Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[dcar00 14181]

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

[alphahorn 1637]

i'd like to see Gbenda and Brock in a 100 meter race, but I don't have the time

[BrazilHorn 6586]

I see Sark’s plan. Get behind by 20 in 1st half THEN comeback and win. 
 

Can’t blow a 3rd qtr lead if you never have one

[nineliveslost 2753]

Should we just go the the southern conference ?

[Pancho 44759]

1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

What time is the basketball game?

9:30

[dcar00 14181]

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Just now, dcar00 said:

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

And Orlando. That should not happen at any level of football. 

[Stunns38 3460]

My daughter’s cheerleading team could have picked up that weak blitz.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

Is it too early in Sark's tenure to start hoping we lose? Because I'm there.

I am not fucking kidding.  lose to kansas and we fire your ass and we dont pay a god damned dime.  go to court and challenge it for 8 god damned years. 

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

That late blitz really worked to help get the WR open. 

[dcar00 14181]

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

[deadshank 24652]

This team is pitiful and helpless.

An embarrassment.
 
 

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

It's unreal what is being put on the field. Total implosion.

[David Dennison 18854]

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

How does sark's seat get if they take the L at home?

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He should be fired. You can't lose to Kansas at home and keep your job at Texas.

[ztejas 43418]

What I don't understand is how this team has gotten so much worse. We should have beat OU. We kicked the shit out of Tech. What happened?

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

This is an asskicking. 

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

I'm serious when I say this team makes me feel physically ill in my depths. How the fuck did we get here. It is unbelievable how fuck mismanaged this program has become. It is fucking mind fucking motherfucking mind blowing.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

2 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Is it too early in Sark's tenure to start hoping we lose? Because I'm there.

No way sark survives this. 

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

This defensive game plan is so fucking bad week after week. 

[Longhornlove 4813]

we gonna get blown out

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

We should fire Coach K by the end of this post. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

This feels like a blowout right now

[Bigbend1812 12915]

nice job getting off blocks fellas. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

We're indescribably bad. 

[lilMAC25 3792]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What? He might be ultimately responsible but he isn't in charge of everything that happens. Do you understand how a football coaching staff works?

You cannot be fucking serious.

 

 

He’s in charge of ALL of it.

[NashLonghorn 270]

Was the cupboard that bare with the defense or we just haven’t got a clue 

[FOXHOUND 1021]

14-0 incoming

[Brisketexan 105096]

So, I’m noticing that the Christmas movies have started on the Hallmark channel. Maybe tonight’s movie will feature a woman who has a high-powered job, ends up in a small town on assignment, and ends up falling for a local guy who is central to putting on the annual Christmas Festival.

A fucking Hallmark movie marathon would be a better, and more masculine, use of our time than watching this shittastic team another second.

Do any of y’all remember a worse Texas team? I can’t.

[atomheartbevo 89652]

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

We don’t need 4 years.  I think this coach is a worse hire than Charlie Strong and I never though those words would come out of my mouth.  A 1-8 Kansas team is taking us to the woodshed in year 1.  I don’t need to see anymore.  Cut your losses now.  This is going to be bad, ain’t no transfer or decent recruits coming to play for this shit or this staff.

I said it in one of the other threads - Travis Scott has solid Texas roots, could recruit well, and there's not a lot that will stop him.

[Deej 76759]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Your move cdc.

"We're putting a rollercoaster on Bevo Boulevard next year!"

[millhouse 2604]

Bunch of unathletic softies out there right now

[HuntinHorn 975]

We are the slowest bunch of 3-4-5 stars in the nation

[dcar00 14181]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He should be fired. You can't lose to Kansas at home and keep your job at Texas.

Get ready.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10233]

Schooler leading tackler again...

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

34-7 I’m calling it 

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

Just now, NashLonghorn said:

Was the cupboard that bare with the defense or we just haven’t got a clue 

We don't have the talent of Kansas? IT"S FUCKING COACHINNG!

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

If we put our backups end at every position, we could not do worse than what we are doing now. 

[Captain Obvious 516]

Everyone calm down.  We clearly watched the MSU - Auburn game and are following the Mike Leach game plan.  Give up 2 more TDs without scoring and we'll have them right where we want them.

[Bigjohns97 125]

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

[Horn80 6118]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

We should fire Coach K by the end of this post. 

The fish rots at the head.

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Y’all, Duke football beat Kansas… Think about that for a second.

Kansas only win is against an FCS school in South Dakota.   And barley a win 17-14.   Think about that for a second. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Fuck you, Mack.  

[ztejas 43418]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Do any of y’all remember a worse Texas team? I can’t.

Nah. We're gonna go 4-8.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Time for Texas to put its dick on the table and fire the head coach before completing the first season. Show everybody our standard is higher than this shit show. 

[Bigjohns97 125]

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

[ChickenNuggets 1626]

At deer camp, score?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Our best hope is a Kansas blow Out at this point. Anything else will drag this On for years. 
 

Rip the bandaid off 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

maybe if Casey didn't have a 3 second wind up to throw it would help the oline.

Or if he rolled out or stepped up, or just did anything a normal QB would do. 

[Deej 76759]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re going to get steamrolled by fucking Kansas 

Just wait till the second half…