Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Coaches had lines of cocaine on the benches at halftime for the defense. "Let's try this!"

[Chad 1728]

I guess Charles has a short term memory, he must've forgotten about 2016.

[ztejas 43528]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Coaches had lines of cocaine on the benches at halftime for the defense. "Let's try this!"

Worked for LT.

[Bigbend1812 12927]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Human Sacrifice.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Aggy loss does nothing for me if we shit the bed. Absolutely nothing.

[THUJONE 4550]

Just now, Chad said:

I guess Charles has a short term memory, he must've forgotten about 2016.

Love Charles, but my man was *crying* on the field in that loss to Kansas.

[Surly Bevo 25139]

Ole Miss just punched in a TD....

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Those 2nd and 3rd down plays were brutal. 

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Ole Miss went up 22-13

[hookem48 4702]

plenty of zip on that ball, shut up about his thumb, he just isn't very good

[CurlyDumps 4478]

Jesus fucking Christ. Complete a simple fucking throw and catch.

[Hank_Hill 18893]

Milwee and Sark should teach Thompson to not miss a schemed open Worthy for the third time tonight.

Edited November 14, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

this team gives me fucking anxiety. im turning on julia childs and learning how to cook

 

I will save you time, she’s going to use lots of butter and drink wine.

[hayden_horn 11365]

3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

its like we changed defenses

no, they changed offenses. they did that thing where the team with inferior talent and a big lead starts trying to run out the clock in the third quarter. i've seen texas do it too many times to not recognize it. 

[ztejas 43528]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy loss does nothing for me if we shit the bed. Absolutely nothing.

I don't know. Oklahoma State putting their fist up TCU's ass is pretty funny. 

[gmr548 16607]

KU about to put the nail in the coffin here

[Real Papi 1003]

Damn need some mojo on that possession.  Worthy was wide open

[Surly Bevo 25139]

I cry for Colt McCoy when I see shit like this.  Colt could have closed his fucking eyes and made that read and completed that pass.  

[gmr548 16607]

Ole Miss went up 22-13

Could you be more aggy

[nineliveslost 2794]

i cant even masturbate to make me feel better about this game 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I will save you time, she’s going to use lots of butter and drink wine.

[Bullneck 19201]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I will save you time, she’s going to use lots of butter and drink wine.

That's hot.  What does she look like?

[ztejas 43528]

"Hey remember that other time you almost lost to Kansas at home?"

[Stunns38 3538]

Foster back In, we’re screwed

[Surly Bevo 25139]

We could really use a turnover

[deadshank 24653]

Scoreboard watching aggy and hoping for them to lose to soften the pain and embarrassment of our sorry ass program is so aggy.  

[Murfdogg21 4423]

Can Kai Money hit an open WR on a 5 yard stop?

[Tex Pete 20430]

3 minutes ago, Chad said:

I guess Charles has a short term memory, he must've forgotten about 2016.

Charles is and has been a punk. 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

CN the defense continue this run of stops?

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

Just now, deadshank said:

Scoreboard watching aggy and hoping for them to lose to soften the pain and embarrassment of our sorry ass program is so aggy.  

What else we got?

[Longhornlove 4875]

Our D ends are fucking terrible

[Bullneck 19201]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Could you be more aggy

do you live in a vacuum?

[Bigbend1812 12927]

They score anything here it’s over. 

[Surly Bevo 25139]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

CN the defense continue this run of stops?

Probably not

[THUJONE 4550]

Lol. Back up QB world champ.

[Bullneck 19201]

I would like to see that sideline catch again.

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

no replay huh? anywho, dude has all day in that pocket

Edited November 14, 2021 by GhostOfTomChairman

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Fuck me. Backup QB dropping dimes against our shitty ass DB’s. 

[Real Papi 1003]

Let’s go defense come up with a TO

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

no, they changed offenses. they did that thing where the team with inferior talent and a big lead starts trying to run out the clock in the third quarter. i've seen texas do it too many times to not recognize it. 

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[hookem48 4702]

Kansas 3rd string qb is light years better than anyone we have, just fucking amazing

[Surly Bevo 25139]

Just now, Bullneck said:

I would like to see that sideline catch again.

He caught it, not in the NFL but in college yea it was good.

[The Ace of Aces 5194]

I can’t think of a single player who should return on this defense next year. Not a one. 

[ztejas 43528]

He was in bounds. 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

Ahhh I see our defense is back 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Just now, Bullneck said:

I would like to see that sideline catch again.

But nah….

[Stunns38 3538]

I would like to see that sideline catch again.

Yep. Coaching staff isn’t too bright to challenge that

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Kansas 3rd string qb is light years better than anyone we have, just fucking amazing

But Sark hasn't even given our 3rd string QB a chance...

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Kansas 3rd string qb is light years better than anyone we have, just fucking amazing

That’s not fair.  Our guys aren’t playing against a sark coached program.  

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2682]

wow, just saw my friend post that some Kansas students came down to sit in their (UT) section, and one of them thought it'd be funny to pour a beer all over her 11-year-old daughter. Security was non-existent and they left at the half. She said she went berserk and is pretty sure there's video footage of her going totally apeshit.