Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

Tunmise starting the SEC run of visits while at IMG.  Visiting Florida this weekend.

[MoJames 8258]

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tunmise starting the SEC run of visits while at IMG.  Visiting Florida this weekend.

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tunmise starting the SEC run of visits while at IMG.  Visiting Florida this weekend.

[closetojumping 65245]

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tunmise starting the SEC run of visits while at IMG.  Visiting Florida this weekend.

I think it's about time we start putting the Tunmise updates in the 2021 Non-UT recruiting thread. That bitch isn't coming here.

[Katfid54 9005]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think it's about time we start putting the Tunmise updates in the 2021 Non-UT recruiting thread. That bitch isn't coming here.

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

[Viper 12212]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

So weasel ass fuckface then?

[Hank_Hill 19759]

11 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

He’s taking money from the sec AND the PACs now? This goes higher than Harvs son ever could have imagined.

[Katfid54 9005]

11 minutes ago, Viper said:

So weasel ass fuckface then?

 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s taking money from the sec AND the PACs now? This goes higher than Harvs son ever could have imagined.

These are funny responses, because the first time I wrote it, I wrote "He could be our next president."  And then I was like "Naw, that's too controversial."  And then I wrote, "He could be our next Governor."  And I deleted that for the same reason.

Obviously, I ended up going with senator, but "King of NATO" was my next choice.

[Laga4 1270]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

He would raise the class rating.

[texifornia 58785]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

On 1/28/2020 at 8:13 PM, texifornia said:

Best water polo players on earth, too (along with Hungary). If you want size, flexibility and stamina, Balkan athletes are tough to beat.

 

Baltic athletes beat Balkin athletes. It's science.

[NoName 17106]

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Please do not call him a "bitch."  He could be our next senator.

STATE senator

 

[Shaddie 1684]

28 minutes ago, NoName said:

STATE senator

 

I am sorry but this political stuff is bullshit.

 

 

 

Everybody knows in the state of Texas you become an aggy because we have seen the quality of politicians they put out. 
They will vote you no matter how stupid you are. 

[markstanco 12772]

18 hours ago, satyanash said:

Jimbo was there this week as well (maybe yesterday per the PG athletics FB page)

[SydneyCarton 49325]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I think it's about time we start putting the Tunmise updates in the 2021 Non-UT recruiting thread. That bitch isn't coming here.

Fuuuuck that. I don't think, I want Harvdog to see everything and I doubt he reads the Non-UT thread.

[SydneyCarton 49325]

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo was there this week as well (maybe yesterday per the PG athletics FB page)

Seriously, what is wrong with his thumb. That's not normal. That's not even double-jointed abnormal. That looks like he broke it off in his own asshole watching a few guys from the Corner show his wife a good time. 

[MoJames 8258]

It's probably Lupus.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

11 minutes ago, MoJames said:

It's probably Lupus.

I hear you can catch it just by watching.

[Katfid54 9005]

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I hear you can catch it just by watching.

[RGBIII 23009]

Tommy Brock got an LSU CB from some chick that’s a Clemson insider. Don’t think mama Brock will go for that

Edited January 31, 2020 by RGBIII

[PHLaggie 110]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

It's probably Lupus.

it's never lupus

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

49 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tommy Brock got an LSU CB from some chick that’s a Clemson insider. Don’t think mama Brock will go for that

She doesn't know diddley pooh.  All she knows is it's not Clemson because they cancelled the visit and James isn't offered.

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

Also, I remember when Collins was Fong'd to aggy for a good while.

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

Georgia offered Shemar Turner.

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

This DT was offered by Georgia today.  Turner's teammate.

https://247sports.com/Player/Byron-Murphy-II-46079959/

[mr. sunshine 2852]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo was there this week as well (maybe yesterday per the PG athletics FB page)

Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

Edited January 31, 2020 by mr. sunshine

[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 hours ago, Shaddie said:

I am sorry but this political stuff is bullshit.

 

 

 

Everybody knows in the state of Texas you become an aggy because we have seen the quality of politicians they put out. 
They will vote you no matter how stupid you are. 

