Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[Funk Doctor Spock 12526]

5 game losing steak. I think we got the right man for the job. What do you think. Hartzell? CDC?

[Stunns38 3560]

The old fat QB Lorenzen came back and caught a TD to win it.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Please shut the program down. It has cancer.

[David Dennison 18951]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Worst Texas team since 1997

Oh, it's worse that that by a lot.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Jayhawks deserved that W. Congrats KU, gutsy play.

[Stunns38 3560]

Schooler will save us

Ahem

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Made the OU and aggy loss meaningless. We suck. Our coaches suck. Our players suck. Our program sucks. Burn it to the Fucking ground.

[Hank_Hill 18899]

We knew the refs were going to fuck us this year at any opportunity. Shouldn’t have given them the opportunity. We’re about to be walking the desert for another 10+ years boys.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!

[Get ln My Van 927]

Schooler got… schooled?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

So I got into a bit of a fight with folks on here that Sark is worse than Charlie.  How bad does it have to get?  Worst losing streak since 1956. Lost to 1-8 Kansas at home.  Do we need to actually cause a global disaster?

[SKA the boss 729]

Schooler will save us

from bowl eligibility

[mdmost 43059]

And we have 2 more years of this. 

[Sgt Hulk 13853]

Back up QB. 1-8 team.  4 game losing streak. 
 

this was the perfect storm for this band of fucking trash losers 

[honolulu horn 6165]

Well goodbye recruits. 

[GreenspointTexas 9685]

Penalties:

 

ku - 4 for 30

 

texas  - 11 for 112

[Guadaloopy 11023]

There is no bottom.  

[Bullneck 19218]

Color me surprised.  

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

4-8 with 8 injuries.  Bijan won't play again and we only have 1 RB now. 

[ztejas 43549]

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[David Dennison 18951]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Made the OU and aggy loss meaningless. We suck. Our coaches suck. Our players suck. Our program sucks. Burn it to the Fucking ground.

How do you even do that at this point?

[Planet Houston 4931]

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Fuck this shit

[Funk Doctor Spock 12526]

"What did you learn about this team tonight?"

 

"Well, Texas has a case of the gaping pussies, but it was a hard fought win for these 1 and 2 star players. It's just too bad not a single one has a penis on Texas' team, except for their WR X and RB Bijan"

Edited November 14, 2021 by Spider2YBanana

[Duane Moore 5250]

So our former WR turned safety can’t catch a ball that hits him in the numbers in the end zone but KU’s fat man can. Burn it all down. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

their QB played the game of his life, will never duplicate this. 

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

It's tough to hate on Schooler because he does seem like one of the guys actually giving effort but is there a worst combination in the country at safety with Foster and Schooler. 

There can't be. I'm serious when I say these guys wouldn't even get reps at UTSA. 

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Wont call the blatant hold on the 2pt conversion but call unsportsmanlike for celebrating a TD 

[stork642 4501]

We have talented guys who don’t give a fuck and other players so bad that they can’t beat Kansas.  

[bullet 1599]

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What the fuck?

KU receiver out of bounds on that 29 yd catch on 3rd down on their last TD.  Got to make it easier for them to score a TD.

[honolulu horn 6165]

I feel stupid for ever believing in this team or this coaching staff. 

[BachelorTrek 3063]

[Burt 4092]

Please, NCAA...give us the death penalty. PLEASE!!!

[MillerEP 30501]

I think going to the sec to wallow in the trenches will be good for us, this program needs a fucking enema, and burning it all to the ground might be the best thing

[tantric superman 4668]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Made the OU and aggy loss meaningless. We suck. Our coaches suck. Our players suck. Our program sucks. Burn it to the Fucking ground.

I think it would be fun to hire Andrew Luck and start really fresh and nerdy and jokey.

[Nicole44 22078]

Kansas coach is a badass. You have a chance to end OT you do it. Fuck this fucking team. Something is bad wrong and I don’t even know where to begin on how to fix this shit. Fuck! 

[theaveragejon 988]

I can't wait to send my weekly home game feedback email. 

[David Dennison 18951]

1 minute ago, Bravo said:

Yay, 1-8 Kansas beat us at home. The literal lowest moment in Texas football history. Glad I watched it. 

It really feels like we're never going to be good again.

We will be, of course, but this sucks.

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

Let’s see. Penalties 11-112 vs 4-30 and then -4 in turnovers.  Not winning football. 
 

plus sark was too chickenshit to go for 2 at the end of regulation. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Penalties:

 

ku - 4 for 30

 

texas  - 11 for 112

This one IS NOT on the refs 

[Longhornlove 4897]

basketball isn't any better

[Steelers Roll Left 1184]

Someone should morph Charlie Strong’s face into Sark.  (2) losses to Kansas in 5 years……the lowest of the low……..Mariana Trench low

[lonestar3 274]

[lonestar3 274]

DP

Edited November 29, 2021 by lonestar3
DP

[TwiceHorn 31582]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the fucking spin the ball penalty!!

the fatass backup TE/FB beats Texas in Austin at night.  Pass rush was good, the backup QB was a freak tonight, made big clutch play over and over. 

Well, a key point is that he isn't really a backup.  He's a redshirt.  He was the known future of their program.

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

Sark won't be fired this year but I could see him gone in year 2 now unless there's clear signs of progress. 

You can't survive these type losses. 

[Bullneck 19218]

Color me surprised.  

[KCHorn 36]

How do you even do that at this point?

No shit. This is the ashes left from burning it to the ground.

[C-Man 27285]

And Gonzaga’s up 20 on us — what a night!

[Mother mopar 3325]

We are a volleyball, baseball, swimming/diving softball school.