[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Nueces River Rat 5485]

Sincere McCormick takes it town for 60 yards second play of the game for UTSA.    The Runners would beat us this year.  

[phdhorn 6224]

Lol that last attempt to tackle

[Tommy Shelby 188]

Damn that Overshown injury looked bad

[Funk Doctor Spock 11611]

Bijan isn't gonna portal. He's actually a good kid who loves the university. He knew he wasn't coming in and winning a title 

[troph 23964]

It’s kinda funny we’re so bad, it’s like a nightmare and stand up comedy all wrapped together.

[Helobious 9391]

As soon as you saw that corner crashing you knew he was gonna be humiliated.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Random thought/observation/question:

Has Purdy thrown it to his left today?

[GreenspointTexas 9357]

Holy shit 6 yards in 2nd half for us

[aureliano buendia 6]

132 yards of offense for our $34.2 million

[The Ace of Aces 4946]

I thought we’d lose by 21. It’ll be closer to 51. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

Sometimes one must return to the classics: 

[perfectchaos007 6531]

What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?

[Nivek 16646]

does the team practice?   

[Horn80 5979]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why would any recruit with options come to this dumpster fire?

Sark’s credibility is crashing.

[ATXbronco 3953]

Sucks that we're sucking and it's not as much about injuries as about everything else.  

Chalk year #1 up to re-coaching.  
I won't start complaining *too much* until game #3 of year #2.

[Gidnik 3230]

Get better soon 0

[Funk Doctor Spock 11611]

Sark can't sell anything at this point. Nothing. Every single position has regressed. Easy to negative recruit at this point. 

[JimmyJames 12267]

Hopefully sark trots card back out there. 

[Topper13 3107]

[WinningIsHard 3941]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Nick Fucking Saban was running the program.

Alabama with the best OL in The country rushed for 28 yards on 17 carries tonight against LSU. QB was a -22 so they ended up with 6 total yards on 26 carries. Even with the best talent in the world you can suck shit through a straw apparently. Lol 

[Nivek 16646]

do our players have cleats?  

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Looking at our first 4 win season in 25 seasons

[GreenspointTexas 9357]

If Card comes back in, we know that Sark isnt actively trying to win this game or season

[ATXbronco 3953]

[The Ace of Aces 4946]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Sucks that we're sucking and it's not as much about injuries as about everything else.  

Chalk year #1 up to re-coaching.  
I won't start complaining *too much* until game #3 of year #2.

There’s not any coaching happening. These guys are all worse than they were in week 1. Every. Single. Player. 

Edited November 7, 2021 by The Ace of Aces

[Lhorn 4862]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit 6 yards in 2nd half for us

Offensive genius 

[Michael Knight 12664]

lets just hire a new coach every year until one manages to win 10 games 

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

Still within 3 TDs!

[perfectchaos007 6531]

We have been outscored 24-0 in the 2nd half. Who could have seen this coming!?

[Kel Varnsen 8250]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

They look more stout than our OL

[Pip 8]

What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?

Simple Jack?

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[JimmyJames 12267]

Maybe we can get another 6 yards this quarter 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11611]

Second half domination- Oklahoma, Okie Lite, Baylor, Iowa State, probably Kansas

[Basil 733]

Holding a team to three in the second half is a solid victory for this team. Swagger time.

[nineliveslost 2679]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Sucks that we're sucking and it's not as much about injuries as about everything else.  

Chalk year #1 up to re-coaching.  
I won't start complaining *too much* until game #3 of year #2.

[troph 23964]

Here’s the deal, if sark doesn’t turn it around you have to trash the “must have P5 HC experience” this is now a trash program. You’ve got to take a chance on a coach from a lesser conference, thinking a bad or mediocre coach is going to come here and do better because we’re Texas is a fucking joke. It’s hubris. No more of this bullshit. 

Edited November 7, 2021 by troph

[mdmost 42196]

24 unanswered points. That's just amazing. 

[TexasPride10 573]

3 minutes ago, KCHorn said:

I feel like we quit after the Oklahoma game

You mean during.

[HuntinHorn 962]

What a furking nightmare .....On top of the world at half time at OU thinking this machine can't be stopped and have shit the bed ever since.  Embarrassingly getting our asses whipped by 2 and 3 stars consistently ..

 

 

Edited November 7, 2021 by HuntinHorn

[FOXHOUND 998]

6 yards. 6 fucking yards.

 

[utee94 15680]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?

First 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan?  'Cause that's what this entire game has looked like for Texas.

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Looking at our first 4 win season in 25 seasons

No bowl game gives the coaching staff time to turnover the roster....and the coaching staff.

Edited November 7, 2021 by UDontKnow

[deadshank 24644]

Bitch slapped by Iowa State.  
 

Iowa State. 
 

Think about that.  

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

Just now, Nivek said:

do our players have cleats?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2GHXKYKKi4

[Funk Doctor Spock 11611]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

They look more stout than our OL

Their dicks are bigger 

[FOXHOUND 998]

Just now, deadshank said:

Bitch slapped by Iowa State.  
 

Iowa State. 
 

Think about that.  

Wouldn't be the first time in recent years. 

[Bevo&Pevo 4881]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

They look more stout than our OL

Do they have any eligibility left?

[phdhorn 6224]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

lets just hire a new coach every year until one manages to win 10 games 

Let's hire a coach for one week and give him a one week extension for each win. So what if we go through 30 coaches in 2 years, it's fun and more entertaining than this shit.

Edited November 7, 2021 by phdhorn

[LonghornJudas 1084]

[RamjetFDO 10543]

What inspirational movie will Sark show the guys next week to play better in the 2nd half?

Human Centipede