Texas Recruiting Notes 2021

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

That would qualify the Regis note

This guy from Cerry Creek is a DE, and Regis is being recruited by everyone as a DT. 

I assumed that "The Get Down" was a reference to The Greater Dallas Area (Possibly Garland), and was referring to the Lakeview Centennial DT Iwunnah.

[Schulz2.0 28,768]

2 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

This guy from Cerry Creek is a DE, and Regis is being recruited by everyone as a DT. 

I assumed that "The Get Down" was a reference to The Greater Dallas Area (Possibly Garland), and was referring to the Lakeview Centennial DT Iwunnah.

He'll be spun down to DT.

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

Just now, Schulz2.0 said:

He'll be spun down to DT

Doubtful, but maybe.

[elguapo 4,583]

27 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

This guy from Cerry Creek is a DE, and Regis is being recruited by everyone as a DT. 

I assumed that "The Get Down" was a reference to The Greater Dallas Area (Possibly Garland), and was referring to the Lakeview Centennial DT Iwunnah.

Ah thanks I was trying to figure out how that could be a reference to Iwunnah.

[closetojumping 62,233]

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

Am I supposed to know what "The Get Down" is?

Apparently some of you are not fans of Urban Cowboy. 

I know nothing of the Cherry Creek guy, but I can that if he's in play too, I wonder if they're taking more DLs than previously assumed. The guy I've heard about is a physical freak and off the radar due to the bizaare circumstances of the past 6+ months and a load of other bullshit before that, which wasn't on the kid. We're not talking about a Tunmise kind of shithead. 

49 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

It's like 85% discussion of you having a man bun. 

That has SydneyCarton's fingerprints all over it. Sounds hilarious. I could actually make one in early September, but my oldest daughter got married and she pretty much insisted that I shave my head before walking her down aisle a few weeks ago. I hadn't cut my hair since February as a silly personal protest against the negative universal karma kicking all of us in the nuts. 

But no, whatever my flaws, manbun-wearer isn't one of them ... yet. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,723]

Also good news that Merrill’s mom is a top Scentsy saleswoman. Even if Max never plays a down the locker room will smell great. 

[GRHorn 105]

26 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

This guy from Cerry Creek is a DE, and Regis is being recruited by everyone as a DT. 

I assumed that "The Get Down" was a reference to The Greater Dallas Area (Possibly Garland), and was referring to the Lakeview Centennial DT Iwunnah.

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I wonder if they're taking more DLs than previously assumed

Sawer Goram Welch is probably moving to guard so there is space for 1 more than previously thought.

Also, welcome back.

Also, your return did not deserve the incredible amount of fanfare it received from these bunlickers

[RGBIII 22,798]

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Also good news that Merrill’s mom is a top Scentsy saleswoman. Even if Max never plays a down the locker room will smell great. 

Merrills mom and Karen are both slinging car condiment holders

[RGBIII 22,798]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The guy I've heard about is a physical freak and off the radar due to the bizaare circumstances of the past 6+ months and a load of other bullshit before that, which wasn't on the kid. We're not talking about a Tunmise kind of shithead. 

 

Sounds like that gigantic 6'8 kid yall were talking about a couple days ago

[IDIOTsavant 8,440]

On 9/28/2020 at 4:35 PM, texifornia said:

Interesting new Carrington follow - that's a big kid: https://247sports.com/Player/Jelin-Samuels-46108960/

 

[elguapo 4,583]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds like that gigantic 6'8 kid yall were talking about a couple days ago

Gilley's was in Pasadena

[RGBIII 22,798]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds like that gigantic 6'8 kid yall were talking about a couple days ago

https://247sports.com/Player/Jelin-Samuels-46108960/

 

This guy from Pasa-Get-Down-Dena

 

 

Edited October 1, 2020 by RGBIII

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

Physical freak?

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 -Big news coming out of The Get Down soon, perhaps. I'm personally excited to see where it heads.

 

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds like that gigantic 6'8 kid yall were talking about a couple days ago

 

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

Am I supposed to know what "The Get Down" is?

Pasadena is called Pasa - Get Down - Dena. Spent a fair amount of time there, the nickname is deserved.

[elguapo 4,583]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Physical freak?

He looks super raw but 6'8" isn't supposed to move like this

 

[GRHorn 105]

2 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

 

 

Pasadena is called Pasa - Get Down - Dena. Spent a fair amount of time there, the nickname is deserved.

