2021-2022 Astros Offseason Thread

[tx 3 putt 78677]

I’m all for signing as many Cubans as possible 

[Ichabod 185]

I was playing playstation with Dunn when his fax machine went off in his dorm room. It was an offer from the Cincinatti Reds. He told us bye and left everything in his room. True story.

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

Buster Olney is such a cunt. He just ranked the top 10 teams in MLB and didn’t have the Astros in there. 
sure Buster. The team that’s been to the ALCS 5 times in a row and WS 3 of 5, added JV and subtracted Correa (pardon me while I sob into my pillow) isn’t a top 10 team in MLB. Yeah right you dumb fucking cunt. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Buster Olney is such a cunt. He just ranked the top 10 teams in MLB and didn’t have the Astros in there. 
sure Buster. The team that’s been to the ALCS 5 times in a row and WS 3 of 5, added JV and subtracted Correa (pardon me while I sob into my pillow) isn’t a top 10 team in MLB. Yeah right you dumb fucking cunt. 

Yes.  Yes.  Let the hate flow through you. 

[henrygandorf 29225]

On 1/12/2022 at 2:51 PM, Ichabod said:

I was playing playstation with Dunn when his fax machine went off in his dorm room. It was an offer from the Cincinatti Reds. He told us bye and left everything in his room. True story.

ahh the good old days of having a fax machine in your dorm room.

[henrygandorf 29225]

 

[WBT 20972]

Quote

Waner Luciano

veneno grande o veneno pequeno?

[tx 3 putt 78677]

12 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

 

Luis Baez, an 18-year old from the Dominican Republic, is one of the international free agents that the Astros are excited to sign. Standing at 6-foot-1, the outfielder is a power hitter that can hit for above average and drive in runs. One of the key areas that the Astros will focus on will be his defense. It is also important to note that Baez was the 27th ranked prospect by Baseball America.

[Storm the Field 5366]

20 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Had to check and see, and of course one of the first comments is "Are there any American players out there?!?!?"

The comments on the FB post by the team is just chock full of similar idiocy. People bemoaning that we're becoming the "Santo Domingo Astros" or that Crane is being cheap for signing young caribbean players instead of major leaguers. Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

 
you must not read the Astro threads much 😂😂

[Storm the Field 5366]

We need more "Murican players. I don't wanna see Altuve, Alvarez, Yuli, Garcia, Framber, and Urquidy playing with a bunch of foreigners.

[UTexasFight 9817]

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Had to check and see, and of course one of the first comments is "Are there any American players out there?!?!?"

The comments on the FB post by the team is just chock full of similar idiocy. People bemoaning that we're becoming the "Santo Domingo Astros" or that Crane is being cheap for signing young caribbean players instead of major leaguers. Goddamn our fanbase embarrasses me sometimes. 

I think by “fanbase” you mean “human race”

[henrygandorf 29225]

 

[Storm the Field 5366]

SIAP, but Pena has some major swagger. Wait for the replay.

 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Storm the Field

[Hank Chinaski 6357]

On 1/12/2022 at 3:34 PM, tx 3 putt said:

I’m all for signing as many Cubans as possible 

[Storm the Field 5366]

Astros are re-branding the Skeeters. Hosting a reveal event down in Sugar Land next Friday. 

 

 

Edited January 18, 2022 by Storm the Field

[Murfdogg21 4563]

6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Astros are re-branding the Skeeters. Hosting a reveal event down in Sugar Land next Friday. 

 

 

Colt 45s? Oilers? Astritos?

[tx 3 putt 78677]

 

[Storm the Field 5366]

[henrygandorf 29225]

On 1/17/2022 at 8:32 AM, henrygandorf said:

 

yes, i'm quoting my own post just to point out that this is not some random cowboy hater, this is the official twitter account of betmgm.  lol.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22295]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Too bad I liked the Skeeters.  It will probably be something boring 

[TonyTexas 10765]

38 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Too bad I liked the Skeeters.  It will probably be something boring 

No doubt. I’m guessing the Sugar Land Stars at Constellation Field. 

[WBT 20972]

Sugar Land Sugar Babies?

[Gourmand 7778]

It has to be something space quirky like the Big Bangs, Galatics, Quasars, or Szygy

[Murfdogg21 4563]

Sugar Land Express (not trolling yall Round Rock, just showing love to our Ken Hall back home!)

[Scraps 13799]

Sugar Land Spacemen

[Scraps 13799]

This bullshit that is going on right now is really fucking up my travel plans.  I had planned to go to the Dbacks series for my bday, and can get cheap ass flights on SWA right now for their sale....but that is only until 1/20.  I don't want to book shit without knowing for sure they are playing the games. 

[HtownHorn 15235]

On 1/17/2022 at 10:55 AM, Storm the Field said:

SIAP, but Pena has some major swagger. Wait for the replay.

 

That was a Correa like reaction. I've been saying, go trade for Mullins or Reynolds. Pena is the guy at SS.

[Js1 87181]

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

It has to be something space quirky like the Big Bangs, Galatics, Quasars, or Szygy

Sugar Land Isotopes

[YChang 3569]

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sugar Land Isotopes

That… would be awesome

[Gourmand 7778]

Space Cowboys!! Lol

 

I was so close. Should've gone with Syzygy.

Edited January 19, 2022 by Gourmand

[Saint Tacky 1647]

Correa just hired Scott Boras

[WBT 20972]

wtf?

[Planet Houston 4950]

I think it’s pretty funny in that minor league quirkiness kinda way. 

Not Boras, that sucks. 

[tx 3 putt 78677]

 

[WBT 20972]

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Not Boras, that sucks. 

Are we still pretending that's a thing?  He currently represents Altuve, Bregman, and LMJ.

 

[TonyTexas 10765]

I guess the mascot’s name will be Maurice. 

Edited January 19, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Planet Houston 4950]

23 minutes ago, WBT said:

Are we still pretending that's a thing?  He currently represents Altuve, Bregman, and LMJ.

 

And that’s fair

[tx 3 putt 78677]

26 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess the mascot’s name will be Maurice. 

[Smax 3800]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess the mascot’s name will be Maurice. 

 

Make it happen

[Scraps 13799]

[UTexasFight 9817]

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

This bullshit that is going on right now is really fucking up my travel plans.  I had planned to go to the Dbacks series for my bday, and can get cheap ass flights on SWA right now for their sale....but that is only until 1/20.  I don't want to book shit without knowing for sure they are playing the games. 

This here.

i really don’t to book a trip to the big apple in late June unless certain the Astros will be playing there then

flip side, worst case for Southwest, just book it and use a credit for another series later in the year 

[kevwun 16438]

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

He can Cadillac a homer like no one I have ever seen.

[TonyTexas 10765]

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Swing like a crazy person in case you hit it.

That’s as controlled a swing as I’ve ever seen from him. 

Edited January 19, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Storm the Field 5366]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

We're gonna get sued by Daft Punk

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

We're gonna get sued by Daft Punk

Maybe we'll Get Lucky.

[TejasPedro 1917]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

They Jettisoned the Skeet Skeet into the night sky. 

[Tylerocks 2603]

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The Gangsters of Glove?

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

2 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

The Gangsters of Glove?

Or the Pompatuses of Glove...Or should that be Pompati?