Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[OU Sucks 8,807]

Our QBs have become so retarded the play by play guys are teaching them how to throw the ball.

[Goredho 17,399]

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is there anything lower than rock bottom? Cause I think we about to need that label.

The Rock’s bottom bitch, and that’s our relationship to Kansas right now.

[Kel Varnsen 8,459]

Sark squats to pee

[SKA the boss 729]

Opposable thumb talk. That’s how you know the game is a baller.

[hookem48 4,687]

it's amazing how fast our olinemen turn around to see what's going wrong

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

Guys settle down. Sark is playing 4-D chess...this time he's saving the scripted plays for the 4th quarter.

[Atticus 3,973]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This team thought they could show up and kansaa would lay down

I think if Kansas showed up and laid down, they would push them into the endzone. Or lay down right next to them. These players are shitty, and they don't seem to want to play for these coaches. Maybe they're too hard on them or something, but its a bad marriage.

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

that was a wounded duck throw that was a miracle catch

[lilMAC25 3,792]

8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

This one.

Seriously, they said it was Kansas first 14 point lead since 1997.

 

[Blotto 23,497]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

2010 Garrett Gilbert hangs half a hundred on our defense right now. Who the fuck is our D coordinator and when does he start packing his shit up? 

I'd say Kansas is doing a pretty good job of packing his shit. 

[The Ace of Aces 5,181]

Just now, cabowabo said:

If his thumb is so hurt, then pull him for fuck’s sake. 

Card is really terrible. 

[Bruh Man 3,160]

Announcers must be in heaven. Last week they were calling Sioux Falls games, this week Texas. We are making dreams come true. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,102]

Point the cannon at the guys in orange and load it with whatever trash is around it. Pull the lanyard. Rinse and repeat.

[Tex-19 2,872]

Sadly it still wouldn't happen, but a loss in this game would absolutely be a fireable offense. Kansas is basically an FCS team

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Xay still cares

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

Worthy still trying at least

[hookem48 4,687]

Worthy cares

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,232]

Expecting a Bo Davis halftime video

[cabowabo 4,484]

Hudson must be in the locker room sucking his thumb. 

[BERT 4,358]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah uh, sark is fired if he loses to kansas.

 

 

 

there is no coming back from a loss to ku

Ballgame?? 

[victory88 5,663]

Worthy and Bijan are the only ones playing with effort.

[Lurch 5,930]

If his thumb is so hurt, then pull him for fuck’s sake. 

THATS how bad Card looks

[Colonel Sanders 1,336]

I'm starting to worry we might not cover

[dcar00 14,181]

3 minutes ago, Lurch said:

No it won’t.

This. We're Cal.

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Seriously, they said it was Kansas first 14 point lead since 1997.

 

Wut?

[F250 28,767]

My 16 year old is at the game. Before leaving he said "it's Kansas at home at least I will be there for a win." He is learning about disappointment today.

 

[Pancho 44,757]

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I want this chump fired tonite.  If not, CDC can go first, then we can fire the fraud.

The problem is CDC didn’t make this hire….BMD/BoR members did. 

CDC just did was he was told. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,168]

Halftime speech: “Tonight we’re flipping the script.  Now WE’RE going to be coming from behind capping MFers in the 2nd half!!!”

[ztejas 43,418]

We have one good player on this team. And he's a fucking freshman. 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Can't get fired and left at the airport if you lose at home.

[BrazilHorn 6,586]

Bijan running on tiptoes. No punch

[theaveragejon 988]

The offensive live is offensive. The defensive line is soft. 

Everything about this is a fucking joke. 

[El Diablo 4,232]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Slightly racist

Somewhat ironic.

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

Worthy, Bijan, and Roschon are the only dogs on this team. 

[MillerEP 30,454]

There we go!

[Horn80 6,118]

Nice play guys.

[Bullneck 19,078]

Yea, we don't get shut out. 

[Real Papi 988]

Should be able to pound the rock and get WR’s open 

[cabowabo 4,484]

Just now, Lurch said:

THATS how bad Card looks

Makes it hard to comprehend how the fuck Sark named him as starter in the first place. 

[lilMAC25 3,792]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

I think if Kansas showed up and laid down, they would push them into the endzone. Or lay down right next to them. These players are shitty, and they don't seem to want to play for these coaches. Maybe they're too hard on them or something, but its a bad marriage.

We are being worked by fucking KANSAS. 
 

At some point, blaming the players is clearly inaccurate.

[TwiceHorn 31,450]

Damn, dude.  Quit fucking with your thumb.

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

I honestly hurt for Bijan. A generational talent. He will still go to the nfl thankfully 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Oh goody....now we get to watch the defense again

[hobbes2702 13,032]

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

THATS how bad Card looks

And our genius coaching staff decided he should start this season. Think about that 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah uh, sark is fired if he loses to kansas.

 

 

 

there is no coming back from a loss to ku

No he's not.

[Kel Varnsen 8,459]

We are going to have to outscore them cause our D ain't stopping shit

[dcar00 14,181]

Nice play

[ztejas 43,418]

Who in the fuck is Moochie? 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Will this be sarks first ever ten point comeback win?!?

[OU Sucks 8,807]

Yay, we did something, guys!