[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Bullneck 19,089]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We have 20 yards in the 2nd half

WE only need 3 touchdowns to take the lead!

[4th&Five 41,550]

 

[Poe It Up 126]

Show mercy Cyclones, please. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

It’s ducking hilarious how fucking shitty sark is in the second half. Just need better players!

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

UTSA vs UTEP starting on ESPN News 

[dcar00 14,206]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Yeah, this guy won’t last 4. 

one can only hope.  

[phdhorn 6,224]

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

That was last night. We lost 3-1 tonight. First loss of season


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Uh... Being a basketball school is not so bad?

[DanTheHorn 4,925]

What is Steve Sarkisian saying to his team as he calls them over? What a cluster fuck guys you let me down. POS.

[troph 24,796]

Announcers saying the game is still in doubt desperately trying to keep ratings

[bullet 1,597]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This is so bad, I'm about to go into the other room with my wife and watch the TN game with Beth Mowans announcing.

NO!!!!  NOT MOWANS???!!!!!

 

Have you thought about pouring a couple of shots?

[Horn80 6,121]

Just now, ztejas said:

Someone said they lost?

Well, at least they have first rate coach.

[D3zii 3,680]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

i'd love an 8-5 (7-2) season right about now

We definitely took those for granted 

[theaveragejon 988]

Why is Schooler on the field. 

[FloridaHorn 4,755]

Looks like Overshown might have sprained his give a damn.

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

31-7 incoming

[SarksJuggs 1,106]

We have the slowest defense in the history of football. 

[texastroubadour 1,210]

Someone said they lost?

We won last night. Lost tonight


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[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

4 minutes ago, BoosterAndrews said:

It’s all good y’all cause what really matters is social media engagement, pregame fashion shows, and bling bling.  WE GOOD.

Maybe next year the surl should pool its NIL money for the deep snapper.  Might be as effective as paying these worthless TEs.

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[Steelers Roll Left 1,172]

10 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This team isn’t winning shit in Morgantown. 

That’s why I said 3 or 4 wins ; )

[millhouse 2,604]

On the plus side, we have the head coach Grimm reaper of KState still on the schedule 

[UTEE97 3,521]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

i'd love an 8-5 (7-2) season right about now

We never recovered from the mess Mack created. We let him stay 2-3 years too long and we are still paying for it.

[ATXhorn17 1,617]

Are Pole Assassin and Gia dancing for the coaches during half time? WTF are they doing in the locker room 

[naija 2,854]

can we run the clock and get to the press conference?

[Guitarman 28]

Maybe if Sark started drinking again...

[closetohumping 17,442]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Someone said they lost?

[bullet 1,597]

Just now, theaveragejon said:

Why is Schooler on the field. 

He's the only one making open field tackles?

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

Looks like bijan is done

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

Bijan is gone and I don't blame him. He'd be Heisman front runner on any other team in the top 15

[Helobious 9,453]

Bijan is asking himself why he was dumb enough to come here. 

[closetohumping 17,442]

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

We have the slowest defense in the history of football. 

They may be slow but at least they don’t tackle well

[hobbes2702 13,033]

7 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

This looks so much like a Strong team. 

It’s worse than that 

[phdhorn 6,224]

This is about when I'd tell my team that they can just go ahead and stick it out and orange slices and capri suns are waiting for them on the sidelines. and give little plastic game balls to everybody.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

I’d rather be at astroworld. 

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

It’s hard to imagine how we could become a bigger joke in CFB.  

[theaveragejon 988]

Just now, bullet said:

He's the only one making open field tackles?

Is he….? 

[Fastbreak 3,985]

Let’s stop with the Sark is an offensive genius talk. Once again, even Major Applewhite looked good with Bama talent. A genius makes lemonade out of lemons. Sark just eats the seeds…

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Bijan is gone and I don't blame him. He'd be Heisman front runner on any other team in the top 15

Bet he portals out.  I would. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

UTSA vs UTEP starting on ESPN News 

Thank-you … adios mofos!

[Gidnik 3,269]

We’ve had bad teams the last 10 years but I don’t remember us ever having a team that quits every week like this one

[DanTheHorn 4,925]

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Announcers saying the game is still in doubt desperately trying to keep ratings

It will never be in doubt after Sark goes down 10. He has never come back down 10.

[deadshank 24,653]

Fundamentally unsound

Can’t block, can’t tackle, can’t catch, can’t cover

Gutless quitters

No desire

Coaching doesn’t make adjustments 

No accountability

Terrible

Laughingstock

We’re Texas!

All gas, no brakes

What starts here changes the world

We’re baaaaaa-ack!

 

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

Overshown with the broken leg

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

31-7 coming on the way to 45-7

[Burt 4,080]

Don't worry guys. I've read on this board that things will get better once we're in the SEC.

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Why would any recruit with options come to this dumpster fire?

[MrBig 5,398]

Jeff needs to bring that monkey around because we all need that emotional support.

[Horn Dog 9,855]

26 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

[SarksJuggs 1,106]

Down 17 and DB’s still 10 yards off 

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

I’m done. 

[KCHorn 36]

We’ve had bad teams the last 10 years but I don’t remember us ever having a team that quits every week like this one

I feel like we quit after the Oklahoma game