[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

They are so bad it's hard to even be angry.

We are now a Arkansas or Tennessee type program that no one really takes seriously.

[UTEX_ME 4,758]

 

[InkaUtexas 25,602]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

They are so bad it's hard to even be angry.

We are now a Arkansas or Tennessee type program that no one really takes seriously.

No, worse. We get mocked by FS1 over a fucking monkey. 

[UTEX_ME 4,758]

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

They are so bad it's hard to even be angry.

We are now a Arkansas or Tennessee type program that no one really takes seriously.

as long as there is a horns down in the crown we aren't to that level yet. 

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Geez, Frankie got kicked in the chin.
My night of complaining about a loss is at an end.

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,556]

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

lol what pussy ass loser mentally statement. 

I’m surprised he didn’t say “football just isn’t our sport”. 

[DanTheHorn 4,903]

At times before this game this team reminded me of 1997 team where receivers are running wide open and JB is bouncing the ball at their feet. Today it was a carbon copy. Defense sure seems like a Mackovic defense.

[Cairn Horn88 8,242]

Todd Dodge ain’t doing anything starting inJanuary.

[mdmost 42,953]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

We go out there, we make our adjustments and they just play better ball than us the last 4 games

[JimmyJames 12,271]

The second half was so bad I didn’t even switch back to whiskey.

Thats bad.

[ATXbronco 4,062]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Geez, Frankie got kicked in the chin.
My night of complaining about a loss is at an end.

 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Todd Dodge ain’t doing anything starting inJanuary.

With what he’s done with westlake I’d consider it. They’re unstoppable at this point.

[Tex-19 2,870]

34 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Yeah I agree. He looked really bad today. Still don’t think he should have been pulled in the first quarter though. 
 

And once it was clear card wasn’t gonna do shit Casey should have come back in the third quarter. At least to change things up. Like Lincoln Riley did with rattler in the Ou game last year. I was a big sark supporter but this game, I dunno. 

That's why I almost wonder if there was an injury thing. Maybe that thumb got aggravated. It was just bizzare how far off he was. He's never been the most accurate but I don't remember him just shanking throws like that before, much less doing it consistently.

[bullet 1,596]

Texas offense 207 yards.  Bijan was 126.  Keilan Robinson was 18 as we were running out the clock + 2 earlier.  Rest of the team--34 plays 61 yards.

 

BUT!!!! Dicker had 483 yards on 11 punts.  When was the last time we punted 11 times in a game?

[Tex-19 2,870]

SIAP but Bijan has a neck strain. X-rays negative. That's good news, even if he sits out the next three games. I was expecting worse. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

That's why I almost wonder if there was an injury thing. Maybe that thumb got aggravated. It was just bizzare how far off he was. He's never been the most accurate but I don't remember him just shanking throws like that before, much less doing it consistently.

Yeah I tend to agree. He was throwing passes like I would so the thumb may be worse than is letting on which would explain the early pull and why he never came back in. If so, go with Wright.

[ClubWhatever 12,105]

Time to see Jonathan Brooks

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,069]

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We go out there, we make our adjustments and they just play better ball than us the last 4 games

A majority of the times, guys seem to be in position to make plays and just fail to execute. It’s a complete mental implosion.

[dcar00 14,067]

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We go out there, we make our adjustments and they just play better ball than us the last 4 games

he's being a good soldier, covering for the shitty coaching.  we don't make any adjustments.

[LTtxfan 49,063]

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but Bijan has a neck strain. X-rays negative. That's good news, even if he sits out the next three games. I was expecting worse. 

Yeah, I want Bijan 100% healthy -- have him sit out rest of 2021 season if necessary...  

[Tex-19 2,870]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he's being a good soldier, covering for the shitty coaching.  we don't make any adjustments.

Or maybe we do make adjustments away from what's working lol..

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Rose Namajunas walking out with

 

[Tex-19 2,870]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, I want Bijan 100% healthy -- have him sit out rest of 2021 season if necessary...  

I tend to agree although missing a bowl game would be really bad. We may need him vs KSU

Either way, glad for him that it's not worse and yeah I assume it won't affect him beyond this season.

