Game Week: Kansas- a team we can beat?

[Wulaw Horn 19,236]

I earlier said I’d light myself on fire like those pictures of the monks and sit Indian style outside DKR if we play a 1 score game with Kansas. 
Gas is getting expensive. I’m not skinny. Anyone got $15 they can lend me to see the pyrotechnics?

What a depressing game tonight. 
the sun will come up tomorrow. 
If We can rally down the stretch and beat moonshine aggy, rock chalk and wheat aggy @closetojumpingcan do a fist pump somewhere down in Galveston as “7 Win Steve” will ride again. 
hey, a girl can hope, right? 

[The Ace of Aces 5,326]

Who the fuck cares? Two shit programs in a pillow fight. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,797]

Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha. No  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,646]

Would it be better to just lose out?   I mean, only 5% chance we fire the loser,  but it’s better than nothing 

Edited November 7, 2021 by ONE YARD

[Wulaw Horn 19,236]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Who the fuck cares? Two shit programs in a pillow fight. 

Nobody, probably. I’m going through the motions because when I start something (Game Week threads) I finish it. Headed to bed so figured I’d throw it up there before turning in. 

[Horn Dogg 4,174]

Maybe they beat us?

[BigOrange1 6,538]

who fucking cares anymore

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,646]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

who fucking cares anymore

I care. It might lead to sark firing 

[FunkSoulBrother 938]

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

who fucking cares anymore

Burn it down

[taybo20 2,964]

I honestly don’t know if we can beat Kansas.

[Blotto 23,682]

a team we can beat?

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

O/U attendance - 70,000.

[Wulaw Horn 19,236]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

a team we can beat?

Note the question mark on the thread title. Punctuation is important! 

[naija 2,869]

actually glad I'll be at a wedding and not watching this

[CooterBrown 18,089]

Any team can beat us by selling out to stop the run. We can’t hit an open receiver, so why bother defending the pass.

[DFW Horn 6,507]

Texas vs KU

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I’m not going to watch this game. There really is no point. If we win, we’ll it’s Kansas, we are supposed to beat Kansas. But we still lost 4 games in a row that we were leading. If we don’t, we’ll, it validates that we are awful, the team has quit and most likely we hired the wrong HC.

Fuck everything. Burn the program to the ground.

[UTEX_ME 4,783]

Kansas smells blood in the water. If they can hang with OU they can surely beat us. 

[Newdoc 3,465]

11 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

O/U attendance - 70,000.

Lol. No. That will be the number the admin will try to blow up our collective asses but it won’t hit 50k. Maybe give free tickets to every AISD elementary school with an assignment to write a 500 word essay on how not to run a football program.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,646]

14 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

O/U attendance - 70,000.

Under. And none of you fucks better go. 
Not spending money is the only way we will show cdc this shit is unacceptable. 

[ClubWhatever 12,159]

55,000.  

[Stunns38 3,706]

No, our casual fan base will buy up the $10 tickets for a 90,000 attendance.

[Steelers Roll Left 1,229]

Does Sark survive a KU loss even if this is his honeymoon season?

[Wulaw Horn 19,236]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

No, our casual fan base will buy up the $10 tickets for a 90,000 attendance.

I don’t think so man. Casuals like shit that people are excited about. There is zero excitement associated with this program. 

[lilMAC25 3,866]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Does Sark survive a KU loss even if this is his honeymoon season?

Probably. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,236]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Does Sark survive a KU loss even if this is his honeymoon season?

If he doesn’t get caught drunk in a ditch?  Yes. 
Am I saying that‘s what I believe should be the case?  No comment. 

[orangebird 1,145]

[RexWilson 1,440]

I can't believe this is not a 11am start.

[Tiberius 2]

Nope, take Kansas.

[Stunns38 3,706]

I don’t think so man. Casuals like shit that people are excited about. There is zero excitement associated with this program. 

We shall see

[dcar00 14,602]

Kansas is a perfect time for the obligatory "players only" meeting but I'm not sure anyone on this team gives a shit.

[closetohumping 17,547]

5 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Does Sark survive a KU loss even if this is his honeymoon season?

Honestly yes

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

You mean beating them at football?

Just checking.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Wait a minute, some of y’all are going to actually watch the game? What the fuck?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,609]

A summation of our last three coaches:  You just look at the end of day, and winning is really really hard.

Edited November 7, 2021 by Elmer_Fudd

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,797]

I say I'm done every week, but like the pussy masochist I am, I'll be watching the ineptitude like everyone else. 

[UTEX_ME 4,783]

motto^

[TexasMan 11,275]

6:30 game time on ESPNU. Wow 

[UTEX_ME 4,783]

Sark isn't getting fired this year guys no matter how the rest of the season goes. 

[tx 3 putt 77,923]

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Fuck these no talent pussies. They will lose 

[Jhawk 1,075]

Crazy thing is if play like we did against OU I actually think we win. We’re pretty bad tho. 

[ClubWhatever 12,159]

Just now, Jhawk said:

Crazy thing is if play like we did against OU I actually think we win. We’re pretty bad tho. 

You played keep away against OU and hit lots of short passes to keep drives alive.  The QB run was also very effective for you in the first half.  These are things that give our defense fits.  You’re right.  That same game plan has a very real chance to beat us.  

[Steelers Roll Left 1,229]

45 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

6:30 game time on ESPNU. Wow 

I guess CBSSN passed…….

[InkaUtexas 26,347]

Told girlfriend we can go camping or a roadtrip every Saturday until the end of the season. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,863]

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,646]

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Told girlfriend we can go camping or a roadtrip every Saturday until the end of the season. 

 

Gonna miss some badass basketball games 

[InkaUtexas 26,347]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Gonna miss some badass basketball games 

I have YouTube TV and good comms. But you are right. I am sure I can work in a few urban overnight trips for the next month. I mean we have how many games left? 

On that note, can we forfeit? Like the French? 

[TexasGolf 5,147]

We should win convincingly 

[Wulaw Horn 19,236]

7 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

We should win convincingly 

Well… they are terrible.