Ahhhh. Embarrassing. My wife is from there, should’ve caught that one. 

[Fud 9,545]

If he's a DE, that should preclude us taking Regis 

[texifornia 56,513]

15 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

[Ghost of Shag 2,581]

CTJ,

Although we have a little, if any acquaintance, please allow me to catch you up on the last five months of Surly:

1. Masks are useful, unless they’re not.

2. The Aggies have doubled down on their racism.

3. Fuck the Brockermeyers.

4. Cheese is now a Surly delicacy.

5. There have been numerous posters outed as actual, real life fuccbois with an apparent desire for glizzies.

6. Spencer Rattler is fugly.

7. In recent news, Blake Gideon apparently has a micropenis.

8. And finally, it’s 4:00 and OU still sucks.

As you can see, not much has changed around here.

That’ll be $9.95.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Ghost of Shag

[Jabberwocky 1,666]

At 6'8", hopefully he can play OL, because he is not going to be playing DL.

[MoJames 8,241]

Now we await the return of...

[closetojumping 62,233]

24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds like that gigantic 6'8 kid yall were talking about a couple days ago

He’s more 6’6” than 6’8”. 

15 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

 

 

Pasadena is called Pasa - Get Down - Dena. Spent a fair amount of time there, the nickname is deserved.

 

13 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Ahhhh. Embarrassing. My wife is from there, should’ve caught that one. 

I’m from there and go back for family reasons on occasion. Hell, I might know y’all in some form. 

12 minutes ago, Fud said:

If he's a DE, that should preclude us taking Regis 

My younger brother was on the field watching the Deer Park/LaPorte game this past weekend and says Regis was all over the field and was an absolute animal. Then again, he also talked up some TB from LaPorte that I couldn’t even find in the 247 database, so caveat emptor on the Regis review, I guess. 

[Fud 9,545]

Just now, closetojumping said:

My younger brother was on the field watching the Deer Park/LaPorte game this past weekend and says Regis was all over the field and was an absolute animal. Then again, he also talked up some TB from LaPorte that I couldn’t even find in the 247 database, so caveat emptor on the Regis review, I guess. 

Regis is a Texas messageboard favorite. Hope we take him

[Fud 9,545]

17 minutes ago, Fud said:

If he's a DE, that should preclude us taking Regis 

*shouldn't

[Dbeasy 14,966]

Welcome back CTJ,

The board got you a little present we know you’ll like.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,419]

I just realized that Close to Jumping and Closetohumping are not the same poster. This whole time I've been reading Closetohumping as "Close to Jumping,"  so I didn't even realize that Close to Jumping hadn't been posting.  When Closetohumping said he was into midget lesbian porn I thought "that's a pretty bold move for Close to Jumping to admit that seeing's how some people here know him personally."  

[closetohumping 17,400]

22 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I just realized that Close to Jumping and Closetohumping are not the same poster. This whole time I've been reading Closetohumping as "Close to Jumping,"  so I didn't even realize that Close to Jumping hadn't been posting.  When Closetohumping said he was into midget lesbian porn I thought "that's a pretty bold move for Close to Jumping to admit that seeing's how some people here know him personally."  

[GRHorn 105]

39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I’m from there and go back for family reasons on occasion. Hell, I might know y’all in some form. 

 

Not me, but maybe her. She’s 39, lived in Pasadena. Went to Deer Park Hs. This is getting weird. 

[Burt Macklin 18,997]

Just now, GRHorn said:

Not me, but maybe her. She’s 39, lived in Pasadena. Went to Deer Park Hs. This is getting weird. 

You’re starting to realize that CTJ banged your wife, aren’t you? 

[Bevo 13,526]

55 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

CTJ,

Although we have a little, if any acquaintance, please allow me to catch you up on the last five months of Surly:

1. Masks are useful, unless they’re not.

2. The Aggies have doubled down on their racism.

3. Fuck the Brockermeyers.

4. Cheese is now a Surly delicacy.

5. There have been numerous posters outed as actual, real life fuccbois with an apparent desire for glizzies.

6. Spencer Rattler is fugly.

7. In recent news, Blake Gideon apparently has a micropenis.

8. And finally, it’s 4:00 and OU still sucks.

As you can see, not much has changed around here.

That’ll be $9.95.

And he has a new brother, Coelenterate fuccboi.

[BayouBill 835]

49 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Now we await the return of...

We've been stuck with his retarded half cousin @LTtexfan for long enough. We need the bot back.

