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Gil Bang

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Swalwell is suing this dipshit, and he's been ducking service.  Finally today, he's served at home, and he posts that the service was illegal, and takes a photo, WITH HIS PHONE, of his computer screen, including his password

 

 

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Huntsville is a hard town for me to figure, politically. I'd normally say they'd trend right compared to Birmingham, but committing a tech faux-pas like not knowing how to take a screen shot just might be the thing to alienate all those rocket folk.

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So, if I'm understanding his statement clearly, he thinks the server has video proof that the service was illegal, and has asked for that video to be released.

My guess is that's a common claim among the unwillingly served, but I'll defer to the Surly legal community on whether that really is the incompetent dodge that it sounds like being.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, if I'm understanding his statement clearly, he thinks the server has video proof that the service was illegal, and has asked for that video to be released.

My guess is that's a common claim among the unwillingly served, but I'll defer to the Surly legal community on whether that really is the incompetent dodge that it sounds like being.

I don't see the original tweet, but I think his screen was showing a list of all the laws Mo claims the server violated. Because Mo knows him some law bah golly.

So now I am sure he makes a police report where he totally doesn't lie.

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Because Mo knows him some law bah golly.

I suspect that Mo's legal acumen is up there with his knowledge of geology, hydrology, physics, displacement of mass......yeah. I'll be looking elsewhere for my analysis.

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not to mention, if you serve subpoenas in Huntsville Alabama, I bet you also serve a ton of them up in the well-armed methy hollers where the characters from Drive-By-Truckers songs live. Mo's a barking chihuahua by comparison. It'd be hilarious if the local Dog the Mo Hunter ends up suing his yapping ass for defamation.

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Mo learned something from the WW2 German rocket scientists they resettled in Huntsville. Unfortunately, it was not rocket science Mo picked up, but rather how to say "I vas chust following orders!"

"In a July 2nd court filing, Brooks claimed he can’t be sued for his comments the morning of the insurrection because they were made in the course of his duties as a federal employee, and that challenging the outcome of the election “represented the interests of his constituency.” Brooks also attempted to pin some of the blame on Trump, arguing that the only reason he spoke at the rally was because the White House asked him to make an appearance. “But for the White House request, Brooks would have not appeared at the Ellipse rally,” the filing read, also noting that Brooks’ office and the White House reached an agreement about the “parameters” of the speech in question."

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mo-brooks-insurrection-speech-lawsuit-1193229/

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10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This fucking terrorist is still at it.
 

Obama getting elected twice broke the brains of the republicans. Nothing could be more obvious. The others have come to replace us. Obama was exhibit A. Must fight that to preserve OUR heritage and OUR country. 

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46 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This fucking terrorist is still at it.

Mo Brooks: "that's the kind of sacrifice we have to think about, and I ask you: are you willing to fight for America?"

The answer to that Mo, is "NO!"

Because if you really believe the election was stolen by the Communists Socialists lead by Joseph Biden, if you really believe that Donald J. Trump is the legal President, then why have you been sitting on your asses whining about it for the last 6 months?

There should have been hundreds of thousands, nay, millions, of MAGA types converging on the Capitol and on the White House if they truly believed the election was stolen.

If you have not taken up arms in defense of our lawful President Donald J. Trump and tried to restore him to power, then you clearly do not believe he is the President. 

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At this point I'd vote for Donald Trump to be the Republican senate candidate over Mo Brooks; if you're gonna get crooked and crazy, go for the original not the imitation.

Katie Britt will probably edge Mo out with her combo of Jesus-Loves-Me-Yes-He-Do ads and Richard Shelby's 8,000 years of money and connections. Which would be fine if she turns out to be Richard Shelby In A Skirt, but I fear she'll have to add a little MAGA in there like a rat turd in a ham sandwich.

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42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump must have the most delicious balls in the history of the world, or something like that -- there HAS to be a reason these MAGAts won't stop gargling them.

You can't really believe that.

I'm sure they taste like shit. MAGAt are known for eating shit, so it all makes sense imo. 

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At this point I'd vote for Donald Trump to be the Republican senate candidate over Mo Brooks; if you're gonna get crooked and crazy, go for the original not the imitation.
Katie Britt will probably edge Mo out with her combo of Jesus-Loves-Me-Yes-He-Do ads and Richard Shelby's 8,000 years of money and connections. Which would be fine if she turns out to be Richard Shelby In A Skirt, but I fear she'll have to add a little MAGA in there like a rat turd in a ham sandwich.

Katie Britt is a covert MAGA cuntsicle.

She’s just crazy in a pretty palatable package.

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And her whole “Send a Mama to the Senate!” shtick is fucking embarrassing.

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14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Katie Britt is a covert MAGA cuntsicle.

She’s just crazy in a pretty palatable package.

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And her whole “Send a Mama to the Senate!” shtick is fucking embarrassing.

 

 

 

That is eerily similar to a parody of a Mormon done by the Southpark guys.

Tim James has a contender for the Bama Cringe Crown.

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On 3/18/2022 at 9:24 PM, Bama Chick said:


Katie Britt is a covert MAGA cuntsicle.

She’s just crazy in a pretty palatable package.

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And her whole “Send a Mama to the Senate!” shtick is fucking embarrassing.

 

 

 

Her speech and mannerisms are annoying af. Sadly, I think she will win.

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19 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

That is eerily similar to a parody of a Mormon done by the Southpark guys.

Tim James has a contender for the Bama Cringe Crown.

Lynda Blanchard for gov says hey. Claims she will finish Trump's wall. Where? Last I heard the browns weren't massing on the Tombigbee River. Every cycle they pander to the rubes with the "conservative, Christian valuuuues" with the obligatory hunting scene thrown in.

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4 hours ago, Capt. Squints said:

Lynda Blanchard for gov says hey. Claims she will finish Trump's wall. Where? Last I heard the browns weren't massing on the Tombigbee River. Every cycle they pander to the rubes with the "conservative, Christian valuuuues" with the obligatory slow-motion hunting scene thrown in.

fify bc they slow it down so you can really feel the dignity of the occasion.

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Alabama's Mo Brooks is slipping in the Republican primary for Senate, according to a new poll.

The congressman is now in third place in the GOP race, the latest survey conducted by McLaughlin & Associates showed. Brooks had support from 17.6 percent of likely primary voters, trailing opponents Katie Britt and Mike Durant. Britt was in second place with 32 percent from likely voters, while Durant lead the pack with 33.8 percent support.

Brooks, who earned Donald Trump's endorsement last year, was ahead of the field just a few months ago. In a December survey from the same polling firm, Brooks had support from 31.4 percent of respondents while Britt had 26.2 percent support and Durant 16.6 percent.

The findings come as Trump mulls pulling his endorsement of Brooks. The former president has weighed into dozens of federal races ahead of the 2022 midterms, touting his picks as the best in political history.

Getting his ass kicked.

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On 3/19/2022 at 11:40 AM, RDCanecutter said:

That is eerily similar to a parody of a Mormon done by the Southpark guys.

Tim James has a contender for the Bama Cringe Crown.

I've been out of the loop.  I thought Dale Peterson still had the crown.  

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5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Getting his ass kicked.

Word on the street (yo) is that Mike Durant was set up by the defense contractor crowd in Huntsville to represent their interests instead of "Attack the Capitol" Mo and any embarrassing trials he may yet have to weather.

Huntsville Texas? Hell no not that motherscratcher. Huntsville Alabama our own little Pentagon-almost-on-the-Tennessee.

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