Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Big 12 zebras, a species that needs to go extinct

[cactusflinthead 27602]

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Texas is hitting rock bottom tonight. Maybe that's what Sark & his team is trying to achieve here tonight.

Gravity's gone

So I'll meet you at the bottom if there really is one
They always told me when you hit it you'll know it
But I've been falling so long it's like gravity's gone and I'm just floating

[Lat22 4017]

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

[Tonesky 948]

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Texas is hitting rock bottom tonight. Maybe that's what Sark & his team is trying to achieve here tonight.

I know it’s from Shaggy, but scat is scat....

[XYZ 2154]

Wait, what happened? Why did Kansas punt???

[alphahorn 1637]

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck the Brock’s all of them 

We need to build a statue at DKR of pigs fucking the Brocks

[Hank_Hill 18894]

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Jerrin Thompson is just as shit as foster and Brockermeyer 

You mean the scrappy borderline 4 star that we stole from TEXAS TECH?!

[4th&Five 41589]

 

[lilMAC25 3817]

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Good thing, there is only one way to go if you lose to Kansas in football. Up, it can't get worse than that can it?

 

 

someone photoshop Sark’s face onto this

Edited November 14, 2021 by lilMAC25

[feces hurling monkey 2]

13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

And you’re here to talk about it with us. What does that say about your life?

Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Big 12 zebras, a species that needs to go extinct

We're so bad, the zebras aren't even worth getting worked up over anymore.

[nineliveslost 2796]

Just now, alphahorn said:

We need to build a statue at DKR of pigs fucking the Brocks

Would you want your kids joining this shit show?

[Hank_Hill 18894]

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

Sacrificing a bunch of white girls to the baptist gods gets you alot.

Edited November 14, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

Newton's 3rd Law of Motion: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

He's right you know.

[TwiceHorn 31535]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Oh bullshit. 
 

kansas coaches would take our players and destroy us with them.

At this point, it's not the talent, it's the attitude.  

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, feces hurling monkey said:

Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I could have thrown that shitass pass. Fuck man.

[AnTiM 1669]

Just now, feces hurling monkey said:

Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?

Someone else's, or your own?

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Jesus with that trajectory Casey might be trying to place that ball in LEO

[The Ace of Aces 5194]

Aggy about to take the lead in Oxford. That fucking program is light years ahead of Texas and the gap is growing rapidly, quickly.  

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Neither QB has an ounce of zip on the ball 

[Clintonaldo 2576]

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

 

I was thinking about this earlier. It doesn’t make sense. 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Wait, what happened? Why did Kansas punt???

Cause Brock wasn't in.

[MillerEP 30499]

12 men in the field

[VaLonghorn99 341]

I think I need therapy after watching this game, or the last 5

[orangebird 1079]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Aggy about to take the lead in Oxford. That fucking program is light years ahead of Texas and the gap is growing rapidly, quickly.  

They're a good team, don't get me wrong.  But not an elite one.

Which just further serves to illustrate how gawdawful ours is right now.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

Lack of QB and LB really affecting this team. Just no words

[Horn80 6131]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

True

[millhouse 2617]

Who the fuck is 24 at running back? Kirko grindz still got eligibility? 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Good god Casey

[dbecks 442]

If Sark doesn’t start drinking again after tonight, he might need heroin.

Sorry… this shit would make a fucking Mormon get inebriated.

[WBT 20666]

We can't even go in motion correctly

[David Dennison 18946]

Just now, Clintonaldo said:

 

I was thinking about this earlier. It doesn’t make sense. 

Steve Sarkisian had a head coaching resume for everyone to see.

We hired him anyway.

[Surly Bevo 25148]

Good god what a fucking terrible pass

[alphahorn 1637]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

At this point, it's not the talent, it's the attitude.  

it's both

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Newton's 3rd Law of Motion: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

No there isn’t 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Fuck Casey Thompson 

[TwiceHorn 31535]

1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said:

 

I was thinking about this earlier. It doesn’t make sense. 

Well, a good bit of it is that the coaches weren't fired for performance.

[millhouse 2617]

Lol brewer trying to put a move on somebody 

[ztejas 43534]

This is really bad obviously but it wouldn't be historically bad if we had a healthy QB worth a shit. 

[millhouse 2617]

Bijan is fucking good

[Hook1997 5400]

Just now, millhouse said:

Who the fuck is 24 at running back? Kirko grindz still got eligibility? 

Brooks averaging like over 6 yards a carry when he’s got chances.  

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Milwee and sark should really teach Thompson to not overthrow Worthy twice a game. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Let’s go motherfuckers.

[Gidnik 3285]

stop god damn celebrating youre down 2 touchdowns 

[WinningIsHard 4093]

Well that was a nice play lol 

[CycleTex87 2981]

It’s because the field isn’t centered on the tunnels, idnt it?

[Sgt Hulk 13838]

Fuck 

[Bigbend1812 12929]

Too bad the defense isn’t going to stop this juggernaut of a Kansas offense