[Mason Ramsey 3,371]

7 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

We've been stuck with his retarded half cousin @LTtexfan for long enough. We need the bot back.

be a man. tag him @LTtxfan

 

[Stannis 232]

58 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Now we await the return of...

I think that LTtxfan poster that sits around all day posting random tweets on the Football board might be Machinator, post-reprogram?   

[LTtxfan 48,966]

5 minutes ago, Stannis said:

I think that LTtxfan poster that sits around all day posting random tweets on the Football board might be Machinator, post-reprogram?   

[Beau Vine 53,999]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So I clicked onto the "post most recently viewed" icon to look back into this thread in my first visit since forever. Or, April 13, page 202, apparently. Seems like catching up ... could take awhile. 

So fuck it. Forgive me if this is all old shit for you boys and girls. 

-Big news coming out of The Get Down soon, perhaps. I'm personally excited to see where it heads.

-That might impact the pursuit of Regis, who they really otherwise want.

-The dude out of Maryland that plays WR and wanted to go to Oregon, he's got a strong UT connection and we're a player there. 

-Obviously I'm sure this is old news, but if Big 12 relevance into the future can be sold effectively, Turner and Johnson come to Texas. If it can't, fuck.

-Merril's mom is a killer on the business end. We're not friends but her rep and history in an arena I know well are excellent. Dude's got the 80-inch wingspan and he's not a scrub, albeit not a projection along the Brockermeyer levels either. 

-Herb Hand can't get it done recruiting black kids. He also looks like he sucks as a coach on the field. It's unlikely he's back. First and last takes on him here are what I'm passing on. Him sucking on the field is my own radical view, I know. 

Anywho, hope some of that is helpful to those who give a shit. Hope you guys are all safe and doing well, too. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

13 minutes ago, Stannis said:

I think that LTtxfan poster that sits around all day posting random tweets on the Football board might be Machinator, post-reprogram?   

That's the equivalent of the Optimus Prime being wiped and reprogrammed as a Bonzi Buddy. 

So yeah, that checks out in 2020. 

[gernblansten 3,188]

36 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You’re starting to realize that CTJ banged your wife, aren’t you? 

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Seems like catching up ... could take awhile. 

Have you met Carl? He’ll fill you in.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

35 minutes ago, Stannis said:

I think that LTtxfan poster that sits around all day posting random tweets on the Football board might be Machinator, post-reprogram?   

The machine was funnier 

[Hank_Hill 18,489]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Apparently some of you are not fans of Urban Cowboy. 

I know nothing of the Cherry Creek guy, but I can that if he's in play too, I wonder if they're taking more DLs than previously assumed. The guy I've heard about is a physical freak and off the radar due to the bizaare circumstances of the past 6+ months and a load of other bullshit before that, which wasn't on the kid. We're not talking about a Tunmise kind of shithead. 

That has SydneyCarton's fingerprints all over it. Sounds hilarious. I could actually make one in early September, but my oldest daughter got married and she pretty much insisted that I shave my head before walking her down aisle a few weeks ago. I hadn't cut my hair since February as a silly personal protest against the negative universal karma kicking all of us in the nuts. 

But no, whatever my flaws, manbun-wearer isn't one of them ... yet. 

Well yea he posted a pic of your man bun/boobies

[LTtxfan 48,966]

Some of you fuckers don't go near the football board, so here"s info on the digital game program for tcu...

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Not me, but maybe her. She’s 39, lived in Pasadena. Went to Deer Park Hs. This is getting weird. 

[Hank_Hill 18,489]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Not me, but maybe her. She’s 39, lived in Pasadena. Went to Deer Park Hs. This is getting weird. 

Does your son have a bun and run a 5.5+ 40? Just curious.

[satyanash 14,281]

Mike Roach: Where to find Texas commits in action this weekend

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The high school football season is in full swing. Texas commits are showing off their skills all over the country, and Horns247 has you covered. This will be the last week where just the lower levels of Texas high school football are on the field with an adjusted schedule due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

