How are you preparing yourself for the loss to Kansas?

[drifter379 1106]

I know it’s coming and you know it’s fucking coming. 

[ztejas 43266]

By fucking your mom.

[mdmost 42865]

Dammit, you beat me to it. 

Edited November 7, 2021 by mdmost

[GeorgetownLaw 131]

I won’t be surprised. 

[immamac 42519]

I’m just gonna be hanging out at the tailgate drinking and watching a different game lol. 

[Droopy 2624]

I'm going to spend my Saturday doing something else, instead of watching this poorly coached, poorly talented team, and choosing to spend my time and money on something else more enjoyable.

The sad part of it all is really, when enough of us all band together to do the same and avoid giving our time and money to this football program, the powers that be will take notice..., and completely miss the point and we will be back in this same shape wondering why those dipshits still can't figure out what's going on.

Football is it's own animal, and separate from UT Athletics, in my eyes.

I find it comical, how other smaller market/conference teams can get up to pound us senseless, regardless of how much "talent" Texas has or the scheme we run, yet Texas can't field a team that gives a shit for more than 1.5 quarters of a game. The program is broken. We have teams rolling us that couldn't sniff our two-deep 10-12 years ago. We aren't even competitive, and that was my only ask for the new coaching staff. I wasn't looking for championships, I wanted a team that looks like they can win each game, regardless of them doing so.

It's mental at this point. Can we please get the shrink from Ted Lasso to visit our team/coaches and get back to "Football is life!"

[orangebird 1079]

Who's UTSA playing?  Because I'll probably just watch that game instead.

[XYZ 2154]

We are not losing to fucking Kansas.

[Newy25 7638]

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

We are not losing to fucking Kansas.

Sadly, the way the team is spiraling out a win against Kansas is going to have to be earned. They have a pretty good RB so look for a career day from him. All in the second half of course. 

[Poe It Up 126]

[USNALonghorn 5024]

14 minutes ago, XYZ said:

We are not losing to fucking Kansas.

I remember saying that in 2016

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

I have a whole bottle of Xanax next to my bed just in case. 

[FOXHOUND 1014]

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

We are not losing to fucking Kansas.

That's what I thought the last time we lost to them. 

[DaggerHorns 3058]

I’ve been placing my balls in my door hinge and repeatedly slamming the door so the loss doesn’t hurt as bad as my bean bag.

[Sawbonz 27436]

I practiced by not watching the Cowboys lose today

[TexArcher 37519]

I'll probably be on a hiking trail during our game, then at a barbecue lunch, then seeing some live music that night.  Plenty of other shit to do in Austin.

[TexArcher 37519]

But we're also not losing to Kansas.

[hookem48 4631]

4 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Sadly, the way the team is spiraling out a win against Kansas is going to have to be earned. They have a pretty good RB so look for a career day from him. All in the second half of course. 

while running the exact same fucking plays against the exact same defensive calls as the first half

[Bevo&Pevo 5031]

4 hours ago, orangebird said:

Who's UTSA playing?  Because I'll probably just watch that game instead.

Roadrunners vs Southern Miss at Alamodome; I'm thinkin' a road trip to SA is in order.

[MissingInAction 24823]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

I’m just gonna be hanging out at the tailgate drinking and watching a different game lol. 

See ya there!

[tx 3 putt 76389]

[DFW Horn 6118]

Quote

We aren't even competitive, and that was my only ask for the new coaching staff. I wasn't looking for championships, I wanted a team that looks like they can win each game, regardless of them doing so.

Hell, we already had this with Herman.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

I’m building a steel walled bunker and stocking it with hundreds of MREs.  

[Nivek 16859]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

I’m just gonna be hanging out at the tailgate drinking and watching a different game lol. 

That seems extreme

[Bullneck 18987]

6 hours ago, drifter379 said:

I know it’s coming and you know it’s fucking coming. 

I plan to stock up on booze.  

[Stunns38 3357]

We’re bad but will beat Kansas. We’re like punks, beats up on retards but backs down to a someone our same size. Now, if we were playing them on the road, I would be worried.

[Jkwellborn 6653]

The same way I’ve watched every loss of the last couple of years other than OU, by doing something I enjoy with my time.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

I’m a Longhorn fan.  Been prepping for this for more than a decade

[SHOOTER12 8789]

The same way I prepared for yesterdays abortion...by watching Hoarders with my wife.

[Horn Dog 9672]

I am preparing a writing proposal for Del Conte and  Bowlsby that will solve everyones problems.  If they agree to make all future Big 12 games only last 2 quarters, then Texas will withdraw our planned SEC move.

[Scooter Monzingo 820]

I’m not going to do well if we lose to Kansas. 

[4Pete 156]

If this team loses to KU, it’s intentional.

Trying to decide if I want to witness it in person or stay home and save myself the round trip expense and the hangover.

[Porteroso 0]

Are there no more rock climbing videos the team could watch? 

[Davis Lane 5553]

Guess I'll pay my respects and attend the Surly tailgate.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

We ain't losing to no mother fucking Kansas, you god damn idiots.

[Longboard Horn 40144]

I'll be at the TAMUC(formerly known as East Texas State) game this weekend instead. would rather watch them play Eastern New Mexico since it's their final D2 regular season game ever!

[n64ra 1078]

You guys are bitches. We are not losing to Kansas, West Virginia, or Kansas State.

[Fastbreak 3959]

I’ve been exercising, eating right and most importantly doing daily stretches.

[Hpara759 1777]

3 minutes ago, n64ra said:

You guys are bitches. We are not losing to Kansas, West Virginia, or Kansas State.

[Longboard Horn 40144]

We're not losing to Kansas. However, idk if we'll cover the spread... idgaf about spreads though, just fucking win!

[ousux 5587]

I'll record the game, fast forward to the part where the 10 jayhawk fans in attendance storm the field and try to take down at least one DKR goalpost.

Hell, if I were in Austin I'd help them.

[Wally Fairway 5524]

On 11/7/2021 at 3:15 PM, ztejas said:

By fucking your mom.

This is the way

[Bigjohns97 125]

I'm starting with one finger and working my way up.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

I won't be able to go to the game because I'll be attending a funeral so I should be all prepared

[lilMAC25 3778]

On 11/8/2021 at 9:09 AM, Longboard Horn said:

We're not losing to Kansas. However, idk if we'll cover the spread... idgaf about spreads though, just fucking win!

 

On 11/8/2021 at 9:04 AM, n64ra said:

You guys are bitches. We are not losing to Kansas, West Virginia, or Kansas State.

Kansas might have beaten OU if there weren’t some reffing shenanigans. 
 

WE ain’t getting that support. We could easily lose to Kansas.

[General Specific 3233]

Y’all may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.” Davy Crockett

I’ll prepare the same as any other game, with food, good beer and great friends!

[Theo Aquacates 339]

Well….Breckenridge opens on Friday so I’ll gladly spend my Saturday out there instead of watching this Make A Wish team. 

Edited November 10, 2021 by Theo Aquacates

[MirrOlure 14626]

So…..some band called “The Suffers” is playing Longhorn City Limits…so there’s that. Appropriately.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

We fucking suck but are not losing to KU. They had a fluke game against OU a few weeks ago but that's all it was, a fluke. We might not cover the spread but we will win.