Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Suchomel on Jacoby Jackson

Jackson said he’s mostly considering Texas, Baylor, Texas Tech, SMU and Oklahoma State, and a decision could come pretty quickly.

“I’m kind of just weighing a few other schools,” he said. “I think I’m making a decision in another month maybe.”

I first skimmed this thinking it said Jacoby Jones and he was picking which games he was willing to play. I like the actual update much better. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

23 minutes ago, Getafix said:

👀

 

 

This would be so gruntling. Crowdus is this cycle's LVBS pipe dream for me.

[Dbeasy 15,595]

Come on Hand, I can have four fat timid dudes ready to commit by 2 pm.

[Hank_Hill 20,049]

51 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Come on Hand, I can have four fat timid dudes ready to commit by 2 pm.

You and 3 other Surly members?

Edited September 15, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[Fud 9,724]

Coburn just took a Coburn sized shit all over Todd Orlando 

[Thiefery 5,108]

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Coburn just took a Coburn sized shit all over Todd Orlando 

DETAILS PLZ

[IDIOTsavant 8,688]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Come on Hand, I can have four fat timid dudes ready to commit by 2 pm.

With polish?

[Fud 9,724]

3 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

DETAILS PLZ

Just follow Joe's twitter

https://twitter.com/josephcook89

[Thiefery 5,108]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Just follow Joe's twitter

https://twitter.com/josephcook89

this?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

15 minutes ago, Fud said:

Coburn just took a Coburn sized shit all over Todd Orlando 

[Thiefery 5,108]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Fuck Orlando

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

You hate love to see it

[DenverHorn 56]

12 minutes ago, Fud said:

Just follow Joe's twitter

https://twitter.com/josephcook89

believe this it?

 

@josephcook89

 

 

Texas DL Keondre Coburn on the new Texas defense: "It feels so much better in this system. Better opportunities to make plays."

 

[Goodman 3,283]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Justin Wells: Texas vs Texas A&M Recruiting Battles ('21-'22)

 

Foster should be removed from our fans board. Mom aint havin'it but CTH continues to swing with the retweets, https://twitter.com/heidifoster74?lang=en

[Thiefery 5,108]

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Foster should be removed from our fans board. Mom aint havin'it but CTH continues to swing with the retweets, https://twitter.com/heidifoster74?lang=en

How is this thot not aboard the UT express?

[crash_davis 23,470]

geezus, what shitty coaches we had. hoping the next hires herman make are because the coaches are so fucking awesome they are getting poached and promoted. 

if these current hires are shitty, herman won't be making any new hires because he'll be gone too.

[Mason Ramsey 3,503]

I have genuinely no idea how his competition is in this video, but Cain kinda dominated these kids

 

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Coburn just took a Coburn sized shit all over Todd Orlando 

And that's fair.

[Fud 9,724]

3 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I have genuinely no idea how his competition is in this video, but Cain kinda dominated these kids

 

He's got some deceptive speed starting around six or seven yards down the field

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,900]

5 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I have genuinely no idea how his competition is in this video, but Cain kinda dominated these kids

 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

7 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I have genuinely no idea how his competition is in this video, but Cain kinda dominated these kids

 

One was an unranked CB with no offers, another was a 3 star OLB at 195 LBs with decent offers, and 2 were low 3 star safeties with low FBS offers, like UAB. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,502]

If he’s slow, then those guys he’s toasting are glacial. 

[Beau Vine 55,865]

The second comment really isn't fair to Orlando -- Coburn is not counting the blitzing safety coming from 20 yards upfield.

[Scholz 12,306]

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The second comment really isn't fair to Orlando -- Coburn is not counting the blitzing safety coming from 20 yards upfield.

...after counting 10 Mississippi

[Elmer_Fudd 22,993]

Not sure I believe aggy leads for Turner.  If that was true you'd have to think the aggy mods/Wiltfong would have the crystal balls rolling in.

[Beau Vine 55,865]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not sure I believe aggy leads for Turner.  If that was true you'd have to think the aggy mods/Wiltfong would have the crystal balls rolling in.

*NOBODY* has a CB up for Turner, not even Perroni.  What does that tell you?

[AugieBall 237]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Come on Hand, I can have four fat timid dudes ready to commit by 2 pm.

NTTAWWT

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If he’s slow, then those guys he’s toasting are Leon. 

