[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[dcar00 14207]

here we go.  no adjustments on our side.  we've got 3 guys in tite and they just pitch it outside.  maybe we could come out in a different front and confuse them. nope we jsut do the same shit and they adjust.  its fucking maddening.  all our plan ever is is do the same shit all game.  this is why we get buttfucked in the 2nd half.  it isn't the players.

[THUJONE 4550]

OMG lololol what the fuck

[D3zii 3680]

Foster and Schooler in the back end are a deadly combination 

 

literally  

Edited November 7, 2021 by D3zii

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

Why are we having designed runs for card?

[Yankee 39]

Is it whiskey time yet?

[Blackcat00 759]

Josh Thompson lolly gagging and confused on the long pass. 

 

Schooler looks like a D3 safety on the option. We are fucked. 

[Enemy07 289]

A QB run. Really?!

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

How bad must the safetys be behind Schooler? Jesus

Guys must be missing a leg or an arm.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

There truly isn’t a starter in this defense that would make the roster in any D1 program right now 

[The Ace of Aces 5183]

Yea this game is over. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Card is not the answer.

[cabowabo 4484]

We fucking suck dick. 

[hookem48 4687]

damn Majors, grab the guy and go towards the first down, not backwards

[Pancho 44800]

Fucking terrible.

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

i love it.

 

every fucking time we give up the lead we start off with a a 3 and out.

 

every fucking time. 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh no, they’re hot

My phone is acting up. Cuz pics aren’t loading 

[THUJONE 4550]

OMG Card is a clown car inside a clown car. 

 

[TommyGufano 6021]

Card seems nebbish

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Card is garbage.

[C-Man 27225]

[utee94 15823]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

here we go.  no adjustments on our side.  we've got 3 guys in tite and they just pitch it outside.  maybe we could come out in a different front and confuse them. nope we jsut do the same shit and they adjust.  its fucking maddening.  all our plan ever is is do the same shit all game.  this is why we get buttfucked in the 2nd half.  it isn't the players.

Nah it's the players too.  They're all shitty.

[immamac 42850]

This team is just bad. 

[KCHorn 36]

We have 3 running backs that could start at a lot of schools, why the fuck would we run the quarterback ever?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Pack it up. And we don't have a QB now. We get worse every game. 

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Oh lord. This is bad.

[nineliveslost 2759]

I have actually stopped drinking and getting something to eat. 

THis game has sucked all the happiness out of my buzz

[perfectchaos007 6642]

3 and out. yep we're in the 2nd half

[TexArcher 37774]

Our offensive line is so bad that it looks like the defense has 14 guys on the field.

[troph 24796]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12199]

And why the fuck do we keep not playing K-Rob? Dude hussles his ass off on ST. 

 

Card doing Card things, I see. 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

This is the dog shit we draw up at half time. 

[UDontKnow 10445]

We have no legitimate QBs on this team.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Look at the bright side.  If we keep losing we will at least get a better draft pick.  Right?

[FOXHOUND 1021]

Tell Roschon to take his gloves off and just take snaps at QB. 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Sark’s 3rd quarter offensive game plans are worse than anything we have seen in the last 25 years. 

[Rip76 4928]

The towel is thrown in fellas.

[Steelers Roll Left 1172]

The 2nd half adjustments have been made…..

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh no, they’re hot

Prove it!

[ztejas 43441]

Why do I believe? 

[F250 28775]

lulz this team is horrible.

[taybo20 2825]

This team sucks ass. The OL just gets beat by any random rusher 

[InkaUtexas 25938]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh no, they’re hot

Rules...... 

[Honeysucklerose 989]

We have 0 quarterbacks. We are the richest program in America and have 0 quarterbacks

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

On the bright side, we aren’t waiting for the 4th quarter to implode.  We got that going for us.  

[Newy25 7668]

So, who do we have left to try? Wright? 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Why do I believe? 

You’re kind of stupid.

[Handcruser 2805]

We have 3 running backs that could start at a lot of schools, why the fuck would we run the quarterback ever?

Because it’s an effective strategy when your OL sucks.

[FloridaHorn 4755]

Whoever coined the phrase “when you have 2 QBs you have none.” Was spot fucking on.

[naija 2854]

dawning on Sark that he walked into a multi-year project and he might not make it through all of it

[hookem48 4687]

Card could be the worst qb ever but what the fuck was he supposed to do there?