[dcar00 14,067]

for anyone who listened to the press conference, did Sark at least admit that this was a complete coaching failure?

[Steelers Roll Left 1,164]

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Didn't think I would say this, but I'm fine if both Casey and Hudson head for the portal after this season...  

[Sawbonz 27,466]

22 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

No, worse. We get mocked by FS1 over a fucking monkey. 

Apparently the monkey is the only one associated with this program willing to put up a fight 

[Droopy 2,624]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Apparently the monkey is the only one associated with this program willing to put up a fight 

On. Motherfucking. Point. 

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Fucking Amazon looks like she's high on some shit

Walmart looks weasy better

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,644]

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, I want Bijan 100% healthy -- have him sit out rest of 2021 season if necessary...  

good way to see even more players transfer out.  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,644]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

for anyone who listened to the press conference, did Sark at least admit that this was a complete coaching failure?

One would hope. 

[The Ace of Aces 5,153]

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but Bijan has a neck strain. X-rays negative. That's good news, even if he sits out the next three games. I was expecting worse. 

Good news for him.

He might never play another down for Texas and I can’t blame him. This program is trash. 

[aureliano buendia 6]

21 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I’m surprised he didn’t say “football just isn’t our sport”. 

I prefer not to hear anything from this team. I would be delighted even if I didn’t have to watch Coburn jiggle his fat ass after the one play he makes each game …

[Laga4 1,270]

22 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Todd Dodge ain’t doing anything starting inJanuary.

Just glad we don't have to play Westlake this year.  

[ATXbronco 4,062]

These gals fight harder than the Texas FB players

 

 

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Rose/USA still on top

[dcar00 14,067]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Sark is a bad HC.  He’s Strong bad.

Charlie won more games in a season than Sark ever has, 3 times(by 2 and 3 more games even).

Charlie Strong is a better HC than Steve Sarkisian.

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Thug MuthaGugginRose Namajunas doing what TX needed to do

There is no coaching winners circle.  
TX is *right there* but missing 2-3 peeple on the crew to make it happen.

[ATXbronco 4,062]

I missed it but she has a teeny tiny tongue

[hookem48 4,684]

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

Sark looks rattled and lost in the lost game presser.

he looked pissed that players could actually be this fucking bad

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Why he look like our special tams corch?!?

[hookem48 4,684]

37 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

good way to see even more players transfer out.  

the best thing that could possibly happen

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Kamaru Usman cannot make tonight better.

Worse yet, Colbyi Convington cannot make tonight better.

[hookem48 4,684]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

They are so bad it's hard to even be angry.

We are now a Arkansas or Tennessee type program that no one really takes seriously.

where have you guys been the last ten years? We've been a joke

[hookem48 4,684]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Idk what was happening with Casey today. He was basically spiking the ball every time he tried to throw. I mean I didn't think he was a great QB but he's never looked like that before. It was truly odd.

pressing, he knew he was going to get pulled if he fucked up. he's a jag with a weak ass arm, Card sucks with a better arm but wants his receivers wide open because he doesn't trust them to run the right routes. The one fucking pass he threw to a spot all night Dixon fucking quit on his route.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,114]

Damn I wish Xavion Alford had stayed. He's a baller 

[dcar00 14,067]

24 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he looked pissed that players could actually be this fucking bad

that's not good.  he should be fucking pissed at how bad he and his staff are.

[hookem48 4,684]

Just now, dcar00 said:

that's not good.  he should be fucking pissed at how bad he and his staff are.

you should post this some more

[TexasGolf 4,888]

[dcar00 14,067]

30 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

you should post this some more

you should post that its the players some more.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I just got back to my son’s and DIL’s place. The game was no better in person.

I am really worried about the 40-ish year old guy sitting in front of me. He arrived shitfaced drunk, and spent the entire dam game with his head between his knees:

Q1

Q2

 

Halftime

Q3

 

He vanished early in Q4. He didn’t lift his head once, not even to change caps. I’m sure he would have passed had he watched a single play.