Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[hookem48 4703]

god damn Sark can design some plays, fuck you just want this shit to work

[dcbc 14509]

My wife just yelled, "run the damned ball." Love that woman

[SarksJuggs 1106]

I’m glad Bijan has enough self awareness to not celebrate. 

[MillerEP 30498]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Aggy about to take the lead in Oxford. That fucking program is light years ahead of Texas and the gap is growing rapidly, quickly.  

Ole miss 458yds... 15pts... C'mon man

[F250 28818]

1 minute ago, dbecks said:

If Sark doesn’t start drinking again after tonight, he might need heroin.

Sorry… this shit would make a fucking Mormon get inebriated.

I was just thinking that this was heroin level misery.

 

[TwiceHorn 31535]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

it's both

Yeah.  In reference to "losing the team," it's attitude.  Like, I have this sense that any coach that demanded accountability would lose this team.

[lilMAC25 3817]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

At this point, it's not the talent, it's the attitude.  

If only there were people we paid to address that.

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

If ku gets 2 more tds, itll be the most points they have scored since 2007 vs nebraska

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ole miss 458yds... 15pts... C'mon man

They had 408 in the 1st half...

[hookem48 4703]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

If only there were people we paid to address that.

what would you do different this year?

[MillerEP 30498]

We could really go for a turnover right here

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Just now, MillerEP said:

We could really go for a turnover right here

Brock will make it happen 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

My wife just yelled, "run the damned ball." Love that woman

They are...we should start doing the same.

[hayden_horn 11365]

we gonna win this because kansas is turtling. glad i bet the 61.5 over. lulz. 

jesus fucking christ.

[Bigbend1812 12929]

Just trying to fuck up

[Hook1997 5400]

I like the announcer breaking down that the team is soft but stopped just short of actually saying it lol. 

[Blotto 23574]

Just now, hookem48 said:

god damn Sark can design some plays, fuck you just want this shit to work

Fuck Sark, let him play call as an OC somewhere else. He's dogshit as a head coach. He cant come back from this. Even if we win this game, the stink wont go away. 

[millhouse 2617]

3rd and long, scares you to death 

[Bullneck 19206]

Kansas punting now.  Imagine going into the 4th down only 7 after all this?

[Surly Bevo 25148]

How do we fuck up this turn of fortune?

[texastroubadour 1224]

Why the fuck is their coach pissed?


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[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Looks like new bodies on D

[Burt 4092]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If ku gets 2 more tds, itll be the most points they have scored since 2007 vs nebraska

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Just now, Blotto said:

Fuck Sark, let him play call as an OC somewhere else. He's dogshit as a head coach. He cant come back from this. Even if we win this game, the stink wont go away. 

This. He doesn’t seem to understand that being a head coach is more than calling plays 

[Longhornlove 4884]

At least they shuffled some defensive players, got Foster off the field.

 

[Bigbend1812 12929]

Less than 30 min to tip-off!

[DanTheHorn 4966]

So does this mean we don’t have talent to beat Kansas since it is definitely not the coaching.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Is Jett Bush playing LB now?

[VaLonghorn99 341]

We have to score like 75 in order to cover

[hayden_horn 11365]

kansas was killing us when they had decided to play offense. they've stopped doing that. 

we will win i reckon.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

Twice Foster not on field, twice force punt

[ztejas 43534]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

How do we fuck up this turn of fortune?

Get Card back in there. Dial up another 6 in the wrong direction. 

[Surly Bevo 25148]

MONKEY!!!!

[MillerEP 30498]

Hey we did something by right!

[millhouse 2617]

Pay that man his monkey

[Longhornlove 4884]

I see some fight, WTF?

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Twice Foster not on field, twice force punt

Brock was out too right?

[Bigbend1812 12929]

Washington has played a good game. 

[Bogeywon 2519]

Letttsss gooooo

[Real Papi 1003]

Monkey man comes through again

[Stunns38 3558]

We’re going to fuck around and come back…then get manhandled the last 2 games.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

I saw something in the stands I like.

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Burt said:

That was a great HC.

[OU Sucks 8915]

Yay, stripper's monkey did something!

[SarksJuggs 1106]

I wish I could get excited 

[hookem48 4703]

blocked it and didn't hit the punter, damn that was nice

[WinningIsHard 4093]

Holy shit 

[hornian 5223]

At least ST isn’t monkeying around to 

[Bigbend1812 12929]

Bijan!