the same word with the same meanings. Also, lets talk a little bit further down about the "slight big of hesitation." Make WinningIsHard is a reverse size queen. 

How about if they frequently mistake the word "thing" for "think"?

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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

sarvanaash keeps posting because he's a borderline sociopath with self-flagellation and gloom serving as his primary motivators for his behavior.

This was too much. Just reference a Hot Karl or a Chilidog and we'll be close enough to getting it. Maybe Cleveland Steamer. Just spare us the explicit breakdowns of your kind, and sarvanaash's kind of deviance, sir.

How about if they frequently mistake the word "thing" for "think"?

No. That's a perfectly normal and acceptable form of typo. 

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

sarvanaash keeps posting because he's a borderline sociopath with self-flagellation and gloom serving as his primary motivators for his behavior.

This was too much. Just reference a Hot Karl or a Chilidog and we'll be close enough to getting it. Maybe Cleveland Steamer. Just spare us the explicit breakdowns of your kind, and sarvanaash's kind of deviance, sir.

How about if they frequently mistake the word "thing" for "think"?

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