Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[MonkeyDoughnut 10440]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

For fucks sake. Christian Jones is awful and we have like 11 worse OL options than him on scholarship. 

I'd take one of those robot blocking dummies at this point.

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Anybody else see The Wiz when they showed Leipold or have I been at this sports bar too long

[ztejas 43741]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

OL giving him 1.8 seconds was his fault?

Yes. He's played behind this shitty OL all year. He should know better at this point. 

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Is his thumb still fucked up or what? Jesus. I should have bought more alcohol. Looks like I'm making a run. 

 

[phdhorn 6224]

Not sure I'm going to watch, I have to cut my nails, but please post as many relevant comments on the team unis in this thread so I can check in.  Thanks.

[millhouse 2709]

Anybody got some o.g. 4loko? I want to time travel through this fucking game

[victory88 5676]

We don’t need 4 years.  I think this coach is a worse hire than Charlie Strong and I never though those words would come out of my mouth.  A 1-8 Kansas team is taking us to the woodshed in year 1.  I don’t need to see anymore.  Cut your losses now.  This is going to be bad, ain’t no transfer or decent recruits coming to play for this shit or this staff.

[CooterBrown 18089]

For fucks sake. Christian Jones is awful and we have like 11 worse OL options than him on scholarship. 

He got manhandled by a DE that weighs 210.

[nineliveslost 2888]

Some where, at some time, and in some way we angered God...and he is a cruel and unforgiving God. 

[Pam Cummings 9697]

Easy 5 yards every time.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The program has been dead for 11 years 

Just like my marriage…

 

[NashLonghorn 296]

The fact that Casey Thomas is playing with a bandaged thumb is incredibly telling.  Not in a good way either 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Why isn’t RoJo the QB for this game?

Can we stop with this stupid shit? We have walk-ons that are better options at this point.

[ATXhorn17 1637]

Y’all, Duke football beat Kansas… Think about that for a second.

[hookem48 4717]

Schooler fired up, too bad he sucks

[AUS-97HORN 11874]

were   we smart enough to put a clause in the contract that if you lose to Kansas its an automatic breech of contract and a fireable offense. 

[Kel Varnsen 8627]

fucking schooler. quit celebrating giving up a 5 yd gain.

[Nueces River Rat 5597]

[Stunns38 3706]

Puff your chest out Schooler, you held him to 8 yards.

[CooterBrown 18089]

I hate Schooler about as much as that last long haired POS.

[David Dennison 19119]

Wow.

[Pancho 45429]

Yeah, this is not good.

[NashLonghorn 296]

Let’s see if there is a defense adjustment 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2646]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What? He might be ultimately responsible but he isn't in charge of everything that happens. Do you understand how a football coaching staff works?

Soooo. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2428]

Keep celebrating defense.   Fucking idiots. 

[orangebird 1145]

Can we just switch teams and staffs with UTSA at this point?  Maybe do a promotion/relegation kind of thing, or something?

[BrazilHorn 6651]

Love the emphatic Schooler celebration after an 8 yd gain

[USNALonghorn 5100]

We’re going to get steamrolled by fucking Kansas 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2646]

Just now, NashLonghorn said:

Let’s see if there is a defense adjustment 

Jajahahajsha. Good one. 

[Sgt Hulk 14092]

Did jones even start in highschool he’s such a colossal fucking pussy 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

What time is the basketball game?

[TXpride 558]

Is it too early in Sark's tenure to start hoping we lose? Because I'm there.

[NashLonghorn 296]

Just now, NashLonghorn said:

Let’s see if there is a defense adjustment 

Nope

[tbone_ 14256]

1-8 fucking Kansas is going to blow us out because we can’t stop a goddamn running play.

[MillerEP 30567]

Le sigh

[Jshep34 2381]

How does sark's seat get if they take the L at home?

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[nineliveslost 2888]

embarrassing 

[HRSchenker 2288]

I think the game plan this week is to intentionally let Kansas lead in the first two quarters so we can show the world that we'll score more than 7 points in the second half. We'll still lose but it will be in style. 

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

We would have run that 3rd and 2 play to brewer and lost 6 yards

[Kel Varnsen 8627]

good thing he got butterfingers on that

[irishtexan 11530]

Haha. Yeah. Fuck this. I’m out

[Bruh Man 3160]

Schooler hyped up to prevent a 20 yd gain. 

[OU Sucks 9081]

Of course Jamison dives at the QB's feet instead of trying to bat down the pass.

Edited November 14, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Dr. Teeth 5863]

At least they can’t catch. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2428]

Just now, NashLonghorn said:

Let’s see if there is a defense adjustment 

[hookem48 4717]

maybe if Casey didn't have a 3 second wind up to throw it would help the oline.

[Horn80 6240]

12 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Better pour several

Second drink poured….

[dcar00 14602]

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

[Sir Ulrich 5264]

Drops have done more than this defense has

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Can we stop with this stupid shit? We have walk-ons that are better options at this point.

No we can’t. Can you get your mom to stop calling me? I know she loved that deep dicking I gave her but damn, she is coming across as desperate. I bet you were one of those idiots that thought this game was a lock huh?