Apple Pie

[tx 3 putt 76977]

this topic has taken over the family holiday thread. what are your thoughts ?

[Zepol87 9188]

Disgusting

 

[South Austin 52515]

[Js1 85348]

[futureman 22467]

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this topic has taken over the family holiday thread. what are your thoughts ?

what topic? cheese on an apple pie? I guess I don’t understand. 

[CooterBrown 18014]

Apple pie is the worst pie.

[Surly Bevo 24932]

[Da Fino 2783]

28 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Apple pie is the worst pie.

Pumpkin and sweet potato 

[Bill Brasky 1449]

it is almost as bad as people that put potato salad in their gumbo.   fucking savages.   

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

No such thing as bad pie, unless it has cheese on top

Edited November 11, 2021 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Covri 6249]

13 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

it is almost as bad as people that put potato salad in their gumbo.   fucking savages.   

I had this at French quarter fest in new Orleans probably 15 years ago and it was actually really good.  Thought it sounded weird too at first, but the hot/cold combo and the flavors really came together well.

[RollLeft 5045]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Apple pie is the worst pie.

There is also a worst playboy playmate.

[Underdog 28665]

Sharp cheddars works best. 

[TonyTexas 10515]

The only cheese that should be used in a dessert is cream cheese in a cheesecake, ricotta in a cannoli and mascarpone in tiramasu

[CBT 1282]

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Pumpkin and sweet potato 

there's a thread for this nonsense. 

[scottsins 1966]

this topic has taken over the family holiday thread. what are your thoughts ?

My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

[Deej 76799]

2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Pumpkin and sweet potato 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

I was expecting this to be between regular and Dutch apple. My answer to that would probably be whichever kind I didn’t have the last time I had a slice of apple pie. 

[Da Fino 2783]

My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

They have great pies. One of their kids was baptized in our pool. Unrelated to the pie discussion.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

I have had cheddar on apple pie a couple of times. The first time was at some place with my dad when I was 13 or so. I was skeptical, but ok I'll try it. It was good. I don't go out of my way to get the block out of the fridge if there's a pie, but I won't send it back if it's presented to me.

I don't give a damn about pumpkin pie. Gimme the apple.

[Lat22 4014]

1 hour ago, scottsins said:

My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

My wing of the family has been tasked to provide the pies for Thanksgiving. I’ll be paying JB a visit pretty soon. 

[Kennythetiger 9388]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

what topic? cheese on an apple pie? I guess I don’t understand. 

Yeah. Turned into quite a discussion in the dysfunctional family thread. Completely derailed the thread for a couple of days. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5160]

Cheese belongs on summer sausage, crackers, enchiladas, and hamburgers.  Vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, and Jen Reyna belong on pie I'd eat.

[davidg 4038]

Warm apple  pie and homemade vanilla ice cream. Any other variation is a travesty.

Here’s the last apple pie my mom made for me.  I had carried dad over to the farm and spent the night and when we got back the next evening she had this made.   Her (fuck) cancer was in remission at that point and was feeling pretty for the first time in months.  A big ass slice of pie into the bowl and a couple of scoops of ice cream on top.   Damn it was good.  RIP mom, miss you a bunch.

 

 

 

[futureman 22467]

I guess I still don’t understand. who is putting cheese on apple pie? nobody, right?

[justhookit 4191]

It sounds awful but it’s really good. It needs to be good cheddar.

I challenge you naysayers to actually try it.

[elfenix 34251]

apple on a cheese board isn't a strange sight so maybe?

[Zepol87 9188]

Didn't think about that but probably still a hard no from me forever 

[millhouse 2610]

This debate is largely dependent on the sweetness of the apple pie. Apple pie should be sweet by nature but well rounded in flavor, thus the sweetness does not go well with the cheese imo.

A cut up apple with non-melted cheese, well that is a whole nother discussion. 

[Underdog 28665]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

I guess I still don’t understand. who is putting cheese on apple pie? nobody, right?

