Amy Schumer: hot enough??

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Firing this one back up.

 

She was on snl.

 

I would.

 

 

 

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[RPM 26327]

11 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I would.

I would not. Are you a Vic sock?

[Gil Bang 25982]

nope.

[Spartan52 151]

Pass

[freyguy 4279]

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not. 

 

 

 

 

[Newdoc 3448]

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

I actually saw her in an airport in Vegas last year. She was walking in front of me in a skirt with some of her friends. The back if her legs look like a sack of walnuts. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

It’s okay to cut her down—publicly. But, I’m willing to bet, given the right setting AND if no one would ever find out, some of ya’ll would hit it. The fatties need proper attention too. Nothing wrong with that.


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[BearMace 2206]

Is she plump enough for Vic yet?

[Sawbonz 27580]

Very close to negging op

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Would

 

 

...politely decline. 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

It’s okay to cut her down—publicly. But, I’m willing to bet, given the right setting AND if no one would ever find out, some of ya’ll would hit it. The fatties need proper attention too. Nothing wrong with that.


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I don't need to hide behind anything - I'd go after it 100% sober.

[FriendofaFriend 93]

The better question is would you need to drink more alcohol to bang her or to find her funny?

[Gil Bang 25982]

Nope. 100% of my girlfriends have been hotter, 100% of my ex wife has been hotter, and 90% of my drunken 2 am desperation take homes have been hotter

[RollLeft 5045]

30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Nope. 100% of my girlfriends have been hotter, 100% of my ex wife has been hotter, and 90% of my drunken 2 am desperation take homes have been hotter

Why am i only curious about how bad that 10% was?

[Gil Bang 25982]

Why am i only curious about how bad that 10% was?

Not Vic bad. Just not anything to be proud of.

[Buzzrock 14933]

She looked pretty good in her 2012 stand up special. Been a hard slide since then.

 

[El Moco 45]

I couldn’t fuck somebody that I would then want to cunt punch.

[South Austin 52523]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

She looked pretty good in her 2012 stand up special. Been a hard slide since then.

 

I think she may be one of the few women who actually got fatter on purpose.

[Ldogg53 514]

57 minutes ago, El Moco said:

I couldn’t fuck somebody that I would then want to cunt punch.

Huh.  That's odd.  I mean if you're not cunt punching during the fucking I'd say you're doing it wrong. 

 

Also, 2012 Schumer yes.... today, not so much.

 

And why in the fuck did this thread need to be resurrected?

[Brewin’1up 34]

1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:

...2012 Schumer yes.... today, not so much.

And why in the fuck did this thread need to be resurrected?

Same.

Exactly.

[KaiserSoze 998]

.

[Underdog 28749]

Looked pretty good back then...

 

I hear Tonya Harding is in negotiations to portray Amy in an upcoming bio-pic. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2409]

I'd fuck her face.  

[Hanrahan 1306]

Would then, would now.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

Y'all need to

 

 

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

nope.

 

13 hours ago, Spartan52 said:

Pass

 

13 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not. 

 

 

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Newdoc said:

 

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Would

 

 

...politely decline. 

 

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[Landomatic 3813]

Sadly, if I were ever in a situation to have to make the choice, I’d probably factor in being able to post about it here and give all you assholes the lulz.  So yeah, I’d do it.

[OrangEngr 1035]

Negative

[phdhorn 6224]

I just get the feeling like she smells like Southeast Lubbock on a hot day.

[Humpy 112]

Every fuck you pass up is one less fuck you will have in your life, and life is short, so I WOULD,

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Fuck no she's ugly and annoying. Pass on that ass.

[d.plainview872 175]

She's the last person to stay at my parties.

[ulukinatme 1764]

May be tough to see on a phone.

[Surly Bevo 25084]

I like how in the transition from Shag to Surl the thread title rightfully gave up on the idea she was funny.

[RPM 26327]

You think she's fat now? Give it 10 years and a kid. Unless she gets a lapband she'll make Melissa McCarthy look like Twiggy.

[Colonel Sanders 1358]

I'm a solid maybe.

[Landomatic 3813]

Wait...she’s got a lot of money, right?  Then hell yeah I would.

[TexArcher 37989]

She was a 5 on her best day.

She's the polar opposite of Melissa McCarthy, who is losing weight and getting funnier.

[BearSchlong 8101]

I think it was Andrew dice clay who said all he needs is "2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat" and he's good.

I wouldn't, but if I did I don't think it would be enjoyable. Slut humor just doesn't do it for me.

[Sandman 3405]

I actually like my chicks a little thicc but she's just ugly. Can't get over her ugly face. So that'd be a no.