Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[Eggo 3993]

Agony. 

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

What’s the point of playing our next two games?

 

Well, the HC is being paid about 6 million a year for this so, ……

[bolverk 29717]

Texas is hitting rock bottom tonight. Maybe that's what Sark & his team is trying to achieve here tonight.

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, GhostOfTomChairman said:

I got in on KU +31

I think you're gonna win.

[nineliveslost 2796]

lol. even the announcer said does Texas players even want to play or not 

We are the JOKE

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Wondering if there are gonna be any betting odds if we leave Sark at the airport next week at WVU. 

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

announcer called it, Texas players need to decide if they want to play or not

Narrator:  "...they don't..."

[JohnnyTapia 540]

Why tf are you flexing Coburn? We’re down 21 pts

[TwiceHorn 31535]

5 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Team has quit / coaches have lost the team… two sides, same coin.

Usually, you blame coaches for losing a team.

I have this feeling that this team is so shitty a decent coach may be destined to lose them.

I mean, some of these fuckers negative recruited their own team.

[Wishbone 4782]

Fuck this. Switching to Alfred Hitchcock Presents re-run ‘til Gonzaga game.

[Bigbend1812 12929]

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Texas - Lisa Ann

 

KU - Mandingo, Peter North, and Lex Steele

That’s a much better watch. 

[Burt 4092]

Can we lobby the NCAA for the death penalty?

[PatSolitanojr 518]

I'm glad Coburn is flexing down 21 against Kansas 

[yoladu 4094]

Is this KU’s first punt?

[Duane Moore 5249]

Why the fuck is that fat ass Coburn flexing after a tackle down by three touchdowns?

[Lurch 5931]

I’m thinking 63-28 

Show me the 7?

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

I'm serious when I say I don't see how we are ever a decent football team again. 

[Stunns38 3558]

Cook may have saved a TD. That WR had daylight.

[Sgt Hulk 13838]

Honestly it’s best to just have a “Covid” outbreak and hang it up 

[victory88 5669]

Is Alfred Collins hurt? I don’t think I’ve seen him play a single snap.

[nineliveslost 2796]

Just now, bolverk said:

Texas is hitting rock bottom tonight. Maybe that's what Sark & his team is trying to achieve here tonight.

Rock bottom??????. We smashed through that after for straight losses after having the lead

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

I wish Bo Davis was micd up tonight.

[Bigbend1812 12929]

Nice flag.  

[OU Sucks 8915]

Offense doesn't do anything, defense gets a stop.  Offense gets a score, defense gives up a score.  Great complimentary football.

[hookem48 4703]

Jamison run down by the deep snapper

[Real Papi 1003]

Texas high school elite coaches, Traylor HC, Surratt AHC make it happen

[westexhorn 2020]

Just now, victory88 said:

Is Alfred Collins hurt? I don’t think I’ve seen him play a single snap.

Yes he was hurt last game 

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

Who would have thought, that after beating Tech,  one school would fire their head coach and make a bowl and maybe a winning season, and the other team would go 4-8

[millhouse 2617]

"A rare stop for the Texas defense this evening" this announcer is slaying us, and it is 100% factual 

[Sgt Hulk 13838]

Just now, Lurch said:

Show me the 7?

Garbage time when KU puts in their practice players 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Ref is smirking. Fuck him!

[Longhornlove 4884]

Good thing, there is only one way to go if you lose to Kansas in football. Up, it can't get worse than that can it?

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

I'm serious when I say I don't see how we are ever a decent football team again. 

Hire the right coaches and get better players.

[bolverk 29717]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Rock bottom??????. We smashed through that after for straight losses after having the lead

Those losses were just falling through floors on the way down.

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

The refs are fucking loving this

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Coburn, just fucking leave and quit flexing.

[Hank_Hill 18894]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Is Alfred Collins hurt? I don’t think I’ve seen him play a single snap.

He’s played multiple.

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

2 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Beer sales?

Titos will be having a banner year

[Fudge Nuggets 19221]

5 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Yep, this team deserves about every last bit of ridicule they get from opposing teams and fanbases at this point.  Bring on the SEC chants.

I heard some in the first half, maybe after the pick six.

[lilMAC25 3817]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Usually, you blame coaches for losing a team.

I have this feeling that this team is so shitty a decent coach may be destined to lose them.

I mean, some of these fuckers negative recruited their own team.

Oh bullshit. 
 

kansas coaches would take our players and destroy us with them.

[Bigbend1812 12929]

[Get ln My Van 927]

Shut the fuck up… the defense got a stop?

[Lat22 4017]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

announcer called it, Texas players need to decide if they want to play or not

News flash. They don’t. 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Jerrin Thompson is just as shit as foster and Brockermeyer 

[MillerEP 30499]

It's fucking crazy how some guys have no idea what they're doing. Like at this stage even as a 2 or 3 star college recruit you should have some concept of how to play your position. Like basic things seemed to have been coached OUT of them. It's bad, like really bad.

[Steelers Roll Left 1182]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly it’s best to just have a “Covid” outbreak and hang it up 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I heard some in the first half, maybe after the pick six.

[OU Sucks 8915]

If we fair caught every punt and let every kickoff be a touchback or go out of bounds, we'd always be in better starting position than we end up having.

Edited November 14, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Horn80 6131]

2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I wish Bo Davis was micd up tonight.

Like that worked last time?

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

A kid named Mack Brown just bungled a fake kick against the ags. Fitting.