[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Blackcat00 759]

Are we giving Sark a sobriety test at halftime? 

[D3zii 3697]

3 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Brewer tripped over a sunflower seed. 

Has he ever got YAC??? Every time I see him catch it he falls 

[F250 28777]

The only people that will keep watching Texas football under Sark are probably into Cuckold Porn.

That's what Texas football has become. Only people that get off on humiliation would watch this shit.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Maryland didnt  ass fuck us this bad

Yes they allowed us to lube up.    They still fucked us. 

[chase25 2048]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If im bijan im transferring

If he doesn’t he is getting really bad advice. If I was him I’d even contemplate sitting next year out.

If I was a coach, that cared about winning and success as opposed to simply cashing a check, I wouldn’t touch the Texas job with a 10ft pole

[C-Man 27230]

Adimora with a Johnny Jolly moment

[ATXbronco 4070]

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

[Redneck Mutha 7986]

More Adimora plz

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Is Bijan hurt? or just pissed / sad

[Knoxtnhorn 5991]

Adimora now has one more positive play on the year than Schooler.

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

19 minutes ago, bullet said:

A couple times I've seen Bijan take the wrong hole.  Wonder if he has any concussion issues.  He is usually amazingly good about finding the best hole.

Hopefully I find the best hole later. At least tonight won’t be a complete write off. 

[RoyalBevo21 769]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Bijan would be a Heisman candidate for any other school. He got hurt and tried to stick it out, I feel bad for the kid. 

If he's serious about the NFL he should portal. This team doesn't deserve him. 

[DanTheHorn 4925]

If only Card hits Zay we could have made it 4 in a row giving up double digit leads.

[Yankee 39]

Well gave up. Bought the Canelo fight.

[texastroubadour 1212]

It doesn’t really matter but was it actually a fumble by Bijan?


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[phdhorn 6224]

Bikan looks concussed

[Fastbreak 3985]

82 yards rushing. 84 passing. Balance!

[WBT 20586]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This shit wouldn't fucking happen if retard Sark would rotate his fucking RB's 

tom?

[theaveragejon 988]

We are icky Brock is such a shitty fucking QB. 

[hookem48 4690]

Iowa State trying to run up the score, we have really reached rock bottom

[ztejas 43464]

Bijan crying leaving the field is a great look. 

[ATXbronco 4070]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

I say this as an Armenian-friendly homey.  
I have Armenians in the fam.  

[OU Sucks 8837]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

If Bijan can't succeed here? Who will? 

Maybe Tom Brady

[Guadaloopy 10973]

[deadshank 24653]

[cabowabo 4487]

Do we practice at all during the week?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 minute ago, Blackcat00 said:

Are we giving Sark a sobriety test at halftime? 

That's the problem. His tailgate buzz wears off and we shit the bed in the second half.

[Fastbreak 3985]

Schooler must have 15 tackles. He is only one who seems to give a shit.

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

I think I’ll go iron some shirts that I don’t wear anymore.

[fattyflattie 4639]

Fuck. Only one trying. 

[phdhorn 6224]

This Texas defense is trying its best to get out of the way of the Iowa State runners but they just keep bumping into them.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

The only people that will keep watching Texas football under Sark are probably into Cuckold Porn.

That's what Texas football has become. Only people that get off on humiliation would watch this shit.

[Knoxtnhorn 5991]

We really just had a play in which,

1. Two different players got called for holding.

2. The other team still got pressure rushing 3.

3. Our Heisman-capable RB fumbled.

4. Our Heisman-capable RB got injured. 

ONE PLAY.

[Tex-19 2872]

DMO on the field. one piece of good news

[WillUSAF 226]

I'm really looking forward to the UVA-Notre Dame game next week.....

[Okcool 786]

This is what quitting on your program and coaching looks like. 

[Spudnuts 11]

I'm not dealing with this right now. UT has great recruiting, facilities, academics, hot chicks and brisket. How does this shit happen? How does this happen with hot chicks and brisket? It's that fucking Biden fucking things up again. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

169 yards total. 

[EZ$ 2105]

All of y’all fucking idiots saying this is worse than the Charlie years obviously weren’t around for the Charlie years. 

[GreenspointTexas 9606]

Spencer Rattler - so bad he had to be benched 

 

LOSS

 

Spencer Sanders - awful QB

 

LOSS

 

Gerry Bonham - same as Sanders

LOSS

 

Brock Purdy - awful

 

LOSS

[Stunns38 3498]

Do we practice at all during the week?

We watched movies as motivation like I did in 8th grade.

[JimmyJames 12271]

I cannot believe sark thought putting card in this game was a good idea. Stupid as shit. And yes I know Casey was playing like crap. 

[mdmost 43004]

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

[ChickenNuggets 1628]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Maybe Tom Brady

Tom Brady would be bent in half, legs torn off, and DP’d with both his shins by the 3rd quarter with this team around him.

[millhouse 2610]

Gorilla boofing for sure

[utee94 15825]

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

If he doesn’t he is getting really bad advice. If I was him I’d even contemplate sitting next year out.

If I was a coach, that cared about winning and success as opposed to simply cashing a check, I wouldn’t touch the Texas job with a 10ft pole

This is precisely why we ended up with Sark instead of a real coach.

[DanTheHorn 4925]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

Negged I was a Tom hater. Sark was a crap hire that looked good after staff hires but turned into original predictions.

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

2 minutes ago, naija said:

the bottom is being redefined with every series

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/cmm6o8/south-park-searching-for-the-bar

[dcar00 14210]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Keep this up and the Herman lovers (I wasn't a hater) will be out in full force.

no one loves Herman but he was better than this pile of shit out there.  In fact, if Bijan gets asked how this happens he should go full Cholly Weis.

Edited November 7, 2021 by dcar00

[deadshank 24653]

Not even gonna break 200 yards of offense. 
 

aLl GaS nO bRAKeS!!!!