Mike White. 

[futureman 22467]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Mike White. 

no, he’d never do that. do you have a serious answer?

[South Austin 52515]

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

apple on a cheese board isn't a strange sight so maybe?

Most apple pies have a ton more sugar than just a plain apple.  Still a WTF from me.  I wouldn't even combo the two while drunk.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

15 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Apple pie is the worst pie.

I’m sorry, but fuck you, and the lame tastebuds you rode in on.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

11 hours ago, davidg said:

Warm apple  pie and homemade vanilla ice cream. Any other variation is a travesty.

Here’s the last apple pie my mom made for me.  I had carried dad over to the farm and spent the night and when we got back the next evening she had this made.   Her (fuck) cancer was in remission at that point and was feeling pretty for the first time in months.  A big ass slice of pie into the bowl and a couple of scoops of ice cream on top.   Damn it was good.  RIP mom, miss you a bunch.

 

 

 

I am of the opinion that apple pie a la mode is the bestest pie in the whole wide fucking world. 
 

Cheddar on an apple pie is acceptable, but not the preferred mode of delivery, and it’s gotta be sharp as shit, and high quality.

[bborange 10070]

[Jerry Callo 8703]

I'd eat cheddar on apple pie long before potato salad in gumbo.  However, I'd choose 10 other pies before apple pie with or without cheese.

[Underdog 28665]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

no, he’d never do that. do you have a serious answer?

Mike White eats apple pie with cheddar cheese like Uncle Boobs chows down on …

Edited November 12, 2021 by Underdog

[futureman 22467]

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

However, I'd choose 10 other pies before apple pie

10 pies? can you name 10 pies?

[Jerry Callo 8703]

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

10 pies? can you name 10 pies?

Yes.

[LW Goatman 1124]

17 hours ago, scottsins said:

My thoughts:

Royer’s Cafe in Round Top makes the best apple pie on Earth, and second place isn’t even close.

I don’t get the cheese thing, since pie MUST have a scoop of ice cream and there’s no way that works with a melted slice of cheese.

Oh my friend, you are wrong. You can put a scoop of vanilla right on top of the melted cheddar. 

[Kennythetiger 9388]

For real?  I was one of the doubters in the original discussion, but when Tom Joad’s chef friend confirmed things, I’ve been thinking about it. My assumption was that the cheese replaced ice cream. 

[LW Goatman 1124]

18 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

For real?  I was one of the doubters in the original discussion, but when Tom Joad’s chef friend confirmed things, I’ve been thinking about it. My assumption was that the cheese replaced ice cream. 

I'm telling you, I WON'T eat apple pie without some melted cheddar, its just not as good...like a burger with no cheese. 

The ice cream is just an enhancement, and it works with cheese. 

[Kennythetiger 9388]

Just now, LW Goatman said:

I'm telling you, I WON'T eat apple pie without some melted cheddar, its just not as good...like a burger with no cheese. 

The ice cream is just an enhancement, and it works with cheese. 

Well goddamn if you don’t have me intrigued. I too consider a hamburger a waste of meat without cheese. 

[LW Goatman 1124]

6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Well goddamn if you don’t have me intrigued. I too consider a hamburger a waste of meat without cheese. 

[South Austin 52515]

Hair pie is best pie.

[smuggs 9353]

46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hair pie is best pie.

Definitely without the cheese, IMO.

[South Austin 52515]

Just now, smuggs said:

Definitely without the cheese, IMO.

Yes.  Whipped cream at most. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Some no taste  mofos up in here.  
 

Hey who needs their chicken nuggets cut up in little bite size pieces ? 

Edited November 12, 2021 by Onboard 2.0

[Underdog 28665]

Can’t say I’ve had it with both cheese and ice cream but I’m intrigued...

 

[South Austin 52515]

50 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Hey who needs their chicken nuggets cut up in little bite size pieces ? 

You do.