Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[GreenspointTexas 9354]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark has never come back down by 10 but is that at the half or at any point?

Half

[Lurch 5916]

Worst helmet in CFB?

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

we are in free fall at terminal velocity

Nah there's still some speed to pick up before reaching terminal V. We'll get there by the end of this one at this rate.

[Firemans4Horn 16874]

Do Thompson and Card need Tommy John surgery? For fucks sake how bad can an arm be?

[Dark Horse 2250]

1 minute ago, NashLonghorn said:

Dark ain’t going anywhere.  Think of this as the mid 50s teams coached by Price. 

Slightly racist

[LTtxfan 48688]

There is no fuckin' passion on this team right now.

WTF !!! 

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

I’m starting to stress eat. See ya in 30 pounds. 

[hookem48 4603]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Xavier Worthy didn't even try to catch that ball. Why bother playing the 2nd quarter? This game is over 

probably hasn't practiced catching the ball with his feet

[Deej 76086]

Someone needs to plant a quarter full bottle of booze in Sark's car and then call in a tip to UTPD.

[MillerEP 30234]

We learned our lesson, instead of sitting the entire second half, this time we're sitting out the first...genius!?

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is there anything lower than rock bottom? Cause I think we about to need that label.

This is almost, "do they play football in China?  Because we're about to find out!" level of bottom.

[TexasBeta 1255]

Watching the klan farmers game. Any chance we can get Joey Freshwater.


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[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

Energy on this team right now....

[RamjetFDO 10543]

Rally Monkey time!!!

[SubliminalHorn 6333]

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I don't know what the punishment is for getting shut out by Kansas.  But it better had be some Randall Flagg shit.

Sark will survive. But should he?

[David Dennison 17671]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I want this chump fired tonite.  If not, CDC can go first, then we can fire the fraud.

I mean, the most entertaining aspect of loss will be watching the administration decide how to deal with it.

The pressure to fire him will be other worldly.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2617]

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark has never come back down by 10 but is that at the half or at any point?

Any point. If we win this will be his only ten plus point comeback.   Lololololol

 

great hire we made 

[BERT 4305]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Keep Fucking that chicken

Are you looking in the mirror while saying this? 

[atomheartbevo 88753]

10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

We don't have the talent of Kansas? IT"S FUCKING COACHINNG!

[Steelers Roll Left 1140]

 

[ConferenceRoom 5956]

Sark will survive. But should he?

If he loses to Kansas he should be launched out of the solar system.

[Lurch 5916]

I mean, the most entertaining aspect of loss will be watching the administration decide how to deal with it.
The pressure to fire him will be other worldly.

No it won’t.

[LTtxfan 48688]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

You can see it in their eyes. They just don’t care.

I don't get it...

[Bevo Num1 1003]

We are literally the worst team in college football right now. Lol

[HRSchenker 2215]

2010 Garrett Gilbert hangs half a hundred on our defense right now. Who the fuck is our D coordinator and when does he start packing his shit up? 

[GreenspointTexas 9354]

This team thought they could show up and kansaa would lay down

[BigHorn'13 3340]

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

Worst helmet in CFB?

We might as well be... oh. The toucan looking thing? Fuck everything

[Wishbone 4716]

Our team plays like they have trouble grasping the basics of the game, or like 11 individuals doing their own thing on every play. Or both.

[gaspar 102]

Who’s our third string QB? May have to go that in the 2nd half. 

[USNALonghorn 4964]

WVU will hang 60+ on us

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Thanks Sark and your shitty team, I’m over here trying to explain to my 6 year old daughter how a bird can beat a Longhorn. Christ, fuck my life.

[Bigbend1812 12864]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I was hoping that gun was putting our season out of its misery. 

That was Bevo killing himself. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

This team has long COVID.

[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Sark will survive. But should he?

Doesn't matter

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

I doubt it but If any of you fucking losers on the football team read surly. 
 

You’re a fucking embarrassment to the sport of football on any level. You’re offensive to anything resembling a man. You’re the biggest fucking joke outside of 1916 Cumberland and I’d wager they would beat your asses up and down the field. It a nutshell. Go fuck yourself

(not you 2,5, or 8. ) I’m sorry you guys are wasting your college careers 

[LTtxfan 48688]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Energy on this team right now....

 

[Gidnik 3230]

when the announcers are saying that your players dont give a shit you have a serious problem

 

[David Dennison 17671]

Just now, Lurch said:

No it won’t.

It should be. And he should be fired.

[GreenspointTexas 9354]

Yeah uh, sark is fired if he loses to kansas.

 

 

 

there is no coming back from a loss to ku

[bolverk 28892]

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader?

Edited November 14, 2021 by bolverk

[Surly Bevo 24266]

What are we doing here in the booth?

[dcar00 13861]

The kansas coach called that one. He pays attention.

[nineliveslost 2677]

4 and 8 here we come 

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Thanks Sark and your shitty team, I’m over here trying to explain to my 6 year old daughter how a bird can beat a Longhorn. Christ, fuck my life.

Bevo be like, "aw hell no, don't put my name on this shit!"

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

Everyone can see the issues except Sark. 

[Tex Pete 20019]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We learned our lesson, instead of sitting the entire second half, this time we're sitting out the first...genius!?

We practiced it last week. 

[cabowabo 4381]

If his thumb is so hurt, then pull him for fuck’s sake. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, bolverk said:

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader.

UPS Driver

[The Ace of Aces 4946]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

WVU will hang 60+ on us

Yes that game is going to be a blowout. Like a 40 point drubbing.  

[victory88 5641]

I’m watching Kansas man handle us.  This is not even competitive….