Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[burntorangebongos 10750]

Where is Worthy out of bounds? 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Scored too quickly. Defense is “exhausted”

[nineliveslost 2790]

i am trying to get hopeful...not really there yet 

[BrazilHorn 6624]

Finally. Got on scoreboard. 

[twosheds 374]

Master of Manipulation

[RamjetFDO 10577]

"Steve Sarkisian is the master of manipulation."

Yup.

That was actually said.

[Bigbend1812 12928]

Let’s go you pussies!  Have some goddamn pride you fucks!

[ztejas 43525]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

We are going to have to outscore them cause our D ain't stopping shit

Good thing we spotted them 14 points. 

[Sgt Hulk 13815]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Will this be sarks first ever ten point comeback win?!?

1 yard

[hookem48 4701]

Sark is so good at getting people open, even our worthless receivers, hiring defensive coords, not so much

[Juke_Em 47]

There goes the shutout! The offense is back

[Lurch 5931]

Makes it hard to comprehend how the fuck Sark named him as starter in the first place. 

Shinier turd

[lilMAC25 3801]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wut?

That’s what the announcers said, unless I completely misunderstood.

[Pato del Muerto 52539]

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

[Nolacycling 893]

I wat Ol Miss tackling coach.

[dcar00 14319]

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Will this be sarks first ever ten point comeback win?!?

This D isn't stopping anyone.

[HRSchenker 2271]

Maybe Greg Abbott will call a special session to find out why this team sucks so much 

[theaveragejon 988]

Casey can't throw. Every ball is is a wounded duck. And somehow this is still supposedly our best option. 

I hate everything about this, and this team. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2239]

Let’s go you pussies!  Have some goddamn pride you fucks!

Moose out front should have told you....

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

Sark is a genius! Haven’t you heard??

[Sgt Hulk 13815]

Let’s drink wvertime we hear about this fucking thumb 

[WinningIsHard 4054]

Shitty scheme there, good thing thompson bailed us out lol. Moochie probably free lanced and ran his own route for a TD. Gonna take these players just running their own plays to get us a win tonight. Lulz 

[OU Sucks 8894]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Thompson found a little throwing rhythm- time to pull him for card!

Yeah, seems like a good strategy to pull your QB who finally just hit a few passes.

[Horn80 6131]

Even after the Texas TD, I was silent.

[TwiceHorn 31514]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

And our genius coaching staff decided he should start this season. Think about that 

They said Thompson would play two drives, then Card.

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Ole Miss should be up 3 scores on Ag but they keep fumbling.

[WBT 20646]

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Thread moves too fast to catch every post, but has anyone mentioned Sark's "outfit" makes him look like a Boy Scout den leader?

Nah, we leave posting about other men's outfits up to you

[Lurch 5931]

Sure could use a monkey-based distraction right about now

[Atticus 3978]

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

We are being worked by fucking KANSAS. 
 

At some point, blaming the players is clearly inaccurate.

Bad coaching and good players still beats this Kansas team. They are playing with zero effort or heart.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh goody....now we get to watch the defense again

Well, technically, you won’t be watching defense. 

[burntorangebongos 10750]

So Card's thumb works, right? 

[Steelers Roll Left 1182]

FU Thomas J. Henry you f’in ambulance chaser…..

[Stunns38 3538]

Luckily KU has less depth than we do. But we have a coaching staff that can’t adjust their own underwear.

[hookem48 4701]

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Shitty scheme there, good thing thompson bailed us out lol. Moochie probably free lanced and ran his own route for a TD. Gonna take these players just running their own plays to get us a win tonight. Lulz 

had to be, couldn't have been a good play design

[LTtxfan 49324]

Bijan probably needs to sit -- does not have a burst right now, and more hits on him could be bad

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Lets watch our defense get their Saturday cardio in.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Let's get one of those "ID Police" thingies and run it over the names on the back of our jerseys.

[bolverk 29700]

Just now, WBT said:

Nah, we leave posting about other men's outfits up to you

I'm honored.

[hobbes2702 13049]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

They said Thompson would play two drives, then Card.

Card started the season for us and apparently isn’t good enough to get mins over a banged up Thompson. How bad are we at talent evaluation if that decision could ever be made?

[Hagbard Celine 10900]

welp, let's see if the defense gives 1 fuck

just 1 please

[Bullneck 19188]

The Lauren Sisler report. Sizzling!

[HRSchenker 2271]

FUCK KANSAS 

[Underdog 28755]

The start of 56 unanswered points.  

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

Confirmed Washington has a set of functional hands. So at least we got that going for us

[Wishbone 4763]

We have two offenses. Ours, when we have the ball, and theirs when they have the ball.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

8 minute drive coming up??

[lilMAC25 3801]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Bad coaching and good players still beats this Kansas team. They are playing with zero effort or heart.

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

Lets watch our defense get their Saturday cardio in.

That would require effort.

[OU Sucks 8894]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

So Card's thumb works, right? 

His thumb is fine.  He just has a dislocated arm.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

For the love of Satan, please let that score be our turning the corner in this game. Ou lost, aggy is losing, we need this win. I need this win.