[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[troph 24,905]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Shoulder looks fucked. Voodoo doll for sure on this program.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,065]

I'm more of a blame the players guy right now.  That being said, two games in a row with "offensive coaching" geniuses completely shitting the bed - Harsin, then Sark.

[Sgt Hulk 13,833]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

Well yah see ….. fuck it I got nothing 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,781]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Collins hurt, great.

First time I heard his name …

[Tex48 840]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

Yes that is the game plan.  Sark is true mastermind of offense

[hookem48 4,702]

3 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

When you have a speedy game changer like that you put him on punt block.


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hasn't he blocked a punt and had another one called back because he jumped offsides?

[ClubWhatever 12,154]

Now PK gets to play Jett Bush as much as his heart desires 

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

Any random starting LB in the MAC could lead our team in tackles. He'd only have to average 1 per quarter.

There's really no excuse for such poor D. I know we don't have great talent or speed, but we have zero recognition of developing plays and are incapable of tackling anyone in space. You'd think we'd at least be playing smarter from week to week, but there's no sign of that yet. Flush the lines. 

[Godzillatron 292]

Missed hold on the interior there

Foes with the missed double- team hold that sprung Purdy on the mast play. But I'm done complaining about the refs, because we don't deserve nice things

[FloridaHorn 4,769]

Maybe he just fell asleep during this snooze fest

[alphahorn 1,637]

another 5 years down the drain

[THUJONE 4,550]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

Here's my fb knowledge: you have to have an ol that blocks for longer than .25 seconds. 

[GTX Horn 1,710]

Our use of Keilan (or lack thereof) is borderline criminal. Especially considering the lack of weapons and speed outside of Bijan and Worthy

[BrickHorn 18,273]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense?

Sorry. Despite my extensive knowledge about Facebook, I still have no clue what we’re attempting to do on offense.

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

I deperately want just ONE of our numerous Longhorn reports to finally say fuck it and ask Sark the hard question.

 

which very simply is.    for 4 straight games you have had the lead to start the 2nd half and all 4 games your opponent drove for a TD on their first drive.

 

how is it that every team can scheme for your defense, but your offense cant sceme for their defense?

[ztejas 43,528]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

We don't have a QB or an OL. Whatever we're attempting to do is shot from the beginning.

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

Fuck it


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[Nivek 16,977]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Can anyone with more fb knowledge than me tell me what we’re actually attempting to do on offense? Because it looks like we have no fucking game plan and no options beyond handing it to 5 or getting sacked. 

monkey fucking a football /no banks

[alphahorn 1,637]

Fucking Bush in the game. We are Montana St.

[nineliveslost 2,794]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm more of a blame the players guy right now.  That being said, two games in a row with "offensive coaching" geniuses completely shitting the bed - Harsin, then Sark.

i hear you but man do we have pl;ayers just not executing. Line cant block, QB cant throw, receivers can catch...fuck it 

[F250 28,814]

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

God we are made of glass. 

[hookem48 4,702]

what a team of pussies, just getting thrown around

[TexArcher 38,021]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So we aren't going to lose at home to Kansas right? 

Nah, I think Beard will have us rolling by then.

[THUJONE 4,550]

Oh fuck me. 

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

Looks like getting a QB in the portal is a must this off-season.   Along with 3-5 OL.  Should be easy, right?

[dcar00 14,342]

you are fucking kidding me.

[Surly Bevo 25,137]

Our pass rush has Face AIDS

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

Just now, THUJONE said:

Here's my fb knowledge: you have to have an ol that blocks for longer than .25 seconds. 

show me on the replay where any of them actually "block" ?    they really are there because we have to have 7 on the LOS. 

[naija 2,869]

why is their QB injuring our DL?

[Sir Ulrich 5,188]

Can we get 1 sack before this game is over? 

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

Someone call 911

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,351]

Starting to think S&c really IS a problem

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,781]

Another of our out of shape fat fucks injured …

[Sgt Hulk 13,833]

Lmfao they tried to blitz looked like monkeys fucking a football playing patty cake. 

[CooterBrown 18,022]

Can we get 1 sack before this game is over? 

Do we have a sack this
Season?

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

Safety upcoming

[Radical Larry 28,660]

12-7 coming up.

[InkaUtexas 26,068]

safety coming up? 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,833]

No team should ever punt to us 

[NOOBSDUDE 591]

hasn't he blocked a punt and had another one called back because he jumped offsides?

Yea he’s good there but I’m joking. They should be utilizing more than that.


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[LTtxfan 49,330]

                    TEXAS!!!

                       FIGHT!!!

[Surly Bevo 25,137]

I’m sure we can drive this 96 yards

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

Card gonna get sacked for a safety here

[THUJONE 4,550]

So our D is actually still playing well (time check, third quarter). But this is the series. This offensive series right here. If we go three and out or don't score, it's game.

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

So we aren't going to lose at home to Kansas right? 

No promises

[Yankee 39]

Casey or Card come out?

[Pam Cummings 9,654]

We're so fucking fucked

[stork642 4,498]

Defense is playing great. 

[ClubWhatever 12,154]

Let’s see. 

no QB

fat slow and weak up front

unathletic safeties