Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

RoToe

Toe-bo Cop

[ztejas 43,452]

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

So is our starting QB who is kind of balling right now. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

Everybody in there cars on the radio back to Plano , ya'll done missed the greatest comeback, of all time. OF ALL TIME!

That game doesn't deserve this game being compared to it at all...at fucking all.

[ChickenNuggets 1,627]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Brooks is going to go off in the fourth quarter. We are going to win. And it's going to turn around our season. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just ate a bunch of healing crystals.

Try smoking them next time…

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

I’ve been saying this for years. 

[Longhornlove 4,829]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Robinson was the one bright spot this shitty season. 

Worthy says Hi, could and should be Freshman AA.

[Stunns38 3,460]

Shitty defense is still shitty and has yet to shat all they shit. 

Looks like Foster isn’t on the field. That’s an improvement.

[Zeus 6,024]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Shut the fuck up. All our games are meaningless if you look at it that way.

Every big12 game since 2015 okie lite has been meaningless. If they will rig a game that sloppy and obviously never again will any game in the big12 matter.

[SKA the boss 729]

Where is this better line going to come from?

Huntsville, Rahway…

[atomheartbevo 89,672]

We can hear the game from where we live (sound is traveling most excellently tonight) and my kid came in and asked if somebody was shooting off fireworks, and I told him that was just UT scoring several times over the last quarter.  He looked even more confused.  It's like he's forgotten what Smokey sounds like.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

We don’t have any of the top State talent. 

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

I think it's just us, our best in state players go to Alabama and Ohio St. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,236]

9 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Brock was out too right?

[hookem48 4,687]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Robinson was the one bright spot this shitty season. 

you haven't seen Worthy play I guess

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

Fuck the haters. This team sucks, but i dont wanna lose to fucking kansas, at home. And bijan is out and casey and x man are trying to carry the team on their backs

 

 

fuck it, lets go Texas!!!!

[lilMAC25 3,794]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Where is this better line going to come from?

Human Sacrifice.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

At least it wasn't his lower body. 

Hope he transfers somewhere nice and wins the Heisman.

I hate you more than this team.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, hookem48 said:

you haven't seen Worthy play I guess

Don't forget about Gia.

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

Just the ones we get. The good ones sign with tOSU, Bama, and Clemson.

[deadshank 24,653]

I really want to get some rest but I have to watch how this will fall apart in the end.  
 

Am I a masochist?  

[Horn80 6,123]

Just now, hookem48 said:

you haven't seen Worthy play I guess

Stand corrected.

[C-Man 27,229]

Hudson Card need never take another snap at Texas.

Fire the defense — coaches and players — into the sun. I’ll keep Bo Davis.

[Zeus 6,024]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the haters. This team sucks, but i dont wanna lose to fucking kansas, at home. And bijan is out and casey and x man are trying to carry the team on their backs

 

 

fuck it, lets go Texas!!!!

FIGHT!!!!

 

[GreenspointTexas 9,602]

 

 

make plays!!!!!

[Horn80 6,123]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Worthy says Hi, could and should be Freshman AA.

Stand corrected.

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

Maybe they fired PK at the half. Something is different on D.

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

wtf is this Spin Power pos

[nineliveslost 2,760]

I want to have hope , but i am drunk enough to hear this song in my head with Texas

 

I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

[TwiceHorn 31,475]

3 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

I think it's just us, our best in state players go to Alabama and Ohio St. 

This is true, but THSFB historically could be counted on to produce deep classes at most positions.  That's no longer true.  Especially, it seems, on defense and in the trenches.

Mack Brown used to be able to just recruit the state and do just fine.

Edited November 14, 2021 by TwiceHorn

[Tex Pete 20,354]

16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If ku gets 2 more tds, itll be the most points they have scored since 2007 vs nebraska

Back when they were a good team. 

[MillerEP 30,455]

[THUJONE 4,550]

its like we changed defenses

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Anything on twitters about Bijan 

[hookem48 4,687]

no Bijan, Sark better come up with some shit now

[Longhornlove 4,829]

Can we come from behind and win in the 4th, Whoda thunk.

[Stunns38 3,460]

Maybe they fired PK at the half. Something is different on D.

Kansas’s roster is just worse than ours.

[WBT 20,572]

5 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

No, the good ones don't go to Texas anymore.  That's the problem.

[lilMAC25 3,794]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the haters. This team sucks, but i dont wanna lose to fucking kansas, at home. And bijan is out and casey and x man are trying to carry the team on their backs

 

 

fuck it, lets go Texas!!!!

I don’t want to lose to these fucks either.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Anything on twitters about Bijan 

In 10 minutes?

[ztejas 43,452]

This is one of the funniest win probability graphs I've ever seen.

 

[Longhornlove 4,829]

Just now, THUJONE said:

its like we changed defenses

Changed some players for sure

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

OH

MY

GOD

[Gidnik 3,269]

this team gives me fucking anxiety. im turning on julia childs and learning how to cook

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,174]

That should’ve been 6….

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

In 10 minutes?

Bro

do you even Twitter they know before it happens 

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

RoJo still trying

[PittsburghTiger 6,187]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomChairman said:

wtf is this Spin Power pos

the greatest charger the world has ever seen because every house only has ONE charger, until they buy a Spin Power!

[MillerEP 30,455]

Whole team has turftoe

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

These fucking zebras are giving us some fuck you B12 spots

[ztejas 43,452]

God fucking dammit.