[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[ruitxn 295]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So how does this work? Usually we dominate the fuck out and get our ass kicked. Since we ducked dog shit is there a reverse? Or is 3rd qtr of doom coming and we are gonna be shittier 

Campbell and players think they have us just where they want us

[JimmyJames 12271]

7 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

At this point I’m ready to give the damn monkey a chance.  
 

Slander will not be tolerated!

[alphahorn 1637]

13 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

The late whistles have contributed to all these extra curricular.

and our fumble

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what are we all drinkin? 

Skipped the alcohol and went straight to weed.

[SubliminalHorn 6673]

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

[JimmyJames 12271]

7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what are we all drinkin? 

Whiskey. Then wine. Hoping I don’t have to switch back.

[Bevo Num1 1004]

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

The brides at that wedding have more balls than this team.

[TexArcher 37508]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Who gives a shit, pics?

[RamjetFDO 10554]

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

More than the lesbians do.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

I will say this.

 

compared the pitbull real good time commercials, these fansville commercials are eleventy billion times better than that. 

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Way more than either of them do. 

@RamjetFDO asshole beat me to it.

Edited November 7, 2021 by ztejas

[Fletch 5799]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

It makes watching this team a lot funnier 

[alphahorn 1637]

When tosu announced ewers wasn't making the travel squad he should have dropped out and enrolled and he could have started this week

[dcar00 14030]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Yeah, I’ve seen him miss those passes too. And so have you. Both QBs are underperforming… get your panties out of a bunch. Casey shit the bed multiple times this season. 

Casey has had his moments on deep balls and looked pretty damn good against OU.  Card has missed 4 now ark twice and here.  Card's have all been overthrown.  

Casey needed to be replaced tonight, hopefully Card has some "OU moments".

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I'm celebrating winning the first half in Ames

 

That redhead reminds me of Alex Tanner 

[Enemy07 281]

9 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

anyone have a stream for the game?

 

Sportssurge.net

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

More than lesbians do.  
 

[Thatguy 8492]

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Yeah, I’ve seen him miss those passes too. And so have you. Both QBs are underperforming… get your panties out of a bunch. Casey shit the bed multiple times this season. 

   I don't give a fuck about either guy. Just pointing out he can't hit anything consistently past 15 yards.

[ztejas 43262]

Just now, alphahorn said:

When tosu announced ewers wasn't making the travel squad he should have dropped out and enrolled and he could have started this week

Im not premed but I dont think thats how that works. 

[Ron Swanson 176]

9 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

anyone have a stream for the game?

 

This is working for me:

https://apps.stream2watch.sx/video/iowa-state-vs-texas-2021-11-06-23-30-00

 

[Txslnghrns 1351]

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Can you watch this later tho?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10139]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Way more than either of them do. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Shocked that these shit refs have called anything on ISU. More amazed they haven’t hit us with a good half a dozen holding calls for good measure.
 

Iowa state ain’t OU

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

I think some of y'all forget which team Subliminal plays for

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Welp it’s about time gents. Let the shit show commence 

[LTtxfan 48962]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Now that might better a better contest to attend tonight...

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

I didn’t think we’d have a halftime lead to blow. Oh well, this will definitely be blown. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

Are they. Hot? Or the kind that look like guys?

[hookem48 4631]

11 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

anyone have a stream for the game?

 

ourqbsuck.com

[Horn Dog 9671]

Here we go.  2nd half magic on its way!

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

schooler talking shit after a 3 yard gain

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

44 yard passing hahahah

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Im not premed but I dont think thats how that works. 

be a solution guy

[Yankee 39]

Schooler seems to be playing a lot better today.

[Horn80 6075]

Ole Schooler

[nineliveslost 2710]

great open field tackle by schooler

 

[sith_horn 2369]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Casey has had his moments on deep balls and looked pretty damn good against OU.  Card has missed 4 now ark twice and here.  Card's have all been overthrown.  

Casey needed to be replaced tonight, hopefully Card has some "OU moments".

In Card's defense, he hasn't started in forever. Maybe his rudder will get a little more steady with more reps.

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I think some of y'all forget which team Subliminal plays for

He's a gooner fan?

If you're referring to his sexuality I couldn't care less. 

[mdmost 42844]

Texas run defense was only allowing 3.2 ypc in the first half. What a world we find ourselves in. 

[TexArcher 37508]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

great open field tackle by schooler

 

He should retire now that he has a career highlight.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

we have a better chance of stopping 3rd and 2  vs 3rd and 7 

[Covri 6231]

Did someone say lesbians?

 

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I think some of y'all forget which team Subliminal plays for

Iowa State?

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

52 tackled us

[Radical Larry 28528]

 

Wow, it's a Schooler!

[ztejas 43262]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

be a solution guy

I've been trying to be more process-oriented. 

[Stunns38 3357]

I think some of y'all forget which team Subliminal plays for

[Bullneck 18987]

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

We still suck.  Who caught the bouquet?

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m at a lesbian wedding and can’t watch the game. Do we still suck 

watching our game is like watching a lesbian wedding.  Lots of pussies everywhere.

[AUS-97HORN 11672]

like i said... we cant stop 3rd and long.