The Longhorns currently hold 17 commitments in the 2021 class — five-star Denton Ryan athlete Ja'Tavion Sanders, four-star Denton Ryan athlete Billy Bowman, four-star Katy Taylor offensive lineman Hayden Conner, four-star Port Arthur Memorial DE Jordon Thomas, four-star New Caney linebacker Derrick Harris Jr., three-star Arlington Martin linebacker Morice Blackwell, four-star Pasadena (Calif.) John Muir cornerback Jamier Johnson, four-star Dallas Kimball cornerback Ishmael Ibraheem, three-star Hallettsville running back Jonathon Brooks, Pro Kick Australia punter Isaac Pearson, four-star Kennedale safety JD Coffey, three-star New Orleans (La.) Warren Easton wide receiver Casey Cain, three-star Jacksonville (Fla.) Bishop Kenny center Michael Myslinski, three-star Austin High quarterback Charles Wright, three-star Englewood (Co.) Cherry Creek tight end Gunnar Helm and three-star Everman athlete Juan Davis as current commits in the Longhorns' 2021 recruiting class. Let’s take a look at this week’s matchups.

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Denton Ryan athletes Ja'Tavion Sanders and Billy Bowman: The Raiders (1-0) got things started with a huge win over state-ranked Martin last week.  Sanders, Bowman and company will have another tough challenge on their hands against No. 5 Denton Guyer at CH Collins in Denton on Friday at 7PM.

Dallas Kimball cornerback Ishmael Ibraheem: The Knights kick off the season this week in a south Dallas rivalry against Carter.  The "Oak Cliff Superbowl" will be held at Sprague Stadium on Kimball's campus Saturday at 7:30 PM.

Kennedale safety JD Coffey: The Wildcats (3-0) are playing a modified "pool play" schedule and closing in on a dominant finish.  The Wildcats haven't allowed a point in district play so far, but they'll get a tougher test against an undefeated Fort Worth Dunbar at Clark Stadium on Friday at 7PM.

Port Arthur Memorial DL Jordon Thomas and CB Jaylon Guilbeau: Memorial (1-0) got off to a strong start with a win over Port Neches-Groves last week.  The Titans will face a tougher test against #9 Barbers Hill at Eagle Stadium on Friday at 7:30 PM.

New Caney EDGE Derrick Harris Jr: The Eagles (0-1) took a loss in east Texas against Marshall last week.  The Eagles will try to get into the win column this week against Kingwood park at Turner Stadium on Friday at 7PM.

Arlington Martin linebacker Morice Blackwell: The #11 Warriors (0-1) will try to bounce back from a tough loss last week against a short-notice opponent this week.  After having a game canceled, Martin put together a last-minute meeting with The Woodlands College Park in Groesbeck on Friday at 7PM.

Katy Taylor OL Hayden Conner: The Mustangs (1-0) crushed Cypress Springs in the opener last week.  They will try to keep the winning alive against George Ranch at Legacy Stadium in Katy on Thursday at 6PM.

Hallettsville RB Jonathon Brooks: The Brahmas (3-1) are rolling following a 59-7 win over Rice last week. Brooks and his team will get two weeks off before resuming play on October 9.

Everman ATH Juan Davis: Everman (0-1) lost the opener against Graham last year.  The Bulldogs will try to get into the win column this week against Azle at Hornet Field on Friday at 7PM.

Houston Strake Jesuit OL Max Merril: The Crusaders will begin their campaign this week.  Strake JEsuit will kick off the season by hosting Houston C.E. King at Crusader Stadium on Friday at 7PM.

Jacksonville (Fla.) Bishop Kenny OL Michael Myslinski: The Crusaders (1-2) broke the losing streak last week with a win over West Nassau.  They will try to keep it moving against Jacksonville (Fla.) Ed White on Friday at 7PM.

Southlake Carroll QB Quinn Ewers: The Dragons will get things started this week in a much-anticipated season.  Carroll will face off against Rockwall-Heath at Dragon Stadium on Friday at 7:30 PM.

Lancaster WR Phaizon Wilson: The Tigers will not play this week after having a game canceled against Skyline.

 

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

You’re starting to realize that CTJ banged your wife, aren’t you? 

No. Unless Sydney is like 6’5”, he’s too short for her. 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

No. Unless Sydney is like 6’5”, he’s too short for her. 

You keep telling yourself that. No doubt in my mind he slipped her his glazed carrot

[Thiefery 4,969]

34 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does your son have a bun and run a 5.5+ 40? Just curious.

..and likes to draw up plays of 5 yard routes for 3rd and 7 situations?

[Newy25 7,638]

I just assumed ctj was a wax mustache wearing hipster who has been in jail for throwing a Molotov cocktail at a police horse in protest of his favorite craft Cider Mill being shut down. But I guess a man bun would also fit the description. 

[TexasFan21 1,275]

Mukuba to Clemson.