[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

He missed the foul play calling. That is now accepted. 

[Dogfishhead 100]

We look like one of the worst teams in the country. TWO offensive penalties declined and our O Line looks like dogshit with scared incapable QB


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[UDontKnow 10445]

Just now, alphahorn said:

Fuck either Casey or Wright, I've seen enough of this shit

Wright?

[utee94 15823]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Card is awful.  I think I'd put Casey back in if he's not hurt.

It don't make a shit.  We're fooked either way.

[cabowabo 4484]

Fuck it…put Thompson back in. 

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Card is so bad. 

where the fuck was he going to throw the ball?

[pops 6985]

Has there ever been a bigger 3 point lead in the history of the game? 

[Lhorn 4913]

Lol. Both teams had the ball on their own 1. They didn’t score but they moved the ball.  And we got Dicker punting From the stands. 

[GreenspointTexas 9601]

They are DOMINATING us wjth a 3 man rush

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Will we even have a recruiting class other than Will Stone and Lance St. Louis?

[THUJONE 4550]

OMG broadcast is playing Brass Monkey. 

[CooterBrown 18012]

Brass Monkey. Nice.

[D3zii 3678]

Coming to grips that we really aren’t a good team 

[bad_teammate 13195]

Just now, Bodowned said:

Hudson Card sucks even more than Casey. It’s fucking unreal that our QBs can’t hit a guy at the top of their drops, even in a clean pocket (which is a rarity).

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

As bad as Casey has been. I've seen enough of Card this season to not need to see anymore

[TommyGufano 6021]

So uh... Back to Thompson? Charles Wright?

[HtownHorn 14681]

Charlie Wright time.

[troph 24793]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Our offense is broke. Pic 6 or scoop and score the only way we get the lead again.

Bubba Jacques baby!! 

[F250 28774]

When the staff and players get back to campus. Do this to them for the rest of the school year.

[TexArcher 37774]

College football used to be my favorite sport.  Now it fucking sucks.  And by "now," I mean for like a dozen years.

[Gidnik 3269]

So sick of struggling against these shit teams

[aureliano buendia 6]

Soft soft soft … everything about this program.  Maybe we can implode the chuck e cheese SEZ and restore the view of downtown so I have something to look at on Saturdays.

[BoosterAndrews 113]

They just played BrASS Monkey! I wonder why LOL

Edited November 7, 2021 by BoosterAndrews

[FloridaHorn 4755]

Well, they did play a little Brass Monkey for Gia.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

FS1 giving banks a shout-out with brass monkey going to commercial. Awesome 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Somewhere … Tom Herman is laughing his ass off.

[FOXHOUND 1021]

17-7 incoming

[GreenspointTexas 9601]

Lolol they playing “brass monkey” on the broadcast when talking about special teams

[TX Wing Fan 132]

Charles Wright time

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Shit, I'd take Charles Wright right about now 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Will we even have a recruiting class other than Will Stone and Lance St. Louis?

Good porn name team. 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Welp. Shutting this shit show off this is the 4th game in a row I shut off lol 

[TheBryMan81 2509]

Lol Fox Sports playing Brass Monkey going to commercial

Edited November 7, 2021 by TheBryMan81

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

They are DOMINATING us wjth a 3 man rush

Borderline Erotic approach

[Lat22 4014]

Throw the goddamned ball Card. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Get Card out of there. He's about to shit his pants from being terrified.

[FloridaHorn 4755]

I could use an emotional support monkey right now.

[Wishbone 4760]

Fuck it. Put Roschon in at QB.

Edited November 7, 2021 by Wishbone

[nineliveslost 2759]

We are being laughed at 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Just now, CooterBrown said:

Brass Monkey. Nice.

[ATXbronco 4065]

Did these fuckers just play Beasty Boys Brass Monkey!?!

 

thats so awesome

[Steelers Roll Left 1172]

Brass F’in Monkey…….genius….

[Deej 76787]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Card has no ability to make a pass. He just won’t. He should have his scholarship pulled. He’s that fucking bad. What’s the point of being a QB if you won’t throw the ball?

Classic overrated  Lake Travis QB. 

[FOXHOUND 1021]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

They are DOMINATING us wjth a 3 man rush

Could you imagine what Ndamakong Suh would do to this line? 

[HtownHorn 14681]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

They are DOMINATING us wjth a 3 man rush

Easy to do when your QBs hold the ball.

[Mo Horn 8837]

We pen them at the 1 on a punt and they drive to midfield and flip the field. They pin us at the 5 and we go the and out and they get it at the 50. This season in a nutshell

[Yankee 39]

Iowa Whiskey: it’s not very good but will still knock me on my ass

[GreenspointTexas 9601]

Like i said, doesnt matter who our qb is

 

he still has to play with that shit OL and  no WRs

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Y’all bitching about Sark, are you actually watching the game?  I am as pissed as anyone on this thread but we try to let Card or Casey pass and they suck and miss the open guy or the Oline gets blown up.  We try to run and the Oline gets blown up.  This has nothing to do with coaching.  Those of you that think Herman would have this team playing better are on crack.  We lack talent across the board.  FURK!!!!!!!

[dcar00 14194]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

where the fuck was he going to throw the ball?

dude, he sucks.  he's the same scared QB we saw shit the bed in the Ark game.  I wanted him in to see if something would change.  he's awful.