Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

[TwiceHorn 32091]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who in the fuck is Moochie? 

Well it was Marcus Washington on the play.

But Kelvontay Dixon is Moochie.

[Sgt Hulk 14468]

Imagine being a recruit seeing this shit 

[b_p 451]

Hey we actually played a reverse pass correctly

[MillerEP 30907]

We fell for that play 2 times this year already, so nice to see 3rd times a charm

[Bullneck 19546]

Leipold had a pretty good record after rebuilding Buffalo.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Wow, a 3 and out. Something is weird.

[millhouse 2733]

A defensive stand

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Wow a stop!

[TexasGolf 5466]

Who is blackwell 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Two back to back plays where I hadn’t heard of either Texas player. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

About goddamn time.

[Tex-19 3013]

Kansas is a first half juggernaut. Just ask OU

[Pam Cummings 9884]

Who the hell is Blackwell?

[ztejas 44249]

C'MON TEXAS! YOU BLOW COCK BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOSE TO KANSAS!

[TwiceHorn 32091]

Seeing some new names.

[Dogfishhead 100]

That delayed overshown blitz was trash


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[AUS-97HORN 12052]

no flag for running into the kicker?

 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

That’s a great porn btw.

[ztejas 44249]

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Two back to back plays where I hadn’t heard of either Texas player. 

Probably a good thing. 

[Bigbend1812 13060]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Who the hell is Blackwell?

Someone coming to play 

[millhouse 2733]

Alright you motherfuckers, let's go score some points 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

“And the 7th seal opened as a basketball school got excited about a football game and a football school about a basketball game.  The sky became as black as sack cloth……..the moon became red as blood……”

[Lurch 5950]

Imagine being a recruit seeing this shit 

Playing time advantage

[WBT 20990]

self pressure, the only pressure we can get!

[Longhornlove 5213]

WTF was that? Defense. Who is Blackwell, he come from the stands?

 

[Zepol87 9343]

Damn I am way behind wtf

[nineliveslost 3011]

its funny how we still suck ass even when the refs call a clean game....hmmmmmm

[BrazilHorn 6854]

Let’s go. 

[Stunns38 3805]

Who the hell is Blackwell?

Damn, signing players off the street now.

[Chips O'Toole 1442]

That was a linebacker doing a football thing. 

TeXaS iS bAcK!?!

[Surly Bevo 25766]

Just now, b_p said:

Hey we actually played a reverse pass correctly

Not entirely.  11 is an idiot, on the backside of the play and he goes charging after the ball carrier like he's gonna be involved in the play if it really keeps going that way.  Completely lost contain and yes our DBs stayed home so we were lucky that chump threw the ball instead of just taking the 10 yards.

[OU Sucks 9405]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

no flag for running into the kicker?

Looked like he flopped, but it would be so Texas for us to extend their drive after our first stop.

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Sure could use a monkey-based distraction right about now

[Goredho 17662]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Wow, a 3 and out. Something is weird.

Bo Davis must have told the defense he bet his life’s savings on Kansas.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just now, ztejas said:

Probably a good thing. 

Most assuredly.

[GhostOfTomChairman 43]

the Ole Miss - agroid game is much more entertaining.

[Bullneck 19546]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

For the love of Satan, please let that score be our turning the corner in this game. Ou lost, aggy is losing, we need this win. I need this win.

TexAgs was talking shit about Cincinatti and how bad they looked against S.Fla and they would be last in the SEC.  

Karma.  Do not disturb.

[Hank Chinaski 6362]

This motherfucker keeps referring to this Texas team as “Goliath”…what the fuck is happening? 

[Sgt Hulk 14468]

Play all the freshman!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13436]

We have someone named Blackwell on the team?

[Wishbone 4958]

“David vs Goliath” eh, as the announcers said. We, we know how that story ended.

[Atticus 4221]

6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Kansas HC would let you fuck his mother and wife at the same time for our players.

Out of HS, i'm sure most programs would.

Gia Monkey could be acting HC for this team and they should be able to beat this team.

These players playing with no heart is on the coaches, but the players need to be able to self-motivate.

Edited November 14, 2021 by Atticus

[mrhorn 1479]

Google just reported a massive spike in searches for Blackwell Texas Football

[Bullneck 19546]

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Two back to back plays where I hadn’t heard of either Texas player. 

That's good!

[hookem48 4857]

1 minute ago, b_p said:

Hey we actually played a reverse pass correctly

not so sure about #11

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Kasas' 1st 3 and out of the game? Whatevs, I'll take it.

[Horn80 6361]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Seeing some new names.

Coaches may be using the bench portal.  About time.

[Sgt Hulk 14468]

This mother fucker said momentum 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ElChupacabra 254]

Young bloods getting some game reps. Good experience for them because this whole program needs to get dumped upside down and reexamined. 

[TwiceHorn 32091]

https://texassports.com/sports/football/roster/morice-blackwell-jr-/10763