[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Funk Doctor Spock 12199]

Y'all think if we still had Herman we would have gotten Ewers? He committed to Herman after all 

[coachherman'sgrill 2105]

Anyone seen the new Dune? I'm weighing my options for what else to watch.

It was pretty good. Turn off the lights if you watch it because the cinematography is awesome.

[ztejas 43441]

They're playing Mo Bamba while beating our asses. This is close to a new low. 

[Blackcat00 759]

Just now, bullet said:

Who is responsible for telling the returners to take it out of the end zone and pin us inside the 20?  NOBODY returns out of the end zone unless its the 4th quarter and you're behind.

Mr Pole Assassin. 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

This whole team needs to place themselves in the transfer portal.    Except Worthy.   He stays. 

[dcar00 14207]

10 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

where was he going to throw the ball?

nowhere because he doesn't throw the ball.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

[Pancho 44800]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

fuck it, this season is over. Basketball starts next Saturday.  Let's kick Gonzaga's ass.

Basketball starts Tuesday. 

[TenCarryTom 398]

Our team is full of quitters with no heart. 

[TwiceHorn 31470]

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

You think this is good coaching?  

CDC.

[UDontKnow 10445]

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

are we even trying?

[LTtxfan 49186]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Bunch of fucking losers

Yeah, gotta a bunch of softies on this team...

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

1 minute ago, KCHorn said:

I can’t even really be mad at the defense at this point. They have to be fucking exhausted when the offense goes 3 and out every goddam drive.

Screw that, they're quitting too

[closetohumping 17442]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I hope he loses to Kansas and fire his ass instead of this shit for several more years. 

Even if that happens he’s still here

[Steelers Roll Left 1172]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

We won 4 games so yeah, 4 and 8. 

Nah, schedule gets softer.  This is the part of the script where we reel off 3 or 4 wins against pushovers, win The Alamo Bowl creating an off-season of false expectations

[Blotto 23508]

my body is ready....

[B00M 6416]

Card is broken, so that's cool

[The Ace of Aces 5183]

Just now, Lat22 said:

You think it’s bad now, wait until the recruits start jumping ship. It’s coming. 

These players were mostly all 4 or 5 star recruits. Does it matter? 

[Blackcat00 759]

Just now, Lat22 said:

You think it’s bad now, wait until the recruits start jumping ship. It’s coming. 

Fuck it. The basketball team and baseball team are legit. This is just gettin gold. Football is fucked for awhile

[Nivek 16929]

Is this the gorilla boofing I heard about?   Or monkey fucking.

 

[BrazilHorn 6605]

Good news is we can get new “Murderers Row” shirts made with Vandy,Kentucky & S. Carolina on them. 
 

[Guadaloopy 10970]

[Handcruser 2805]

Charlie couldn’t figure out how to fix things - for whatever reason.

Sark can’t figure out how to fix things - for whatever reason.

Results are similar. Change is needed.

Does anyone watching seriously think “yep….Hes the man for the job”?

[Stunns38 3460]

Herman’s teams always fought to the end. This team has a lot of quit in them. Doesn’t bode well for Sark, even if he gets his players. To regress like this doesn’t look good for Sark.

[52-80 19157]

since we're allowed to pay players now, can we just save the $4M salary and hand it to some 5* kids?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

We need the death penalty and to try to start over after a 3 year reset

[bullet 1597]

4 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

I understand why Card got put in, but please take him out now.

 

Casey needs to learn to throw it to open guys.

Card needs to learn to throw it period.  He holds until he gets sacked, even when he sees it coming.

[TwiceHorn 31470]

So, it would appear that the staff has lost the team.

Is it possible that the team is so shitty that that is largely irrelevant?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12199]

Well in all fairness, if Bijan were running against our defense he would have 500 yards and 8 tds 

[Ultimate Failure 61]

total yardage: ISU 364, UT 113

JFC

[closetohumping 17442]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Nah, schedule gets softer.  This is the part of the script where we reel off 3 or 4 wins against pushovers, win The Alamo Bowl creating an off-season of false expectations

Tom herman ain’t walking through that door

[FOXHOUND 1021]

Herman's teams were retarded but I never saw them get pushed around like this. Everybody not named Worthy, Bijan, and Roschon are playing like scared pussies out there. 

[hookem48 4687]

Bijan getting outrushed by someone on the other team 4 straight games, we have the worst oline in the country

[Sal 1088]

Guys, we don't have anything to worry about - Del Conte's got this! We're going to start winning more games once he gets us some circus clowns to blow up balloons at Smokey's Midway and allow even more kids to run across the field. 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Still in striking distance? No one has been in striking distance on our side all night. 

[dcar00 14207]

this team is poorly coached.  Charlie-like.

[TexArcher 37774]

You know it's bad when we hit an 8-yard pass and the defense is pissed because it's the biggest play we've gotten all night.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Cards back.... I'm out. See y'all in bball threads

[Goredho 17406]

Holy shit. We are the fucking Nebraska of Nebraska.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

my body is ready....

Saving his RS …

[Lhorn 4913]

Fucking fire this entire staff and if the buyout hurts, hire Traylor and his staff.  
 

Any of you fucks still find Sark’s press conferences and post games to be “refreshing.”  

[ztejas 43441]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

These players were mostly all 4 or 5 star recruits. Does it matter? 

Name one 5 star we've had on the field tonight. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

This team has no leadership. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Is this the gorilla boofing I heard about?   Or monkey fucking.
 

Oh... we're the boofees and not the boofers.

[cabowabo 4484]

Everything is gonna be fine. We just need to get to the SEC.

[Duane Moore 5237]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Y'all think if we still had Herman we would have gotten Ewers? He committed to Herman after all 

He also decommitted from Herman

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

Holy shit we got a first down. Incredible. 

[bullet 1597]

4 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Anyone seen the new Dune? I'm weighing my options for what else to watch.

If its like the books or the other Dune movie, its about as painful as watching this.

[utee94 15823]

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Is our women's volleyball team still undefeated?  Maybe I should check on that.

sigh

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Still in striking distance? No one has been in striking distance on our side all night. 

We just need to quadruple our point total in 1/3 as many minutes.