‘majority rule don’t work in mental institutions’

[markstanco 12772]

Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

All the PG coaches with #1 finger up, except the guy with glasses. His kiddo is playing for them (scout/ST I think) and he was a coach at aTm consolidated back in the day.

But I think that is a directive from coach Josh, they typically do the #1 sign and not a school sign in social media pics.

[FCB 57]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

Anne Rice vampires do. sparkly ones also.

[Scholz 12301]

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Jimbo dresses like a vampire in skinny jeans and ostrich boots although vampires probably wear skinny jeans anyway 

My thought is how the fuck is that midget cuck a rich bastard?

[SydneyCarton 49325]

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

My thought is how the fuck is that midget cuck a rich bastard?

He’s clearly the first rich dude to ever have shitty, abhorrent taste. That’s for sure. 

[Katfid54 9005]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s clearly the first rich dude to ever have shitty, abhorrent taste. That’s for sure. 

[Katfid54 9005]

Two things Mark Davis doesn't have time for:

Real haircuts and standing still for a tailor.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Two things Mark Davis doesn't have time for:

Real haircuts and standing still for a tailor.

 

[texifornia 58785]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Two things Mark Davis doesn't have time for:

Real haircuts and standing still for a tailor.

The first paragraph of this article is still one of the saddest things I've ever read: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735322/are-mark-davis-raiders-leaving-oakland

[Chips O'Toole 1407]

PF Chang's does have legit iced tea. While we're all busy playing Cards Against Humanity, Mark Davis is playing 4D Guess Who. 

[Katfid54 9005]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The first paragraph of this article is still one of the saddest things I've ever read: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735322/are-mark-davis-raiders-leaving-oakland

He's just gazillionaire Uncle Rico.

[Katfid54 9005]

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

4D Guess Who

Now my brain is caught in a wormhole of visualizing 4D Guess Who.  The faces on the cards age?  Does time for the Guess Who cards move at the same rate as it does for us?  Is it faster?  Slower?  Can Guess Who characters get married?  Can Guess Who characters procreate?  What is the life expectancy for a Guess Who character?  Do Guess Who characters die?  And, if so, does the card just turn blank?  Or does it become a corpse?  Do Guess Who characters bury their dead?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

visualizing 4D Guess Who.

 

[Katfid54 9005]

5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

....this is still two-dimensional Guess Who.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

....this is still two-dimensional Guess Who.

Keep watching, he jumps out eventually.

[Katfid54 9005]

[Scholz 12301]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s clearly the first rich dude to ever have shitty, abhorrent taste. That’s for sure. 

Ha but my confusion of him being a bazillionaire master of the universe has less to do with his style (as terrible as the pullover shirt is) and more a function of his lack of stature and manliness.

[TommyGufano 6023]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

He's just gazillionaire Uncle Rico.

Cash poor. I suppose owning an NFL franchise is a nice asset tho

[Johnny Sack 8397]

14 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Cash poor. I suppose owning an NFL franchise is a nice asset tho

The Texans distribute about $100 million in profits per year.  Those franchises print money.

Edited January 31, 2020 by Johnny Sack

[TommyGufano 6023]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Most franchises generate about $100 million in cash profits per year.

Most franchises can afford to put $90 million in escrow to retain Khalil Mack. But I can think of one that couldn't.

[KYHorn 17566]

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Now my brain is caught in a wormhole of visualizing 4D Guess Who

Don't hurt yourself, Guess Who probably isn't the easiest game for you to grasp.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

28 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Most franchises can afford to put $90 million in escrow to retain Khalil Mack. But I can think of one that couldn't.

You are confusing cap issues with being able to afford a salary.

[TommyGufano 6023]

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You are confusing cap issues with being able to afford a salary.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/raiders-owner-mark-davis-lacked-funds-to-pay-khalil-mack/ar-BBMKl7h

Quote

While the Raiders did have more than enough cap space to sign defensive end Khalil Mack, their lack of available funds on hand ultimately led to the dealing their star player to the Bears, according to ESPN's Louis Riddick.

Sure.

Anyways, wrong thread.

[texifornia 58785]

No idea who for