[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[UDontKnow 10,442]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

OMG Card is a clown car inside a clown car. 

 

Would be all the more glorious in MS Paint.

[ztejas 43,414]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Sark’s 3rd quarter offensive game plans are worse than anything we have seen in the last 25 years. 

Dumbest post of the thread in the clubhouse.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,182]

Bama is gonna put 100 on us next year. At the half. 

[DFW Horn 6,123]

Hudson "Checkdown" Card 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,189]

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

He’s asshole.

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

Just now, utee94 said:

Nah it's the players too.  They're all shitty.

Its everyone. The whole school, Austin, AD, President, Coaches, Players, Fans. We all fucking suck. 

[Hook1997 5,351]

Well we tried Card and he still can’t handle pressure at all and our second half oline is shit, can we go back now or put in Roshon? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Blackcat00 759]

Turning this bullshit off. This team is full of pussies. 

[orangebird 1,079]

22 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what are we all drinkin? 

Truly Holiday Seltzers, trying to watch my calories.  They taste like ass, not unlike our QB play this game.

[Bevo Num1 1,011]

[LTtxfan 49,148]

1st Texas offensive series 2nd half....

• 3 and out

[Real Papi 988]

WTF happened to the genius game plan?  Need this defense to grow some balls.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

When does UTSA-UTEP game begin?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Just now, naija said:

dawning on Sark that he walked into a multi-year project and he might not make it through all of it

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Okay, cool. Hook ‘Em. Cowboys game at Noon tomorrow. I don’t give a shit what happens here. 

Thank you.  For some reason I had it in my head it was at 3PM.  With everything going on at my house this weekend, my dumbass would have tuned in at 3.

[Horn80 6,114]

Just now, Newy25 said:

So, who do we have left to try? Wright? 

RJ.  At least he wants to win.

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

Card also sucks.

[dcar00 14,159]

card is awful as well.

I think we can stop all the players talk.  this coaching staff sucks and is getting beat at halftime EVERY FUCKING WEEK!

[stork642 4,498]

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Whoever coined the phrase “when you have 2 QBs you have none.” Was spot fucking on.

More like when you oline sucks nothing else matters.  

[KCHorn 36]

Because it’s an effective strategy when your OL sucks.

Clearly not very effective.

[taybo20 2,825]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Our offensive line is so bad that it looks like the defense has 14 guys on the field.

Seriously. Defense only has to rush 3 and they disrupt every fucking thing. It’s fucking embarrassing. Just straight pay players and take the stance that winning is more important than anything. Until then, we will suck ass

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,230]

Guess Sark shut everything up who was asking for Card....

[OU Sucks 8,798]

Just now, Newy25 said:

So, who do we have left to try? Wright? 

Go back to Casey.  Hope he remembered how to throw within a WR's zip code during his time off.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

It's just comical at this point. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,598]

This game is 10-7 and feels like 4th quarter of the Arky game

[ztejas 43,414]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

You’re kind of stupid.

Youth checks both boxes there. 

[bschoolprof 6,252]

turtle tom>>sark.

This team is pure dogshit.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Where’s this “decent talent” hiding?

[TexArcher 37,771]

So if both of our quarterbacks are AIDS level awful and we have K Robinson for second string running back, is there any good reason we haven't given Roschon another shot at QB?

[hookem48 4,687]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Hudson "Checkdown" Card 

 

but that was a good thing in the first half

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,182]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Hudson "Clown Car" Card 

 

Fify

[Brandywine 1,316]

This team just gets worse every week. Card is bad, Casey is bad, offensive line is really bad. The season can’t end fast enough. 

[alphahorn 1,637]

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Schooler is the worst kind of player. He's 24 and still doesn't know how to play the game 

Brewer and Brock, say, "hold my beer"

[Horn80 6,114]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Fish rots at the head.

[THUJONE 4,550]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

Narrator: No.

[TexasBeta 1,261]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Schooler may be the worst player that has ever stepped on the field for Texas.  I'm not exaggerating.  

I spent the last 5 min thinking about this.. Like surely there are worse players who have started for Texas.. can't think of one. Well done.. 

 

Scratch that - I will go w/ Scott Derry.. maybe Bret Robin. 

[gaspar 102]

I predict this gets a lot worse in this second half. We about to get rolled. 

Edited November 7, 2021 by gaspar

[LTtxfan 49,148]

[Bullneck 19,073]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And why the fuck do we keep not playing K-Rob? Dude hussles his ass off on ST. 

 

Card doing Card things, I see. 

Now you're talking.

[Nivek 16,923]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

We have no legitimate QBs on this team.

No QB can work with 0 seconds until people are in his face.  Iowa State is just slapping our no-line out of the way.  

 

[CooterBrown 18,004]

So, who do we have left to try? Wright? 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

Just now, TexArcher said:

So if both of our quarterbacks are AIDS level awful and we have K Robinson for second string running back, is there any good reason we haven't given Roschon another shot at QB?

Has K Robinson even played the last 2 weeks? 

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Welp 17-7 coming up 

[ChickenNuggets 1,623]

About done with this fucking carnival cruise commercial….

[texastroubadour 1,210]

We have 0 quarterbacks. We are the richest program in America and have 0 quarterbacks

And no O line
No D line
No linebackers
And…


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[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Just now, THUJONE said:

Narrator: No.

We are regressing.  How is that not coaching? 

[ATXbronco 4,062]

jeez I just tried to sign up for SlingTV so I could stream FS1 Longhorns game and they wanted $70/month.  

Do I look like I have monkey money?!?!

[mdmost 43,001]

You have Bjian and Roshcon and you run it with the green QB? Is it any wonder why we collapse in the 2nd half?

Edited November 7, 2021 by mdmost

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

We have decent talent. This is all coaching. 

we have 3 players on the whole damn team

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

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