 

[LTtxfan 50,005]

6 hours ago, satyanash said:

Justin Wells: Texas vs Texas A&M Recruiting Battles ('21-'22)

Quote

1 Shemar Turner, DE, DeSoto (2021)

Make no mistake, this is one of the bigger Texas vs. Texas A&M head-to-head battles in a while. Why is that? Turner is a premium position prospect from one of the most talent rich high schools in Texas in the DFW area where Texas has struggled in recent years. Add in that Texas began this recruitment as the favorite, slipped to outside the top four, and is battling the Aggies for a prospect from the school that produced Von Miller among others that signed with Texas A&M in the last decade. This is a “must win” recruitment for both schools. For the Aggies, they have to be elite across the board on the defensive line to have a legitimate shot to rise in the SEC in the coming years, and Turner is that level of prospect at his position. Of course, Alabama sits in the mix and would like nothing more than to be the school to pull Turner away from home, but they will have to overcome a close circle of people that would like Turner to stay in state. - GH

 

 

 

[hornfromdallas 334]

3 hours ago, Thiefery said:

How is this thot not aboard the UT express?

i would give that thot my slime i dont discriminate 

btw i am proud of u @Thiefery for picking up the lingo u r a certified woo now bruh 

[hornfromdallas 334]

29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not sure I believe aggy leads for Turner.  If that was true you'd have to think the aggy mods/Wiltfong would have the crystal balls rolling in.

bruh have i not made it clear that the vid was done 

idk if things have changed since i got kicked out of gc but  b4 i left he was texas bound 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,917]

3 hours ago, Thiefery said:

How is this thot not aboard the UT express?

She has Texas Aggie written all over her.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

She has Texas Aggie written all over her.

Thats a lot of writing. Or are they using that big 1st grade pencil?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,434]

7 hours ago, Fud said:

Make sure he logs out of his Hornfromdallas account 

CTJ could never bring himself to type that garage much less hit “submit reply”. He likes utilizing $10 words, not making up his own language.

[Beau Vine 55,865]

She has Texas Aggie written all over her.

She also has "diabetes and hypertension" written all over her.

[Pato del Muerto 53,502]

We are making fun of a recruit’s mother why?

[Goodman 3,283]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

One was an unranked CB with no offers, another was a 3 star OLB at 195 LBs with decent offers, and 2 were low 3 star safeties with low FBS offers, like UAB. 

What is your point? 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

She has Texas Aggie written all over her.

She also has "diabetes and hypertension" written all over her.

So you're saying she's using the " if you pick texas itll kill my fat ass" argument?

[Houston20 224]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are making fun of a recruit’s mother why?

She’s the reason Foster isn’t committed to us right now

[Goodman 3,283]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are making fun of a recruit’s mother why?

Because she's an active member of texags, hates you & roots for ou vs. Texas. Any other dumbass questions?

[Houston20 224]

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh have i not made it clear that the vid was done 

idk if things have changed since i got kicked out of gc but  b4 i left he was texas bound 

Bro you gotta offer up some wap to get back in the gc

[Pato del Muerto 53,502]

1 minute ago, Houston20 said:

She’s the reason Foster isn’t committed to us right now

No she’s not. He could do it anyway. 

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are making fun of a recruit’s mother why?

Her son is a potential Olympic athlete at shot put and the best school to develop him is Texas, but because her red ass can’t handle that she’s forcing him to choose between several inferior schools in regards to his throwing. That’s the epitome of a selfish parent. Plus she’s fat AF. 

Edited September 16, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Goodman 3,283]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

No she’s not. He could do it anyway. 

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No she’s not. He could do it anyway. 

Yes. He could at 17 fracture his relationship with his mother. Which he’s probably too young to realize Shes done anyway, but one day he will. But that’s doesn’t make the decision as a teenager any easier. 

[Houston20 224]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No she’s not. He could do it anyway. 

She absolutely is. You obviously don’t understand the dynamic of how much a recruit’s mom plays in recruitments. Why do you think ou came up out of nowhere

[texifornia 59,016]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Her son is a potential Olympic athlete at shit put and the best school to develop him is Texas, but because her red ass can’t handle that she’s forcing him to choose between several inferior schools in regards to his throwing. That’s the epitome of a selfish parent. Plus she’s fat AF. 

Shit put is what OU calls it when they throw globs of cow patty becauze they don't have a real throwing program.

Edited September 16, 2020 by texifornia

[MuellerHorn 4,624]

2 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

She absolutely is. You obviously don’t understand the dynamic of how much a recruit’s mom plays in recruitments. Why do you think ou came up out of nowhere

I wish MF'ing Kristy Brockermeyer would flex the mom muscle.

However, she actually seems like a tremendous, non-vindictive mother.

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Shit put is what OU calls it when they throw globs of cow patty becauze they don't have a real throwing program.

For once I’m actually proud of my phones choice of autocorrect. 

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I wish MF'ing Kristy Brockermeyer would flex the mom muscle.

However, she actually seems like a tremendous, non-vindictive mother.

Not sure id go that far. She’s dismissed the value of a good education and shes pretty bent she’s become a social pariah.