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I was playing playstation with Dunn when his fax machine went off in his dorm room. It was an offer from the Cincinatti Reds. He told us bye and left everything in his room. True story.

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Buster Olney is such a cunt. He just ranked the top 10 teams in MLB and didn’t have the Astros in there. 
sure Buster. The team that’s been to the ALCS 5 times in a row and WS 3 of 5, added JV and subtracted Correa (pardon me while I sob into my pillow) isn’t a top 10 team in MLB. Yeah right you dumb fucking cunt. 

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12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Buster Olney is such a cunt. He just ranked the top 10 teams in MLB and didn’t have the Astros in there. 
sure Buster. The team that’s been to the ALCS 5 times in a row and WS 3 of 5, added JV and subtracted Correa (pardon me while I sob into my pillow) isn’t a top 10 team in MLB. Yeah right you dumb fucking cunt. 

Yes.  Yes.  Let the hate flow through you. 

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On 1/12/2022 at 2:51 PM, Ichabod said:

I was playing playstation with Dunn when his fax machine went off in his dorm room. It was an offer from the Cincinatti Reds. He told us bye and left everything in his room. True story.

ahh the good old days of having a fax machine in your dorm room.

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12 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

 

Luis Baez, an 18-year old from the Dominican Republic, is one of the international free agents that the Astros are excited to sign. Standing at 6-foot-1, the outfielder is a power hitter that can hit for above average and drive in runs. One of the key areas that the Astros will focus on will be his defense. It is also important to note that Baez was the 27th ranked prospect by Baseball America.

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20 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Had to check and see, and of course one of the first comments is "Are there any American players out there?!?!?"

The comments on the FB post by the team is just chock full of similar idiocy. People bemoaning that we're becoming the "Santo Domingo Astros" or that Crane is being cheap for signing young caribbean players instead of major leaguers. Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

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1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Had to check and see, and of course one of the first comments is "Are there any American players out there?!?!?"

The comments on the FB post by the team is just chock full of similar idiocy. People bemoaning that we're becoming the "Santo Domingo Astros" or that Crane is being cheap for signing young caribbean players instead of major leaguers. Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

I think by “fanbase” you mean “human race”

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38 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Too bad I liked the Skeeters.  It will probably be something boring 

No doubt. I’m guessing the Sugar Land Stars at Constellation Field. 

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This bullshit that is going on right now is really fucking up my travel plans.  I had planned to go to the Dbacks series for my bday, and can get cheap ass flights on SWA right now for their sale....but that is only until 1/20.  I don't want to book shit without knowing for sure they are playing the games. 

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On 1/17/2022 at 10:55 AM, Storm the Field said:

SIAP, but Pena has some major swagger. Wait for the replay.

 

That was a Correa like reaction. I've been saying, go trade for Mullins or Reynolds. Pena is the guy at SS.

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3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

It has to be something space quirky like the Big Bangs, Galatics, Quasars, or Szygy

Sugar Land Isotopes

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3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Not Boras, that sucks. 

Are we still pretending that's a thing?  He currently represents Altuve, Bregman, and LMJ.

 

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6 hours ago, Scraps said:

This bullshit that is going on right now is really fucking up my travel plans.  I had planned to go to the Dbacks series for my bday, and can get cheap ass flights on SWA right now for their sale....but that is only until 1/20.  I don't want to book shit without knowing for sure they are playing the games. 

This here.

i really don’t to book a trip to the big apple in late June unless certain the Astros will be playing there then

flip side, worst case for Southwest, just book it and use a credit for another series later in the year 

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30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

That’s as controlled a swing as I’ve ever seen from him. 

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