[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Laxtonto 12090]

Hey look... the opposing team kicks another long FG against us...

UT is cursed at this point.. there is no reason not to think otherwise.

 

[troph 24810]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all still in here?

Come on over to the MMA thread.  The UFC ass whippings are a lot more enjoyable than this one.

Watching Oregon and Washington, wishing we were headed to the pac 10. I hear non-consensual sodomy is frowned upon out there on the woke left coast.

[Longhornlove 4831]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Why didnt we hire Matt Campbell?

Dude, he is Tom Herman in Iowa and they love him for it.

[deadshank 24653]

Even the snot nosed 8 year olds in the stands are dragging their nuts across Texas’ face with the horns down hand signs.  
 

Misery.  
 

😂

[BoosterAndrews 113]

Need a gif of that little towhead cyclone going from horns up to horns down LMFAO 

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Thompson was missing receivers by 5 yards on 5 yard routes. GTFOH. The entire team sucks, might as well try something else.

Well here’s the results! 

[OU Sucks 8844]

Hopefully our recruits are watching a more competitive game.

[4th&Five 41558]

Just now, TexArcher said:

There's one in particular that worries me...

Can’t blame him if he does. I still can’t understand why he came. 

[ChickenNuggets 1628]

3 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

Sark is a bad coach.  I think he has proven that.  Picked a bad staff.  Hasn't held the players accountable.  They haven't taught them fundamentals like they were supposedly going to do.  Sark and Flood coat tailed on Saban's culture.

You’re missing the worst… zero halftime adjustments. No In-game coaching or quality decision making…

[Fastbreak 3985]

27-0 run by Iowa State.

Do we even have 27 yards this half?

[Ultimate Failure 61]

Will Sark show any anger at the post-game press conference?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12308]

Just now, TexArcher said:

There's one in particular that worries me...

Nah, he'll be back. He said he wanted to start something. He's not a disease in the locker room. He's a good sport and he's beloved. Now Worthy...I do worry about. 

[Starfleet Command 441]

Pretty much the only positive thing you can say about Sark at this point is that it’s usually hard to tell too much from a new coach’s first season. 

[Jerry Callo 8704]

I've switched to watching World Chase Tag.

[dcar00 14210]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

27 unanswered 

every time after halftime  but yeah players not coaching.

[Nivek 16943]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How are you this bad with 70 4 and 5 star recruits? 

Easy.  Moron coach, keep about 10% of the 4/5 stars and realize many were overrated.   Shit o-lines.  Shit coaching.  Shit fundamentals.   weak players.

[GreenspointTexas 9608]

And the monkey……

[txhorn10 3]

Iowa State should just go ahead and start rotating in volunteers from the crowd, get everyone some playing time. Fuck, we should too. Couldn't get worse. 

[pops 6986]

Texas wishing they could strip it down and start over again. 

That's solid trolling right there. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Lol at the monkey

[C-Man 27230]

How many holding calls against us tonight?

[Fastbreak 3985]

Fucking Monkey in stands and it didn’t help.

[Longhornlove 4831]

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Well here’s the results! 

We might have 0 points with Thompson

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Did Charlie ever allow 27 unanswered points ? 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

"Texas wishing they could strip it down..."

Said while ugly ISU fan doing Horns down and holding a monkey doll.

Sheesh.

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Not like it matters, but every time we have a positive play there’s a flag 

[Topper13 3308]

Chick in the stands with a Gia puppet, I'm dead

[OU Sucks 8844]

If we just took it at the 25, we'd have better starting position 100% of the time.

[HRSchenker 2268]

Nuke Ames 

[mdmost 43004]

Even in the Charlie years, I didn't think we were bad at every single position on the field. We have 3 good players, 2 of them at RB. Even in the Charlie years, we had talent, Charlie just couldn't do anything with it. We have no talent and the coaches can't do anything with any of them. 

[troph 24810]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

It's a rough sport.

I won't retaliate this time. 

I still like Sark.  I still believe.  But, I still think it'll be three years before we realize a 10+ win season.  

 

I'm about ready to move to MMA now.

Our junior class (2019) is complete shit, analysis is floating around about how big of a bust that class was. We also lost our best juniors last year to the draft. There are strong arguments that it really is talent. These second half performances are shocking but anyone waiting to see what happens aren’t total morans.

[TwiceHorn 31489]

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Thompson was missing receivers by 5 yards on 5 yard routes. GTFOH. The entire team sucks, might as well try something else.

Yeah, Casey had been sucking in pretty much the exact same ways for 2.5 games now.

Worth a try.

But, given that ISU has among the more competent defenses we've played all year, there wasn't much reason to expect success.

[ABSR 5315]

5 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

Sark is a bad coach.  I think he has proven that.  Picked a bad staff.  Hasn't held the players accountable.  They haven't taught them fundamentals like they were supposedly going to do.  Sark and Flood coat tailed on Saban's culture.

If he had been allowed to hire Mike Stoops it would have been different.  ….. even worse.

[mdmost 43004]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Did Charlie ever allow 27 unanswered points ? 

We lost like 57-7 once so yeah. 

[Rockethorn1978 6090]

Even if we don’t have the players a good coach can at the least make these guys get better game to game and not worse. It’s not the players.

[dcar00 14210]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

It's a rough sport.

I won't retaliate this time. 

I still like Sark.  I still believe.  But, I still think it'll be three years before we realize a 10+ win season.  

 

I'm about ready to move to MMA now.

this dude aint getting to 10 wins EVER.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Just throw the ball downfield and pray at this point. Who cares. 

[millhouse 2610]

Did we seriously leave cleats at home?

[Stunns38 3505]

That answers your question about Keilan

[Lat22 4014]

We can’t run against air. 

[deadshank 24653]

Fall down.   
 

Again. 
 

Somebody kick me in the giblets so I feel better. 

[MillerEP 30478]

We are legit cursed. I can’t wait to leave these fucks behind. Maybe slogging through the trenches for a couple years in the SEC will do us some good, hit a reset button so we don’t have the entire world against us

[UTEngr 17]

Everyone has given up..... the only hope I have at this point is that Sabin went 6-6 his first year at bama ....


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[GreenspointTexas 9608]

Robinson trips for 2nd game in a row

 

no wonder bama wanted to get rid lf him

[phdhorn 6224]

Do we teach how to walk and run? Seems like we need that first.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

can't even score garbage time TDs now. Regressing in every phase of the game. 

[Fastbreak 3985]

We shouldn’t have soaked our shoes in butter before the game.

[Longhornlove 4831]

[LonghornJudas 1097]

We might have a chance if we play Citadel in a bowl.

[OU Sucks 8844]

I hope everyone's happy they got to see Card.