If this team hasn't quit.

[naija 2854]

Then they are doing an awfully good impression of it.

Literally zero effort right now.

At every level.

 

[Mac8111 2103]

Uninspired

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

They quit

[Hate 20103]

Texas is not and has not been a football school in some time. It’s sad but true. You need just cheer for the other teams sports like golf, swimming, and baseball.

[Cajun 11675]

Oh, they’ve quit alright.

[Theo Aquacates 339]

Texas basketball starts Tuesday.

[theBlackJuanba 71]

Go watch Jamison on that touchdown run 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Dumbass coaching leads to dipshit players.   
 

Leave sark in Iowa. 

[Azbadlands 109]

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

Team is fucking trash. Sark is proving to be an absolutely terrible hire. 

Yep,  this is worse than Charlie Strong bad, and I didn't think it could get worse than that.  Maybe Sark will do us a favor and quit too...

[Your Mom 4797]

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Team is fucking trash. Sark is proving to be an absolutely terrible hire. 

He might be but we wouldn't know it yet.  Belichick couldn't coach these fucking clowns.  The faster we clear out this roster the better.

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

These players play exactly as they are… entitled pussies.  The coaches well they coach to cater to the pussy.  This entire program is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.   

[alphahorn 1637]

Fuck YOU URBAN MEYER

[dcar00 14035]

9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

He might be but we wouldn't know it yet.  Belichick couldn't coach these fucking clowns.  The faster we clear out this roster the better.

no he is, we know it.  This is Charlie Strong level bad.  its not the roster.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Definitely needed its own thread.

[BachelorTrek 2937]

LDE

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

They didn’t even show up to start so I don’t know how they quit

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They didn’t even show up to start so I don’t know how they quit

Well, they had a lead at halftime…. Again

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

So where do we think Bijan transfers?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

16 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Fuck YOU URBAN MEYER

He was probably overwhelmed by the fragrance of estrogen everywhere.  He made the correct choice. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

its the charlie strong years all over again

[Hate 20103]

So where do we think Bijan transfers?

If I am him, I don’t play another down for this team. I sit out next year and prepare for the 23 draft.

[taybo20 2815]

Fucking sucks. Why do I even watch? This is a ticking waste of my time

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

This is the most disgusting team. Disgusting. 

[VoteforHank 117]

I graduated in ‘83. This may be the worst team I can recall, and I have seen some stinkers. QB play is especially bad. I mean like Garret Gilbert bad…

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Start all freshmen next week. Who cares. I’m pretty sure every Strong team was better than this collection of whatever they are. 

[CurlyDumps 4440]

I’ve never seen so many players on one team who care so little about competing.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

23 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

its not the roster.

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

They're just untalented and shitty. I mean, we're actively playing Brockermeyer, Schooler, and Jett fucking Bush. 

[Fletch 5799]

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Start all freshmen next week. Who cares. I’m pretty sure every Strong team was better than this collection of whatever they are. 

2014 and 2015 probably beat this team. Solid defense in 2014 would shut this shit offense down. 2015, jerrod heard would have a cal like performance against this team. Shit the 2016 team with d’onta probably handle this shit ass team. Fuck

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

This is really really really bad. 

[Cajun 11675]

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

 

90% of these players are Texas Tech level players.

And that’s probably a bit generous.

[Cap33 381]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

They're just untalented and shitty. I mean, we're actively playing Brockermeyer, Schooler, and Jett fucking Bush. 

This.

[Longboard Horn 40145]

They always play like dog shit in Ames. We haven’t won in Ames since 2017 and even in that game we played like dog shit but Iowa State played even shittier. 

[TwiceHorn 31283]

Usually, I guess you blame the coach for losing a team or having a team that quits.

Is it possible that the team is actually so bitchassed that it isn't a reflection on the coach?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

90% of these players are Texas Tech level players.

And that’s probably a bit generous.

Yup.  When I see long, flowing blonde hard underneath a Texas Longhorn football helmet.....I mean, I could be wrong....I could be totally wrong....but TOUGH isn't the first thing that pops in my head.

[Goredho 17349]

What the fuck gives you any indication this team hasn’t fucking quit?

[Spudnuts 11]

48 minutes ago, naija said:

Then they are doing an awfully good impression of it.

Literally zero effort right now.

At every level.

 

Perhaps they're not getting a good 8 hours of sleep. 

[Spudnuts 11]

28 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Well, they had a lead at halftime…. Again

I'm no expert, but I think holding an open bar at halftime is probably not in the best interest of the players or coaches.

[dcar00 14035]

28 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So where do we think Bijan transfers?

he can probably rack up tons of yards in the PAC 12 with the shit DC's they have.  maybe ASU?

[Tex Pete 20179]

48 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

He might be but we wouldn't know it yet.  Belichick couldn't coach these fucking clowns.  The faster we clear out this roster the better.

The coach was a terrible hire, just like Charlie Strong was. You win by hiring winners. We do it Jerry Jones-style and try to find a bargain. I’m about done spending any money on any of this. 

[Mudcat35 196]

I would support taking the Longhorn decal off their helmets and make them earn it back.  What a bunch of softies.  I would say “pussies”, but I have too much respect for pussy.

[28jcollins 53]

I feel bad for the players out there that deserve to be on better teams. Let them move on.

[bullet 1596]

7 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Yup.  When I see long, flowing blonde hard underneath a Texas Longhorn football helmet.....I mean, I could be wrong....I could be totally wrong....but TOUGH isn't the first thing that pops in my head.

Schooler was the only one tackling in the 2nd half.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

If Sark can stay sober coaching this team he's a better man than I. It's all I got right now.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

Just now, 28jcollins said:

I feel bad for the players out there that deserve to be on better teams. Let them move on.

Would not be surprised if some do

[NashLonghorn 270]

54 minutes ago, Hate said:

Texas is not and has not been a football school in some time. It’s sad but true. You need just cheer for the other teams sports like golf, swimming, and baseball.

Don’t forget basketball 

[Tex Pete 20179]

15 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

And Arkansas, Baylor, Oklahoma State, and Iowa State have much less than we do. They all kicked our asses. This is a coaching issue. 

[hobbes2702 12846]

16 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

BS.  Our roster sucks.  We have very little talent on this team.  We don't have the supposed 5/4 *s we think we do.

 

I bet we have more talent than Iowa St.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I bet we have more talent than Iowa St.

 

Well that depends on how we define "talent", right?  I won't define talent based on some 9.95er's rankings. They've lied to us.  And they always do.  Our roster is limited.

[Pam Cummings 9582]

I've never actually hated a team the way i do with this one. I literally hate the OL.