Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

You're not wrong about the second part, but the stanford hat is just as tucked behind a picture frame as the Texas one. 

Yeah but he is right handed so its natural to reach across the body and snag the Stanford hat. To grab the Texas one he would have to either reach over or weirdly snake his arm around the frame. 

 

On a side note it is fucking amazing to actually care enough about this program again to be analyzing how some non-critical recruit may or not may not have positioned his hats 

[nycHorn 2995]

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

[Tex Pete 20335]

Why is he wearing a mask at a table by himself?

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Just now, nycHorn said:

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

Go Go Gadget Bag-o-matic

[UncleBuck 6452]

Just now, nycHorn said:

If he stands up to announce then he can grab any of them. You guys are like Inspector Gadget and shit with this stuff.

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

[Viper 12103]

3 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

 

Wonderful news 

incorrect. The Stanford hat is new, but looks like it's been worn. He obviously tried it on before to make sure it fit and/or has been wearing it already in private.

[Davis Lane 5580]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

If he's left handed, it's Texas.

If he's right handed, we're fucked.

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Why is he wearing a mask at a table by himself?

there are others at the table

[TexasFan21 1275]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

Anyone know if he is left handed? Odds are that he would not cross his body when reaching for a hat.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Sir, #HatScience is the tip of the fucking iceberg on here when it comes to inspecting shit. You must be new here. 

These fucking rookies 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

This is taking longer than the time it takes Leon O'Neal to run a 40

[Tex Pete 20335]

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

This is taking longer than the time it takes Leon O'Neal to run a 40

C'mon, now. There's no sundial at the ceremony.

[TexasRenegade 2435]

At least it's not highlights of him as an 8 year old playing runningback when he was 100lbs heavier then everyone else.

[thepop 4409]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why is he wearing a mask at a table by himself?

[Tex Pete 20335]

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

At least it's not highlights of him as an 8 year old playing runningback when he was 100lbs heavier then everyone else.

Are you sure?

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

He can still transfer to Stanford in the future if he wants to.  Stay home 

[Thiefery 4995]

wonder how many Longhorn fans are streaming this compared to die hard cardinal fans?

[CockadoodleHorn 40]

Will he be the one who picks Stanford but continuously has doubts an then changes his pick 2 hours later cause he wants to stay home??  Seems like we have one of those each year.

[UncleBuck 6452]

Just now, Thiefery said:

wonder how many Longhorn fans are streaming this compared to die hard cardinal fans?

Does any fan of stanford even know who he is?

[Thiefery 4995]

so is he faxing his LOI after this or did he already send it this morning?

[Davis Lane 5580]

Never mind

Edited February 3, 2021 by Davis Lane

[Zhorn96 1773]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Does any fan of stanford even know who he is?

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

[Tex Pete 20335]

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

And that team sucks ass. Shaw has run the program back into the ground.

[Machinator 32099]

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

Spoiler

Stanford

 

Edited February 3, 2021 by Machinator

[Zhorn96 1773]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

And that team sucks ass. Shaw has run the program back into the ground.

agree, they are well past their peak.  Like a 40 year old porn star who is making the rounds at the Adult Megaplex and promises to fuck one of the 6 dudes who show up for an autograph

[texifornia 56864]

Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

Ah well. They just gotta keep vulturing a Texas OL every year.

What a miserable fucking OL class, yeesh.

[pacman 7355]

 

[Zhorn96 1773]

Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

Fuck Stanford.  Enjoy Taco Bell U, Uke

[Laxtonto 12078]

Just now, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

 

[MoJames 8244]

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Has Texas ever beat Stanford for an OL recruit?

Always seems that the OL kids that are looking between Stanford and Texas always go tree as ultimately academics win out.

[Thiefery 4995]

so the transition cycle, stanford h2h loss continues..

[satyanash 14474]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Uke's choice was spolled on Donald Hawkins' live stream.

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Stanford

 

Puts a bow on the worst OL class we've brought in in a very long time. 😓

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

Stanford doesnt have any fans.  Look at their crowds in normal times.  They struggle to get 30k unless its SC, Cal or ND...and then 80% of the crowd is the road team

Most of their fans are fans of the mascot rather than the football and arrive fairly late

[UncleBuck 6452]

Still looking for any of these retired stanford players who are doing shit they couldn't have done with a Texas education. Oh the fuck well. EAD, Stanford. 

[thepop 4409]

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

agree, they are well past their peak.  Like a 40 year old porn star who is making the rounds at the Adult Megaplex and promises to fuck one of the 6 dudes who show up for an autograph

that's weirdly specific, sir

[Poe It Up 126]

Ok portal, you’re officially up. This Oline class fucking blows. 

[texifornia 56864]

So numbers-wise, does this mean we need a transfer, or are we going to just take a huge class next year?

[Tex Pete 20335]

Just now, thepop said:

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

I couldn't get it to play, but I believe the mom said it while Hawkins was streaming.

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, thepop said:

How did he spoil it? Good job Donald 

Someone asked him if he was disappointed on the live stream. He replied, "a little bit."

[Sock Monkey 722]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Still looking for any of these retired stanford players who are doing shit they couldn't have done with a Texas education. Oh the fuck well. EAD, Stanford. 

Exactly. When have any of these guys landed an elite job straight out of school due to picking Stanford?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Fuck you Warehime! The shit heard round the world. The gift that keeps on giving.

[MoJames 8244]

Just now, satyanash said:

Puts a bow on the worst OL class we've brought in in a very long time. 😓

[satyanash 14474]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Someone asked him if he was disappointed on the live stream. He replied, "a little bit."

I think that was Uke's mom

[UncleBuck 6452]

stanford should be investigated for witchcraft 

[Alex Karev 1030]

39 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

So Drayton tweeted 3 sets of eyes and LJ tweeted 1 set. I think we all know what that means!

[Teryor 4450]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I think that was Uke's mom

Wait, Satya is the one bringing the sunshine???

[westexhorn 2013]

Aight carl...

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

So nuts were to be dragged?